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builders charlywalker s blog charlywalker s blog march 2 2012 between love and madness lies blogging i like the sound of my house in the morning it begins with a serene calmness surrounded by an abundance of quiet and ends with a clamor of energies erupting from a mixture of tyrannical teens a traveling husband and a wayward dog i fancy the stillness to inspire me to write or er scribble down thoughts however the only thing materializing in my brain is still trying to transpire i need a muse maybe the sound of mus ic might a muse me and become muse ful to help with motivation which could ignite and spark a plethora of muse ttes to clear the cobwebs visiting my minds muse um too much quiet seems to have a sesame street affect on me and it s forcing me to spew an assortment of m s more m s might as well face it i m addicted to love of alliteration it s a nasty habit but it s really just for the pun of it for the new year i was trying to get a blog in edgewise at least once a week but i would find myself sitting and staring at the computer hoping that the keyboard would miraculously take it s alphabet and form an idea or two sometimes i rest my hands on the keys in the typewriter formation that i learned in eighth grade from a teacher who was missing three fingers and i would sit in a trance awaiting an idea to hit that compels my fingers to vibrate across the raised letters like a divining tool over a ouija board sometimes i find myself sitting at the desk with my head in my hands closing my eyes with all my might in hopes that an anecdote will squeeze out from the darkness the only things that appear to pop through from that ritual are new wrinkles in the corners of my eyes from clamping my lids shut sometimes i walk around the house looking for anything to stimulate a brainstorm but usually i end up facing a few messy rooms that look as though they weathered a storm and curse at the dirty laundry that is multiplying faster than bunnies sometimes i jump into my mom uniform and take the crazy dog out for a walk in the hood hoping to grab some outdoor information that could trigger some hype rboles of life my dog was my original muse when i started this blog adventure but now we both just walk amongst ourselves in silence soaking in scenery and leftover urine floating atop the grass even my dog carries the no vacancy aura atop is pea brain lately it feels like i m taking eeyore for an a pathetic walk sometimes i check my email and witness an assortment of blogger s have been busy at blogging i admire the folks that are able to write once a day and even sometimes twice a day sometimes i find my inbox is inundated weekly with subscriptions that i am too caught up in reading and i find i have left no time to formulate my own mental material i wish i had the time to blog every day or even every week i tried once on january 1st of each year since the onset of this blog i tried with all my mighty imagination to transcribe daily a day turned into two days then three days then a week then a month then i found myself caught up in living life instead of attempting to write about it sometimes i load my brain cells with caffeine to try and jump start a synapse i step and fetch myself a warm cappuccino thinking the lovely aroma of my italian espresso blend will activate an afflatus all it seems to produce is a mild movement towards a quiet ladies room i never afflatus in public sometimes i just want to stop all this blogsense and quit maybe free up my stagnant legs that hide under the desk while the varicosities await their first thrombosis maybe give the chair cushion a break and let the micro foam have a breather and work the dent out maybe give my eyes a break from the vibrant glare on my screen oh wait i have transition lenses i utilize the hunter s thompson technique minus the cigarette yes i like the sound of my house in the morning that harbors a unique calmness before it s inundated with the walking dead teens and a tumbling dog chasing a husband who checks in and out and leaves his keys at the front desk my desk the desk that shelters the immobile legs and supports the bent elbows that hold the hands that clasp the head which contains the brain that is trying to channel a muse ments blogged by a jack of all trades spread the humor share this share share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on x opens in new window x share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr like loading charlywalker 11 25 pm filed under bloggie with doggie builders comedy desktop dogs house humor laundromat menopause and humor merlot mayhem motherhood mayhem mutts menopause merlot mayhem humor life experience teens family husbands puppies laughter wine satire satire comedy family teens children teens tagged hunter s thompson music 15 comments january 2 2012 down bloggie i want to talk about a ccount ability i am not referring to a certain aristocratic muppet whose cap ability is to count prime numbers through fanged teeth i am speaking about folks being held liable to be answerable accountable does anyone fully accept responsibility for their actions anymore or has passing the bedraggled buck become the accepted modus operandi i own a house a house that has a roof a roof that carries two different dye lots of shingles splattered about as if it had been jackson pollock laying down the tiles in a pattern that screams jack the dripper s handy work this would have fallen upon deaf ears and eyes had my neighbor a roofer by trade not stopped over and bring this faux pas to my attention he said he was tired of staring at the test pattern atop my house while sipping his starbucks and working on last weeks crossword puzzle i told him my husband s in the shoe industry and i haven t enjoyed watching his ancient chuck taylor s with floppy laces climbing up and down the metal ladder he loads on his truck at 5 00 a m every morning either my roof aficionado neighbor kindly volunteered his expertise of tile formation in grave detail he expounded on the faulty craftsmanship application and flawed materials that resulted in a leak over our family room he set forth with his roofing jargon and concluded with explicit instructions on what steps to take and with whom to take those steps i took his advice as he took my money for the consult and started at the grass roots level i contacted the abbott costello team who built this house that we paid a small fortune for and was met with a trio of pin striped suits on the other end of the phone who am i speaking with asks cindy who is the receptionist for the builder and what seems to be the issue and i don t know if we can help you i reiterated to cindy who is the receptionist the knowledge i was given by my neighbor the roof expert cindy forwarded my call to jack who is the builder s nephew whose job it is to resolve customer problems what we have here mrs g is a situation with the product used on the house that jack built this is not our jurisdiction you need to contact the company that manufactured the tiles mutters jack from his boxed in cubicle so i contacted the manufacturer team and they sent out a representative to fix the small leak under the mis matched tiles as this representative did his job atop my pointy roof we conversed about rooftops using terms that included workmanship and dye lots the roofing rep conceded that this was a bums rush of a job however the folks that did the original job are no longer with the company and then he left he left with two samples of roofing tiles to be examined by who s top tile scientists who later got back to me what we have here mrs g is a building issue not a materials issue i don t know if we can help you states the rocket roof tile scientist you need to contact the sub contractor who i bat back do they touch base with who the first contact i spoke with who directed me to what appears to be the second base of contact for which i don t know if a third party is the answer let me get this straight i proceeded you must know all the players in this business i certainly do he says so i ask who is ultimately responsible for what was placed upon my roof on a house that jack built a short pause and then a reply i don t know third base spread the humor share this share share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on x opens in new window x share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr like loading charlywalker 4 46 am filed under builders comedy house humor menopause and humor merlot mayhem motherhood mayhem muppet s mutts menopause merlot mayhem humor life experience teens family husbands sarcasm airline satire tagged abbott costello ears and eyes grass roots level jack the dripper jackson pollock metal ladder roofs striped suits 11 comments email subscription enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email email address sign me up 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