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jack the dripper charlywalker s blog charlywalker s blog january 2 2012 down bloggie i want to talk about a ccount ability i am not referring to a certain aristocratic muppet whose cap ability is to count prime numbers through fanged teeth i am speaking about folks being held liable to be answerable accountable does anyone fully accept responsibility for their actions anymore or has passing the bedraggled buck become the accepted modus operandi i own a house a house that has a roof a roof that carries two different dye lots of shingles splattered about as if it had been jackson pollock laying down the tiles in a pattern that screams jack the dripper s handy work this would have fallen upon deaf ears and eyes had my neighbor a roofer by trade not stopped over and bring this faux pas to my attention he said he was tired of staring at the test pattern atop my house while sipping his starbucks and working on last weeks crossword puzzle i told him my husband s in the shoe industry and i haven t enjoyed watching his ancient chuck taylor s with floppy laces climbing up and down the metal ladder he loads on his truck at 5 00 a m every morning either my roof aficionado neighbor kindly volunteered his expertise of tile formation in grave detail he expounded on the faulty craftsmanship application and flawed materials that resulted in a leak over our family room he set forth with his roofing jargon and concluded with explicit instructions on what steps to take and with whom to take those steps i took his advice as he took my money for the consult and started at the grass roots level i contacted the abbott costello team who built this house that we paid a small fortune for and was met with a trio of pin striped suits on the other end of the phone who am i speaking with asks cindy who is the receptionist for the builder and what seems to be the issue and i don t know if we can help you i reiterated to cindy who is the receptionist the knowledge i was given by my neighbor the roof expert cindy forwarded my call to jack who is the builder s nephew whose job it is to resolve customer problems what we have here mrs g is a situation with the product used on the house that jack built this is not our jurisdiction you need to contact the company that manufactured the tiles mutters jack from his boxed in cubicle so i contacted the manufacturer team and they sent out a representative to fix the small leak under the mis matched tiles as this representative did his job atop my pointy roof we conversed about rooftops using terms that included workmanship and dye lots the roofing rep conceded that this was a bums rush of a job however the folks that did the original job are no longer with the company and then he left he left with two samples of roofing tiles to be examined by who s top tile scientists who later got back to me what we have here mrs g is a building issue not a materials issue i don t know if we can help you states the rocket roof tile scientist you need to contact the sub contractor who i bat back do they touch base with who the first contact i spoke with who directed me to what appears to be the second base of contact for which i don t know if a third party is the answer let me get this straight i proceeded you must know all the players in this business i certainly do he says so i ask who is ultimately responsible for what was placed upon my roof on a house that jack built a short pause and then a reply i don t know third base spread the humor share this share share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on x opens in new window x share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr like loading charlywalker 4 46 am filed under builders comedy house humor menopause and humor merlot mayhem motherhood mayhem muppet s mutts menopause merlot mayhem humor life experience teens family husbands sarcasm airline satire tagged abbott costello ears and eyes grass roots level jack the dripper 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