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chickens in the basement skip to main skip to sidebar chickens in the basement i love to write and i love to laugh when i write i get to the point quick my stories would fit on the back of a postcard they usually make me chuckle and you know what they say it s all about me tuesday september 21 2010 the great confessor since i was little people have always told me things without me questioning them my children say it s because i look people in the face and smile which opens the door for everyone to come on in to my space and begin talking i love hearing what folks have to say today a man who can completely block all light from entering my office doorway just by planting himself in the entry stopped in to tell me about his morning he grabbed my hand and said see the size of your diamond well i passed a kidney stone the same size this morning and the second one was a third of an inch long and thinner an octogenarian friend of mine told me she sleeps naked and never gets cold because she has a down comforter plus her husband loves it tonight i was chatting with neighbor terry after our walk riley dog was waiting patiently on his leash as we flapped jaws as we turned to head home neighbor terry said i think riley just peed on my foot droplets did adorn the sidewalk where her foot had just been standing riley dog it is not nice to pee on your friends now i m off to see what my friends at glee have to say posted by chickens in the basement at 7 57 pm 16 comments labels confessions kidney stones riley dog monday september 13 2010 freedom ride what would it take to get riley dog to do this enough puppy treats to put him into a coma the uso of north carolina hosted the freedom ride on saturday chewey the dog in the photo rode along with his daddy on the 80 mile ride chewey was rescued from the pound he was the belle of the ball in a canine biker babe sort posted by chickens in the basement at 9 37 pm 9 comments labels freedom ride pound puppies wednesday september 8 2010 perks of the job look who came to the uso of north carolina rdu center today he is my favorite politico wonder what it would take to convince colin powell to run for president he took time to pose with a couple of star struck marines before heading off to the rbc center for a motivational speech i love my job duh moment i forgot to have someone take a picture of me with colin powell posted by chickens in the basement at 9 32 pm 17 comments labels colin powell monday september 6 2010 contribution from rick i m the mother of two boys whenever i ask leading questions to get their opinion on a subject i usually get uhmuhmuhm the equivalent to hell if i know from them finally rick has a teacher who asks questions that require an opinion or description from him since my computer is the only one hooked up to the printer i get to read his assignments this one made me laugh my family and my hair everybody in our family has different hair my brother has long straight hair but he thinks it looks best short his hair is brown sort of like mine my dads hair is short and obedient he doesn t even have to comb it my mom has somewhat curly hair and she always spends too long getting it just right she has to use a curler a lot but i think it looks fine how it is her hair used to be a sort of blonde but it has been a hundred different colors since it seems to change with the seasons at the moment it wants to stay a sort of reddish brown my hair well everyone in my family seems to want to have the same hair as me it is long but unlike my brothers hair it is more curled at the end my hair like my brothers hair is brown but i think his is darker than mine even though we are all different we are still a family i had no idea he ever noticed what color my hair is after all i walked around for three months with green hair before a friend s little girl said miss anna did you know your hair was green well n o i did not her mother was mortified i wanted to know how long it had been green my husband informed me it had been green for about 3 months and he never told me nobody else told me either what the heck it seems when loreal ash blonde hair color meets wake forest well water it doesn t remain ash blonde electric green is the result posted by chickens in the basement at 7 47 pm 17 comments labels funny hair color my boys wednesday september 1 2010 how come how come riley dog turns tail and runs whenever he walks in on me when i m about to get in the shower does he think i have removed my fur does he want to leave the room before he gags is he laughing how come the baggage claim area in rdu airport smells like somebody peed in every potted plant in the room wouldn t it show up on one of the video cameras if someone relieved himself that often in the potted plants am i the only person who smells it how come i always thought riley dog was a yellow dog until i forced him to suffer through a long soapy bath i let him keep his fur on and he dried off red just wondering posted by chickens in the basement at 7 51 pm 17 comments labels how come sunday august 22 2010 reindeer summer camp yesterday afternoon i looked out my bedroom window and discovered several of santa s flight crew were grazing in the back yard initially i thought there were two vixen hovered near the woods while the brazen blitzen was near the house and chowing on my weedy lawn we opened the back door quietly and went onto the deck he heard us but wasn t bothered by our presence then out of my flower bed came this big guy dasher had eaten all of the hydrangeas he could reach and was on to the weeds if only the stupid pole to the birdhouse wasn t there this would have been a fabulous shot i know a few hunters who would have loved to see these guys when santa whistled for the crew to return to the sleigh vixen beat the boys into the woods with a challenge issued by vixen dasher was off blitzen brought up the rear i m sure vixen won this particular reindeer game santa you owe me a couple of hydrangea bushes note riley dog slept peacefully on the porch in the garage while reindeer summer camp was going on in the back yard posted by chickens in the basement at 3 05 pm 17 comments labels deer santa sunday july 25 2010 stink bug orgy last week we were headed off to the beach for a couple of days before going i had to make sure the girls were taken care of the water tank was nearly empty and had more mosquito larvae floating in it than i cared to have chewing on my naked legs in the weeks to come i hauled the tank up to the faucet and filled it to the top since i had already dressed for the trip i didn t want the tank bumping up against my legs on the way back to the chicken house not wanting to play the female card i got creative and grabbed the grasshopper my seat on wheels i use when pulling weeds propped the water tank on top and headed down the hill when i stopped to readjust the tank i saw a group of bugs crawling around on the handle on closer look i realized all the bugs were paired up not only were they paired up they were end to end i immediately had flashbacks to dogs who somehow got twisted around during the sex act and couldn t get apart the boy dog always looks like he s in pain and the girl just looks humiliated do you think i scared the stink bugs so much when i snatched up the grasshopper and tossed the water tank on top that they spun around and got stuck i have to wonder admit it you read the title and couldn t resist reading it right posted by chickens in the basement at 8 06 pm 24 comments labels orgy stink bugs older posts home subscribe to posts atom about me view my complete profile be happy dammit happiness is a choice choose to be happy even if you don t feel like it fake it sooner than later you won t be faking it anymore laugh often laugh loud laugh at yourself laugh until tears run down your face laugh so hard that you snort it is contagious talk to me chick and chickens followers blog archive 2010 127 september 5 the great 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