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ay even catch yourself asking him about it if you agonise over everything he said and everything you said back you re going to lose it it s as simple as that you ll only waste time twisting every word to mean 20 different things just let things happen and go with the flow if it isn t meant to work out it won t if you really want to know what a man is thinking ask him yourself don t ask your friends and certainly don t ask his don t over analyse his moves and his every words or even what he post for hidden meanings just because you re doing it sebab kita kan gila it doen t mean that he is too everything he says may not always going to be about you further you shouldn t assume that every word he types or says is negative he might just be trying to make conversation in terms of body language don t assume his gestures mean something when they may not in reality you ll end up questioning both his motives and your own so i bukan apa uols rata rata nya kita ni dah meniti umur dan boleh mati bebila masa je mana yang dah ada anak they are to think of too this is too tiring messy and memualkan yes we cannot know anyone but ourselves better if we value ourselves janganlah menyeksa diri kalau dah takda value dan kalau si dia tu pun tak nak berusaha mencari kesalahan dia yang menyakitkan hati you ingat ya ramai lagi yang boleh dibagi peluang no one like to be proves wrong kalau dia yang salah pun sedapat boleh dia akan mengaitkan you jugak tu jantan setan nama nya i am not saying that we are always right but there s a reason why we get set off on a wrong foot ya we jumped to stupid conclusion or made bad decision but kalau kita ni dilayan dengan baik takkan lah hobi kita nak jadi pompuan meroyan lak kan siapa pi sushi king dia lah yang makan wasabe tu je lah muttered by makji esah at 8 08 am 3 comments sunday november 06 2016 my pretty girl my fatboy hola uols i dah berjanji i nak hapdate kan beberapa purnama yang lalu i balik ke rumah i di londong sinun biasalah i kan kacang kadang kadang i pi balik mencari kulit i pastu i blah balik antara faktor pemberat kaki nak balik kampung sinun islah anak anak meow i uols tau la soial worker meow i cawangan putrajaya akan senantiasa menghantui i malah masa anak anak i kecik kecik dulu social worker inilah yang dok pi ajar deme tu hantar whatsapp kat i time i gi poya poya tak senang vurit i nak melahu bila ada yang ngadu kena cubit la telinga masuk semut la bibik kurung dalam toilet la but anak anak meow ni apa tahunya uols walaupun katanya mempunya perasaan maha sensitip tetap gak pergantungan mereka pada you hanyalah kepada wet food dan kibbles meleser gak kat kaki kita sekali sekala weihh kenalah tunjuk sayang kat kita walau sekejap sebelum deme buat perangai lanun balik pi terbalik kan pasu i ada ramai kucing ya tapi yang alpha nya adalah dua ketul tu satu tu mmg favourite i dari dia kecik yang satu lagi tu favourite mummy nya yakni social worker putrajaya tu tu ja yang digomolnya bila mummy datang visit bila i balik ke malaya yang tak tau la apa nak cakap dah ni my favourite tu dah hilang khabar nya dia ghaib dari awal bulan june macam dua minggu lepas i berangkat dia ni mmg lone ranger sikit dan suka menyeksa batin i yang lemah ni dengan tak balik ber hari hari pernah dia hilang 3 minggu dan i pun dah macam pompuan meroyan berdoa tak putus putus mintak dia balik dah zasss dia balik ketuk pintu dan mintak makan macam tak da apa apa haiyoooo anakku si gumuks kesayangan mummy pulak ditimpa kecederaan tataulah apa yang diserang or menyerang dia tapi sampai patah lah tulang rusuk nya dan luka kaki nya by the time i balik luka dia makin teruk ya lah dijilat jilat nya kannn mana nak kering dipakaikan collar dia amukan tapi i tak ada ditanahair so penjaga penjaga berbayar nya lah yang i harapkan menjaga si gumuk tu i pulang kepangkuan dia yang dari 7 kg ke 4 kg uols untuk species kucing that is vast we are not talking syanie s weight loss lepas gastric band yang seriously nampak macam sama je i rasa si gumuk hilang selera makan and i tell you i hantar dia ke vet yang paling bagoss tak kisah lah bill nya banyak mana pun i was hopeful at times it seems like he is getting better tapi dia makin kurus and vet is fearing the worst ya uols rahsia paling besar i i have never asked allah really seriously for anything sampai nangis nangis i ask for the favourite one yang hilang to return and i beg allah to save the gumuks betul2 punya berdoa uols i siap suruh orang yang dok depan kaabah pi doa lagi but in the end force feeding feeling like it wasn t humane anymore i put him to sleep and it broke my heart i balut dia dgn t shirt favourite i and kebumikan dia waktu maghrib seriously i tak tidur dalam bilik lepas dia mati sebab i dok ternampak nampak dia akan memanjat katil dengan kematian si gumuk maka i assume si favourite girl pun dah mati jua penyeksaan fikiran ni ada had nya uols macam chenta kalau dia untuk you dia akan datang pada you uols sampai sekarang ni kenkadang i akan panggil panggil nama nya just for fun i dok teringat bau masam nya perut gendut nya it isn t easy losing a companion ni adalah balasan tuhan pada i lah dulu i jahat dgn meow meow sekarang ni kucing kuraps pun i nak peluk uols tu je lah cerita sedih i 3 bulan lepas muttered by makji esah at 11 47 am 3 comments wednesday november 02 2016 contrived eloquence hola uolsss tajuk i macam bagosssss ja kan terima kasih atas ingatan uols yang nampak sangat ada kepentingan sendiri yakni mahu i terus memuaskan nafsu pembacaan uols tak githooo uols productivity i di tanah malaya ni samalah lembab nya dengan keadaan politik kita yang macam gampang dalam kegampangan ini i tak faham dengan penyokong tegar kerajaan memerintah tah hapa lagi yang boleh dipandang kat kabinet dapur tu tatau lah i pun tamau cakap hal politik semasa ni uolss i bukannya lss dan aa yang menjadi pujaan pro bini kak wos tu kebarangkalian i akan kena tangkap dan dituduh menghasut pun akan tinggi gittew so marilah kita membuat penilaian semula tentang hal hal semasa yang telah berlaku disekeliling kita nak 1 kes kakak perlakung uols sure dah tau pasal kak sopie kita tu you know that mak nyah insof tu tau kan i really don t know what he is trying to do dia ingat mak nyah ni satu cita cita ke where you can just wake up from your deep sleep pastu ehh i nak jadik pompuan lah persetan dgn fitrah kejantanan i githoo benda benda krisis dalaman cenggini sepatutnya remain didalaman je uols takyah uols nak terbit reality series pulak semua tu kan mengundang perhatian so kak sopi ni mahukan perhatian kann ke kak sopie ber prinsip marilah kita semua maknyah sekelian menuju kejayaan ye lah kalau dia sorang je berubah yang lenlain tetap strutting high heels kat depan muka dia maka terseksa jugak jiwa raga nya kan tak cukup dgn live updates perubahan dia dia cari lagi perhatian dgn nak bagi henbeg kasut mahal dia laaa hawla wala kak sopie kak sopie suka benau treat pengikut kak sopie macam ayam tunggu dedak apa pekdah nya kak sopie dan akhirnya kak sopie seperti yang i jangka kan tak mampu melawan setan dalam badan nya yang dah dibela sekian lama tu lah kan nak berjuang kejalan benar ni benda pertama yang menjadi batu penghalang adalah diri kita sendiri dan saya harap dengan perubahan semula kak sopie ni janganlah kak sopie mintak balik henbeg dan stilettos yang dah kak sopie bagi bagi kat peminat tegar kak sopie tu ya buruk puki kak sopie kelak hik hik hik oops 2 kes cik ta okay semalam kan uols rangkaian burung biru penuh pulak dengan cerita cik ta uols tau la pasai apa kannn cik ta takleh travel sebab tak bayar duit cukai katanya dia tak mampu nak bayar sikit pun tak mampu cik ta ni seperti yang dikenali mak piah adalah seorang yang ting tong uols ni set set cakap tak guna batu jemala kita ni mengharapkan batu jemala dia tu secantik muka nya but that s her la orang buat joke 3 bulan lepas semalam baru dia gelak dengan tayangan perdana dia dok travel kesana kemari dengan lifestyles yang macam ceo bangsa johor ye lah ko ada bagi anak ko prezen bmw sebab dia pass spm kancil buruk pun belum tentu and kalau berduit nau pun ko bayorkan down payment ja tapi cik ta zasssss bagi keta kat anak dia yang sejibik ghopa azuar tu kannn mak piah tapi cik ta boleh plak cakap dia takdak duit nak bayor cukai tapi ada pulak plan nak pi sambut besday anak kat uk nun wahh bukan ke duit lebihan tu buat bayar hutang dulu bley lagi dia kata nasib baik anak saya tu kecik lagi kalau tak sure dia kecit ati tak leh gi oversea sambut hebesday dia pitammm mak nyah ehhh ada tak orang nak sedekah supplement b complex kat dia 3 cerita angin another kegilaan mutlak manusia sekarang ni yang menjadi jadi kat pesbuk tu kan uols adalah mempercayai khabar angin tak pun membaca new sekerat sekerat pastu buat rumusan macam laknat rumours are newsworthy these days betapa wonderful nya civilisation we live in kan some people even share and comment on rumours nak saja i kata get a life but ngenangkan i ni minority dalam thread tu maka hasrat tu dipekasam kan dan dijadikan modal penyakit hati tu belum yang bagi running commentary tu macam dia lah duduk satu meja meeting dgn orang yang dikomen nya tu yang buat surat terbuka nya haiyooo suka benau orang buat surat terbuka sekarang kepada orang yang you tuduh makan duit anak yatim kemain nya uolsss tu belum lagi surat pak ustaz kat artis yang bukak tudung tu 4 pak cik tag uols uols ada kat kawan yang sesuka jiwa ja tag uols kat pesbuk tu i ada seekor tyrannosaurus ni tau uolsss dah la dia rajin hapdate dengan segala berita bergambar di tag nya pulak kengkawan dia sekor sekor news around us is too depressing and you know we can easily get a barrage of the negative news and comments coming our way i e news orang eksiden ada pulak yang rajin hantar gambar putus putus tu uolsss haiyaaa things just come through your newsfeed kan nevermind that you have to deal with real live social issues at work ke at home ke i rasa nak je cakap yes i am well informed thank you of the shit that goes around so please la spare my mental health by not tagging me i am no social bunny and i don t know why you nak i tahu pasal you pi makan dgn sipolan polan yang i tak kenal your shit does not contribute to my life or my energy to make my world better tapi tak tercakap pulak tu this guy akan tanya apasal you tak approve tag i bley till later uols i promise i will write again muttered by makji esah at 2 05 pm 4 comments friday september 16 2016 update very the dah lama tak hapdate uolssss but tak palah takda orang baca pun kan so i thought i share this comment some anonymous sent me so macho lah he had to resort to being anon but hey siapalah yang berani didunia nyata sekarang ni orang yang berani akan menulis di fb dan menunjukkan muka orang penakut macam i akan bersembunyi disebalik blog this guy commented about a flak i made about guys yang suka suka buat lupa haaa aruah siamang i lah kan but let s just digest how easy men brushes off things gonna put my comment for you guys leave girls because they are ugly you probably are girls leave guys because they re boring we probably are so work it out if you are either ugly or boring you write blog because you want people to listen to you but they don t because you are ugly so you make a blog if you dont post this comment that proves nothing and everything accept the fact and find something that suits you no point of getting something out of your league and whine about it it s just gonna make your private part bigger the one at the bottom thanks life s always wonderful that last part i tak faham perhaps this guy think that i am out of his league well if your league consist of accapan or khir toyo and the like yes i am glad that i am not in that league takpalah dik i am seriously not hard up of you your kind and certainly your big private part muttered by makji esah at 6 26 am 7 comments friday june 24 2016 cerita ku cerita mu uols dibulan remdan ni ijinkan lah i bercerita pasai manusia ni if you read me long enough you might know who this person is tapi kalau uols tatau uols bacalah dendiam ya dulu kalau orang cakap there s a rose among the thorns orang tu akan cakap pasai seorang pompuan dan dikelilingi jantan the image of the pompuan supposedly is ayu ayu gitu ehh when i say ayu ayu please don t count raghad kurdi as ayu ayu ye nothing ayu about her even when she pose lentok2 atas bahu lakinya ayu tahik la sangat roses are supposed to be malu malu and disanjungi kumbang kumbang tu takpun another image yang sesuai ialah emily blunt ditengah tengah acappan muniandy param dan rajagopal the rose should stay the way she is seadanya takyah nak jadik tajam tajam macam duri duri tu the wanita ayu should remain ayu dan membiarkan jantan menjadi jantan dan bermuka tak malu you know when jantan can just piss about anywhere kita takyah lah jadi cenggitu kita misti ada sifat pemaleww so this rose once upon a time dia kata muka dia ada iras iras kimk you wonder where could the resemblance be pubic hair ke sama kaler that s more like it pastu dia kata ada orang kata dia macam nilopah pendek kata kan uols uols tenunglah gambo nilopah tu berjam jam takkan ada nya uols nampak persamaan persamaan muka takdak langsung persamaan size jauh lah sekali this rose is heritage proud dia kata dia ada keturunan set set yang dok area laut mati sana i ni dah bekerja dengan manusia dari macam2 benua dah uols dan yang i tahu dari mulut kuda keturunan laut mati yang si rose ni vangga vangga kan ittew adalah setarap paria middle eastern saja tapi kita misti berbangga dengan keturunan kita kann so takpa lah let rose hang on to that i rasa si rose ni baik orang nya i dah jumpa dia dua tiga kali dan dua tiga kali jugaklah i rasa si rose ni ada sel yang macam tak berhubung dalam kepalanya bila saya jumpa kawan kawan yang mengenali diri si rose ni mereka pun cakap benda yang sama jua kata mereka rose ni pelik orangnya but pompuan sama pompuan melainkan kita dah benci sangat kita jarang lah nak kutuk pasal seorang pompuan yang lain kann si rose ni secara terang terangan dimata orang lain sama ada dia sedar atau tidak tapi saya rasa dia sedar lah cuma dia tak berapa nak connect dengan reality penerimaan orang lain ja adalah sangat sukakan attention dan jantan opps i bagi uols contoh i dengan mak piah dan aruah kawan i kiah cakap pasal asrap muslim maka si rose pun akan menyibuk sama dan kata ex boipren dia takpun ada jantan seiras asrap mulim ada berminat dan berhajat dengan dia dan cerita asrap muslim versi si rose ni akan berlarutan sampai ke adegan dia dan asrap muslim nya berjalan jalan di hyde park dan membeli sun tan cream kat boots dekat bayswater sana rose takkan sekali kali nak cerita berlatar belakangkan supermarket giant hatta kalau uols bercerita pasal domestic violence dengan boipren pun rose pasti akan menumpang sekaki dengan cerita dia dengan secret admirer dia yang kaki pukul cerita nya akan bermula dengan adalah this macho guy i was dating but i dah halau sebab he almost tampar i ...