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claraundine on tumblr explore communities change palette sign up log in i like to think of it as our celium claraundine i made this tumblr to have a place to put my comics otherwise i am enthusiastic about soup linguistics and queer stuff i like most people too clicky button follow posts claraundine reblogged angel of fallen dreams roswellsoup follow bonus proof we tipped her well dw best waitress ever 7 808 1 857 claraundine reblogged affixjoy batmanisagatewaydrug follow sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients 46 3 817 7 208 claraundine reblogged writing prompt s follow you ve been sentenced to 400 years for multiple murders it s been 399 years and your jailers are starting to get nervous elidyce i was twenty twenty five i think when i was sentenced four hundred years was a length of time i couldn t even imagine it was a length of time i don t think anyone could imagine even the judge it was just a big showy number that let everyone know i d never see the light of day again the mages who cast the spells were dramatic about it practically shouting the part about until death claims you or four hundred years hath passed forsooth thou shalt be imprisoned here they don t waste that kind of magic on most prisoners but i was special the slayer they called me then the monster of sentan i d killed nineteen people i remember that number because i was so furious that they stopped me so close to my goal of twenty one and i didn t just kill ordinary people no but the chosen of the gods the great and good they were terrified of me so they locked me away to die forgotten it had been a little less than a hundred years when the king died without heir and a civil war tore the country apart when the fighting was all over the losers were dragged down to the deepest cells under the castle and the new king and his soldiers stopped and stared at me who who is this he asked frowning some victim of the usurper people like cooks and jailers and scrubbers don t change as easily as kings the same man who d been bringing me my meals since there was still brown in his hair and beard shuffled forward hunched and grey now no yer majesty he said humbly that be a special prisoner from before the old king died special special how he frowned moving closer to my cell the old king died more than ten years ago this woman must have been a child then what could she have done to don t get too close yer majesty the old man said sharply that s the monster of sentan an she bites that was true i do bite weiterlesen 253 45 920 75 230 claraundine reblogged heirtocragflame regularhill follow lacefuneral me if i was lobsta monday twentythousandblades 191 72 902 63 026 claraundine reblogged voidcat senket antlered vixen follow i am so tired of short attention span trim the fat culture all writing advice these days is for how to write like chuck palahniuk cut think cut feel cut wonder only action only pushing forward show and move and move and move what if i could emulate this style and still don t want to what if i want to write like henry james with three paragraphs of introspective musings between each dialogue line the music advice is make it shortform make it tik tok compatible make it punchy hit the refrain as soon as possible what if i want that 10 minute prog rock piece what if i want that symphony what if i want it slow and luxurious and lazy movies series poetry bodies everything is trimmed trimmed trimmed trimmed stripped bare you have three seconds to win me over make it airport chic i don t want to win you over then i guess i want the fat left it i want the pleasure and the indolence and the indulgence fuck this art advice that s always your art needs ozempic 72 5 905 9 606 claraundine reblogged caddylag theunlitpath follow okay 130 9 781 24 608 claraundine reblogged caddylag slaviclore follow you still have to go somewhere else in the eu to actually get married but this is a great step it s queern time everybody yaaaaaaaay poland way to go 6 1 557 2 741 claraundine reblogged derinthescarletpescatarian crocincrocsart follow unpopular opinion vimes is kind of drama queen mangaluva deactivated20220930 sam held a burning hot coal until it nearly took the skin off his hand while maintaining perfect calm and eye contact with the asshole in need of intimidation just because vimes sam sitting on the stoop with a mug of cocoa and a cigar cautiously aware of every inch of the scene he s building vimes sam could just tear his sleeve to show the mark of the summoning dark but instead tears off his whole goddamn shirt vimes a drama queen reaching a bit don t you think thestuffedalligator yep certainly doesn t seem to describe sam pretends to eat poison as a power move vimes not sam buries an axe in the table in the rats chamber vimes mangaluva deactivated20220930 i mean are we really talking about sam yes a whole room full of candles with wicks dipped in holy water is the best way to beat this vampire vimes here sam has fought bad guys on top of a speeding train and a riverboat during a flood vimes really definitely sam nearly gets shot in the head by a crossbow bolt that shatters his shaving mirror and then uses the bolt to prop up a shard of said mirror to finish shaving vimes we re discussing here davetheshady excuse me vimes did not resign from his post in protest observe the rest of the watch resign from their posts in protest recruit them into a militia sail to the country they were at war with and attempt to arrest two different armies for disturbing the peace so you could sit here and call him a drama queen as though drama was some myffic quality bestowed by an accident of birth and not the inherent right of every creatively petty and histrionic citizen of ankh morpork vimes is a drama public employee discworld heritage posts discworld heritage post 23 13 213 12 655 claraundine reblogged chaumas deactivated20240115 yanguang follow cow tools real source cell com 68 17 093 27 361 claraundine reblogged afiendindenial status quo hater follow i think one of the funniest abortion stances i ve heard was from my parents neighbor he s a like hard core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald he believes a fetus is human with a soul but also its basically attacking the woman s body so if she wants to get rid of it that s basically self defense he compared it to shooting a home invader so he supports abortion not as healthcare but as killing a baby in self defense status quo hater y know i m so glad someone reminded me of this because this was also discussed my stepmother did not like the way her libertarian viking neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus attacking the woman she incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative libertarian viking neighbor s response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time and there s like a whole community about that with the acronym the one that starts with a b and his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby it in fact wasn t violent and negative because there was consent he brought up people consensually hurting each other didn t go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something no he went straight to bdsm and he didn t even remember the acronym 370 31 256 55 775 claraundine reblogged amuseoffyre swagophile follow me is there something fundamentally wrong with me with who i am am i truly broken in a fundamental way that can never truly be fixed the devil on my shoulder no youre just dumb as fuck and also weird they dont fuck with you cus your weird me oh okay that actually makes me feel better i thought there was like something rotten about my nature but if im just weird thats like fine thanks buddy the devil on my shoulder fuck i suck at this job elvencantation funniest moment of my elementary school days was the time some girls were being mean to me in 3rd grade and they were like ugh you re weird why are you so weird i was literally just hanging out on the playground but i got fed up so i asked what if i m normal and you re weird they looked shocked and horrified you can t say that you can t say that she can t say that and the ran away and i was 8 years old and felt kind of drunk with power via jabberwockypie 2 1 228 2 669 claraundine reblogged afiendindenial locallegume follow i was gifted bathtub bulgestarion for my bday what should i do with him good and bad ideas please locallegume update i am putting this cactus in it i am dying how did they have a cactus so perfect locallegume its done benjamintycandy gif by luxgalador locallegume highly important update he is in bloom 49 19 435 22 876 claraundine reblogged annabelle cane redstonedust follow ontologically evil no you misheard me i said im etymologically evil i m changing the root of words for personal gains you cannot fathom 13 768 2 682 claraundine reblogged afiendindenial nicomrade follow 121 11 919 29 214 claraundine reblogged insomniadajj serverr00m crashlapine 3 11 932 15 169 claraundine reblogged kaydeekrunk millenianthemums follow listening to fleetwood mac is like i don t know this song but let s give it a shot oh wait i do know this song i ve heard it a million times and always liked it i just didn t know the name on some level i kind of assumed that song was just an ambient part of the world the way the sound of the wind or birdsong in the trees was but apparently it s by fleetwood mac neat 37 437 48 293 claraundine reblogged possibly god mephistopheles follow bottom please consider whether the word you are looking for is in fact submissive because if we decide that taking dick means your personality character r inherently subservient we might as well just throw in the towel on the most basic premise of feminism kill ourselves cosmogyros 48 7 878 14 434 you are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended please make sure you re using the latest version of chrome firefox safari or edge