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s happened to my dear friend comms operator must be busy ill send a reminder his way to update asap we miss you lol i ll tell you something what a laugh you can get answering calls to the police an elderly gentleman calls im sorry to bother you but i didnt know what to do there is a loose pony ok sir dont t worry where is this pony in my kitchen lol i loved that man if anyone can inform me of the law that 8 year old children playing footbal in the local park is an offence please i must have missed a large part of my training on that one police are not going to arrest kids for that if they wern t in the park playing a very popular game they would probably be causing damage to your fence or house and drinking in the street bus stop oh and and a word of advice don t ask police to move 16year old teenagers that are drinking in the woods on the outskirts of the village because when we do you will complain even more that they are on the streets causing a nuisance and complain that we have not done anything about it think before you dial if we move them where are they going to move to i can guarentee they wont stay in the house doh so i agree with my collegues at work and think that the emergency number should be changed to one that is 20 digits long so its not so easy to remember and call when you are pissed if you want to be laughed at in the communications dept then do the following 1 ring back several times on the 999 line when you have been told repeatedly that it is not an emergency you are reporting and could you please call back on the non emergency number to keep the line free for genuine emergencies we take great pleasure in cutting you off after the second or third call if you refuse to listen to the advice given lol 2 think that the fact you have recieved a text message on your mobile phone saying u r ugly is a priority to the police yeah we have a right giggle to that one with lots of piss taking 3 dont start the conversation by shouting i want police now in a demanding tone think about it what did your mummy tell you i want never gets would you like to be spoken to like that no one is going to break their back to help you really are they then when the sequel comes in that you had been assaulted we think serves you right rude person and smirk if you call 999 all your details are given automatically by bt you then say i want to remain anonymous now dont get me wrong i don t have a problem with this but why not ring crimestoppers advertised as anonymous and freephone where you wont even be asked for your details in the first place and then wont get upset about being asked what really gets my goat where did that saying come from is when you refuse to give your name only having witnessed an incident that had nothing to do with you you dont know who is involved and are in no danger of those persons involved in finding out you have called because if anyone does disclose your details your in for a fat sum of money in compensation under that data protection act police only ask for details for their own records that could possibly be very useful one day if you re in trouble and need help yourself at least then we know who you are and can hopefully get to you much quicker so to finish we all applied for a job with the police to help the community and stop crime listen to the advice you are given and remember we will help you if you let us help you posted by pitsnake at saturday may 05 2007 0 comments wednesday february 14 2007 night of a call handler can i ask a simple question why is it that people seem to think the police have the ability to stop dogs fighting in the street when their owners dont seem to be able to dogs can t be arrested or what about a blue light taxi service a boy had rang his foster carer to say he wasnt coming home so she would ring the police and waste everybody s time in giving all the details for a missing person report only to have the boy call on 999 to tell us where he is so the police will take him the 6 miles home from his friends house so he didnt have to pay for a taxi missing persons i want to report our amy missing how old is she 18 when did you last see her dunno er she went out about 10 minutes ago suitable advice given i want to report john missing but i think i know where he might be one gentleman called me and became lets say f king horrible when i could not immediatley find a telephone number for a person in cambodia that had sent him an email asking him for charity as their whole family had been kidnapped you know the ones anyway he wanted me to call the sender and tell them to stop sending emails why would they listen to me how could i stop them at the very least i cant speak the language can i report my wallet being stolen yes sir certainly where has it been stolen from im not telling you because then you will know who has done it give me strength there are funny ones like a man who had been the victim of a crime in which he was slowly walking home with a broken leg when he had one of his crutches stolen officers were going round in circles trying to catch that offender or how about the 999 call because someone had found a hair in their takeaway curry may i refer to my good friend commsoperator s remark about ringing the police for a fire i myself have also taken a similar call in which i asked have you informed the fire brigade to which the caller replied no i didn t want to bother them ok then thanks i promise you all of the above have been actual conversations i have had with the public as a police call handler ill keep you updated on the next fruit loops that i have to answer the phone to posted by pitsnake at wednesday february 14 2007 1 comments it s been a while well it has been a very very long time since i have posted anything on here a lot has happened in 6 months or so we are now onto the 3rd shit pattern from which i have been moved onto a different shift and have had the pleasure of meeting some nice new people christmas has come and gone i can say that working christmas day had to be the most boring day ever i dispatched a total of 6 jobs 4 of which were the same thing kids on their new off road bikes turns out by the time cops got there they had broke them theres been a few murders in the same town been praised quite a lot for my work recently too which is always nice i don t expect constant praise but to get appreciated is a nice thing i m not back to work for a week or 2 but was playing golf today with a couple of lads needless to say i came last anyway the new shift we have some cracking people my supervision are mostly great although one of them is about as much use as a water proof tea bag he s been there longer than me and comes over and asks for my advice on jobs wheres the sense in that we also have some crazy woman who looks like a witch shes really fucking loud and annoying and not to mention the fact she is usless and a liability plus we have have the usual work horses and the lazy fuckers but that seems to be part of the job the management must love to employ ugly lazy bastards who double up as being useless fan fucking tastic anyway i ll have further to report once i get back next week posted by commsoperator at wednesday february 14 2007 0 comments saturday june 17 2006 who s ya daddy just a short one a short while back on an afternoon i took a call from a 20 something female who claimed she had been raped a year ago great why did i have to answer this one anyway i take all the details she basically claims she was raped by one of her neighbours she ended up becoming pregnant with his kid and due to her being so emotional blah blah blah its taken her a year to report it and she had just told her partner who had urged her to contact the police to repot it which seems legitimate then i hear some shit head bloke mouthing off in the background and a few bells start ringing anyway one of the local officers goes round to take first contact details heres the best bit turns out the bloke shouting in the backgound was her partner he had thought it was his kid they had a paternity test carried out and turns out the kid isn t his which is where the rape comes into it sequel from the cop miss x stated that she had in actual fact been having an affair with her neighbour mr y miss x became pregnant with his child she has not told her partner mr z who thought he was the father until he took a paternity test miss x then claimed she had been raped by her neighbour and her partner has told her to contact the police upon police arrival she told her partner the truth this is not a rape no offences disclosed no further police action required had i been on for the back backshift i m sure there would have been a call to a domestic at that same address please note rapes are horrible and nasty acts carried out by pure fuck wits and this post is not meant to offend posted by commsoperator at saturday june 17 2006 5 comments wednesday june 14 2006 lazy bastard first off apologies in the delay in posting aol has finally reconnected me well here we are i was working the early shift this morning in the snake pit yes call handling as it goes some people due to their circumstances work day shifts only which is fine i dont have a problem with it but we are contacted to have a half hour bait but normal shift workers get an hour why because its pointless having a bait on a nightshift so we are allowed an hour on the day shifts well why is it these lazy fuckers get an hour when they don t do the nights oh it doesnt stop there theres one who only does monday friday 8 4 s now this takes the piss usually when you come on duty you do it between half past and quater to she does it 1 or 2 minutes to the hour but she will still finish at 3 30 or 3 45 at the very latest oh yeah and she benefits from the whole 1 hour bait time today was good though one of the lasses on the shift is on maternity leave she came in today and it was nice to see her and baby but the she i mentioned before she used this to her advantage she ran over and was standing talking for a good half an hour while the resr of us bearing in mind we are already understaffed took the fucking calls now she doesnt work the late shifts and nightshifts for family problems but when there is a late shift or night shift over time for double time going shes straight in there at the end of the shift this afternoon i totalled up the amount of calls she logged and how many my colleage and i logged by myself i logged more than double her lazy fucking bastard posted by commsoperator at wednesday june 14 2006 5 comments wednesday may 24 2006 sub human scum here we go again i m in the snake pit it has been a pretty quiet night tonight to be honest other than some arse pissing around on the 999 but there s this one chap he rang up on the normal number giving it rock all you have ruined my life blah blah i m going to go to sleep and never wake up and its your fault he sounded either drunk or had taken an overdose it took a while to get details but he eventually gave his name i managed to get a quick search from him and his name turned out only 1 result on the custody system spot on so i had his date of birth and carried out a pnc on him i have all his details excellent while i m doing this he s still rabbiting on about some shit he tells me that he has just got out of prison recently turns out he did 8 years for kidnap and is out on police bail for rape charming fellow so i send officers round to his last known address parents have no idea where he is he s still on the phone turns out he s at the other end of the uk near the sea he gives us the town he is near so we have to start making enq s with that force what a carry on now this has been going on for some time now if he has taken an overdose he will be well on his way how much time and effort has been put into this scum bag an utter waste of space and time well all details have been passed to the other force to see if they can carry out a search of the area at the end of the day this horrbile creature has quite some previous the kidnap and rape are only brief highlights theres loads of other shit why is he wasting my time what does he want why does he keep ringing he s looking for attention if he was going to top himself he would just do it why bother telling us he is going to do it because he is an attention seeking scum bag trying to make himself sound hard done by he should try being one of his many victims anyway we finally got word back that this bloke had been traced he had fixed up a hosepipe to his exhaust and was trying to poison himself but looks like he had been failing miserbaly as he had been doing this for some time to sum up hes pissed us around wasted our time and been taken to hospital lets see if he gets sectioned posted by commsoperator at wednesday may 24 2006 2 comments monday may 22 2006 lovely aol and specials sorry it s been a while since i last posted it appears aol have cancelled my account they advised i rang them up and asked to cancel it now last time i remember i never made such a call so they say we are sorry and it will take 2 weeks to reconnect the broadband so i am having to do this from work anyway i have not mentioned this in the past but i m also a special constable i have just finished my training and will be carrying out my first shift on sunday when i m dispatching it s great having specials on duty as an extra resource when my officers are run ragged with usual crap jobs and you get enthusiastic specials shouting up to go to others jobs it s a massive weight lifted of their shoulders there is one specifically who is always there to help out always shouts up for jobs he is first class now i have spoken to a few full time officers about their opinion of specials there clearly are two type of officer out there one who think specials are great and much help and others that think they are a pain in the arse and nothing but a hinderance the first type these appear to be officers who genuinely appreciate the help and efforts specials put in the time they take out of their personal life to help their local community whethers its on a friday night dealing with fights or part of the beat team chasing kids around all day these are usually nice police officers friendly and prepared to help anyone members of the public and other officers specials and full time the second type these from what it seems have a problem with specials they have either had a run in with one or been in a position where their special colleague has let them down to a degree and since that one thing they think all specials are shite the reason i joined was something to do between now then to joining as a full time officer in my interview i made it clear that thats what i was doing and they were fine with it other do genuinely want to make a difference to their community yet there are others that want the power on my course there were some very strange people from all walks of life some t...