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crapometer crapometer want to submit something crapometer at gmail dot com synopses first pages up to ten queries or anything else you can think of as an attachment please send only the polished draft of a work also please note my e mail server hates yours its vengeance takes the form of not showing me italics bold or anything special please don t provoke it by including any of these in your submission crapometer want to submit something crapometer at gmail dot com synopses first pages up to ten queries or anything else you can think of as an attachment please send only the polished draft of a work also please note my e mail server hates yours its vengeance takes the form of not showing me italics bold or anything special please don t provoke it by including any of these in your submission about me name elektra view my complete profile previous posts archives rei s general query tips pick only a very few plot elements two to four is probably good if you choose too many your hook will read as a dry synopsis if you introduce a character by name make us feel something about them love them hate them distrust them whatever this means showing not telling just like in most writing figure out what cliches your story uses spend as little time on them as possible and stress what makes yours different don t repeat yourself don t repeat yourself don t just tell us the stakes make us feel the stakes example just saying the destruction of the world hinges on the outcome won t make us feel it however giving sympathetic faces to the people who will be destroyed and presenting what the destruction will entail can make us feel it introduce your mc early on so that the reader knows who to start identifying with