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crazy apple rumors site satirizing the apple world since omg it s been that long skip to content crazy apple rumors site satirizing the apple world since omg it s been that long menu and widgets links american drink giant squid productions in the line of duty moltz on mastodon very nice web site archives archives select month february 2025 june 2020 may 2020 october 2019 september 2019 march 2015 june 2014 march 2013 september 2012 june 2012 january 2012 december 2011 october 2011 august 2011 june 2011 april 2011 march 2011 february 2011 january 2011 december 2010 october 2010 september 2010 august 2010 june 2010 may 2010 april 2010 march 2010 february 2010 january 2010 december 2009 october 2009 august 2009 june 2009 march 2009 january 2009 december 2008 july 2008 june 2008 may 2008 april 2008 february 2008 january 2008 december 2007 november 2007 october 2007 september 2007 august 2007 july 2007 june 2007 may 2007 april 2007 march 2007 february 2007 january 2007 december 2006 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apple to announce iphone vc cars has learned new information about apple s upcoming event on february 19th while some rumors indicated the next iphone se would be renamed iphone 16e cars has now confirmed it will not be the iphone 16e or iphone se 4 but actually iphone vc apple marketing materials call the new iphone a virtual companion indicating the device s ability to run apple intelligence from the crush ad to several questionable ads for apple intelligence itself to apple returning to advertising on elon musk s x platform apple s advertising forays have been suspect of late likewise the copy for this upcoming device is eyebrow raising the iphone vc brings the power of apple intelligence at a price even the haters and losers will like the new device also comes with the x app pre installed indicating apple s renewed commitment to the platform the iphone vc was unveiled recently at an internal event during which employees were taken aback to hear how executives pronounced the name of the new device one software engineer who spoke to cars on the condition of anonymity described watching the event i started watching and i was half paying attention because new iphone se big whoop who cares nobody cares but after the reveal my jaw just dropped i was like is he saying vichy according to several sources who spoke on condition of anonymity apple executives were consistently heard to call the device iphone vichy the engineer added i messaged kevin and said did you hear that and kevin was already messaging me saying dude did you hear that a recording of the event forwarded to cars features several apple executives saying the following the a18 chip in the iphone vichy allows even the stingiest of customers to make weird ai pictures of their friends with an all new design that looks nothing like the iphone 14 we think your aunt who still has an original iphone se is going to love the iphone vichy the iphone vichy is our most expensive cheap phone ever it remains to be seen how apple executives will pronounce the name of the new device when it is unveiled on the 19th a rumor that the health app would be renamed balance of the bodily humors could not be confirmed by press time posted on february 13 2025 february 13 2025 author john moltz categories apple executives iphone 20 comments on apple to announce iphone vc apple execs increasingly worried about tim cook after a number of tweets from tim cook over the past month other executives at apple have grown increasingly worried about the company s ceo three weeks ago cook posted the following tweet without explanation many assumed cook would be following up with an announcement of record apple services revenue a new initiative in services revenue or some kind of services bundling deal but no announcement was forthcoming then a week later cook tweeted as one of cook s go to phrases on apple s quarterly conference calls with analysts many did not take it as particularly odd other than the capitalization indicating that he was shouting it then things got weird on june 15th cook tweeted this prompted a scramble within apple pr and legal as teams fielded questions from journalists and government officials while cook was reportedly golfing an activity no one knew he undertook finally things came to a head yesterday on a group video call late tuesday senior vice president of worldwide marketing phil schiller senior vice president and general counsel katherine adams and senior vice president of retail and people deirdre o brien shared their concerns what the actual hell adams asked as the three joined the call i don t know an exasperated schiller said do you think he meant mac fever o brien asked i have no idea schiller shouted he s totally off book here and golf that s my thing everyone knows that did he look sort of adams hesitated you know bronzed on the last call we were on yesss o brien exclaimed her eyes widening oh my god totally schiller added the executives vowed to keep an eye on cook and keep notes on his increasingly erratic behavior in case they wanted to write a tell all book on working with him after leaving apple posted on june 17 2020 february 23 2026 author john moltz categories apple executives 27 comments on apple execs increasingly worried about tim cook apple glasses already here competing rumors regarding apple s ar glasses have come out in recent weeks creating a game of one upmanship in the rumorsphere in mid may ming chi kuo reported that apple glasses were coming in 2022 at the earliest a week later jon prosser said nah sorry brah apple glasses are coming in 2021 and will look like steve jobs iconic glasses because putting ar into wire rims is easy after extensive interviews with no less than 209 and a half sources that are in around and in one case under apple some in the supply chain some hiding in the bushes outside tim cook s house crazy apple rumors site has learned that apple glasses are not shipping in 2021 nor are they shipping in 2022 why because apple glasses are already here and you re wearing them right now according to our research apple s ar glasses shipped in the summer of 2019 just after wwdc the reason no one remembers that they bought them and are wearing them right now is apple s next generation reality augmentation our goal is to make the buying process as painless as possible said apple vice president of product marketing greg joswiak who spoke to us for some reason we found that with the prices of our products the most painful part was when the customer thinks oh god what did i just do right after clicking purchase so we removed that joswiak said now you can buy apple products without the worry in fact you already are shocked apple customer jeff clement seemingly confirmed joswiak s assertion i don t know where all this came from clement said but i m suddenly up to my ass in ipads homepods and mac pro wheels i m broke but somehow i m not worried about it i feel kinda great these things really work given the current state of world affairs apple is hopeful that it can roll out the feature for other events than just purchasing the company s devices from presidential elections to global health concerns apple glasses will make the hurting go away if you don t have apple glasses you re going to want them joswiak said when asked how a user would know if they should get them when if they did have them they would not know they did joswiak smiled that s the beauty of it he said you ll just keep buying them and buying them ha ha ha ha ha a ha ha ha ha ha at that point we figured the interview was over and ended the zoom session more on this late breaking story as it unfolds but we don t know that it s actually unfolding posted on may 25 2020 april 9 2026 author john moltz categories miscellaneous 23 comments on apple glasses already here apple revokes panic developer license apple has quietly revoked the developer license of long time mac and ios software maker panic known for award winning applications such as transmit and widely praised games like firewatch panic co founder cabel sasser said we are attempting to contact apple for more information for the time being customers can still install our apps on the mac by allowing them to be installed as unsigned we apologize for any inconvenience and we hope to have this situation which we assume to be a misunderstanding sorted out soon sources within apple however indicate panic may have a larger problem than it realizes crazy apple rumors site has learned that the company s license was pulled at the behest of none other than the chinese government china has recently flexed its muscle with u s firms from the nba to other software developers and apparently objects to one recent panic app in particular untitled goose game represents a clear and present threat to chinese sovereignty said yang cheung a spokesperson for the chinese government gesturing to a video of untitled goose game gameplay cheung explained the goose is a lawless force of rampant anti nationalism it encourages violence against the state and disrespects authority look at him cheung said he is disgraceful the gardener is hard working a paragon of agricultural values and what does the goose do he steals his rake he steals his radio so he cannot listen to china national broadcasts he locks him out of the garden denying him of his livelihood the goose is obviously a counter revolutionary bent on nothing but anarchy he even steals the bell which is used to ring out the victory of the people over the enemies of the state assuming you can figure out how to get into the model town area which i found to be unnecessarily difficult also we don t like the name panic it seems intended to cause unrest within the citizenry apple has so far declined to comment on the license revocation but it did pull at its collar with one finger and grimace uncomfortably posted on october 10 2019 april 9 2026 author john moltz categories apple community macs 29 comments on apple revokes panic developer license apple identifies cause of macbook keyboard problems ahead of tomorrow s iphone event apple has issued a blog post in which it attempts to lay to rest the controversy over keyboard woes associated with its macbook line much like its recent response to google over the company s release of details regarding an exploit of ios apple has a pointed response to those who have complained about macbook keyboards after months of research into complaints about butterfly keyboards on the 2016 2019 macbook pro and 2018 and 2019 macbook air we have reached a conclusion complaints can uniformly be traced back to a single cause excessive nose picking by the user as they used the device reached for comment apple senior vice president of hardware engineering dan riccio was unequivocal we investigated each and every case where a complaint was filed about macbook keyboards and found that in each one the user was a dirty nose picker according riccio dried or wet mucus material falling from the noses of these filthy users would become lodged under the keys creating a viscous material that rendered keys inoperative riccio stressed the scientific rigor with which apple approached the issue we really did a deep dive much like the deep nasal diving these disgusting people were doing while leaning over their keyboards apple declined to release the data behind its findings but riccio said it was eye opening for him some of the nose picking was because of a condition but so much of it was simply recreational there was just a ludicrous amount of nose picking going on some users were even picking each nostril with both hands at the same time they weren t even typing one guy was picking the left nostril with his right hand and his right nostril with his left hand i didn t even know that was possible i mean i don t have to do my own nose picking of course i have a guy but still riccio shook his head grimly savages just savages noted butterfly keyboard hater marco arment shot back at apple anyone who knows me knows that i haven t picked my nose since 1992 arment said and yet every butterfly macbook keyboard i ve used has exploded on contact explain that this argument may soon be moot as apple is widely expected to be replacing the butterfly mechanism in the next generation of macbooks sources close to apple s laptop engineering team tell cars that apple next generation keyboard will feature a tantalizing new key mechanism known as fairy wings posted on september 9 2019 april 9 2026 author john moltz categories macs 14 comments on apple identifies cause of macbook keyboard problems posts pagination page 1 page 2 page 215 next page proudly powered by wordpress