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man jailed for causing terror with dildo the man in question is sadly but to absolutely no one s surprise a us citizen his court appointed attorney has already made contact with the consulate we are doing what can be done which as you can imagine in a case like this is very little indeed perhaps a few days or weeks in a cell staffed by the jackbooted thugs currently in the employ of the police apparatus here will prompt our friend to reconsider the perils of dildo terror which brings me to our next item sir apparently the heavy metal band gwar is planning a concert here next month as you may or may not know this musical troupe originates from richmond va and costumes themselves as degenerate sex monsters from outer space their leader one mr david brockie a k a oderus urungus has been known to wield a two foot phallus that fires neon green semen into the audience i don t need to tell you how this might be received in the capital sir the band is also notorious for staging mock executions of celebrities and elected officials and though i realize we use the term elected officials tenuously in reference to our local policy makers this fact in no way mitigates how a mock execution might be interpreted by the elected officials in question any input or suggestions you might have vis à vis this scenario would be most welcome lest we avoid a most unpleasant international incident of course i would be amiss if i did not give an update on the most pressing issue here in the capital as far as this consulate is concerned i refer to the attached clipping nazi acquired buddha statue came from space as the article notes the statue in question is known as iron man to researchers and was carved from a rare class of space rocks known as ataxite meteorites the iron man is 9 5 inches tall weighs roughly 23 pounds and is nearly a thousand years old it is the only known illustration of a human figure to be carved into a meteorite in other words sir it is priceless our field agents are currently assembling a plan to make sure it does not fall into the hands of our enemies if you get my meaning last but not least i will refer you to the fourth and final clipping entitled stripper turned minister claims rapist demons make you gay i ve included this one purely for your amusement sir she s obviously adopted a stage name for professional purposes but the woman in question was a former candidate for the us senate unfortunately there s no photograph included in the article but i trust you can guess who i am referring to good day sir t cullen blackstone ambassador extraordinary and plenipotentiary of the united states to redacted this bullshit originally appeared in the february 2014 issue of decibel magazine posted by bennett at 11 50 am no comments tuesday march 3 2015 this time it s personal a selection of classifieds from around the metal universe remember that one time at the ac dc concert boston garden 83 flick of the switch tour you gorgeous mullet cigs rolled up in sleeve of your flick of the switch tour shirt me petit blonde w teased bangs tight stonewashed jeans w holes in both knees flick of the switch tour shirt w sleeves already cut off cuz i hid scissors in my purse it s been 30 years but i think about you every day if you still live in the new england area let s get together talk about old times and maybe do some other stuff i m a masseuse now if you know what i mean call trish at 617 555 hott dude how much for that tools of the trade longsleeve you were rocking that thing hard outside the carcass show at reggie s last month it had like five or six holes in it including that big one just under the collar but i ve never even seen that shirt in a longsleeve before not sure if it s a bootleg or what but get at me if you re interested in selling dude i ll pay top dollar email ryan at iheartjeffwalker yahoo com i also play guitar record store romance saw you at vacation vinyl in l a last week arguing with the clerk while i was perusing the unholy metal section thought it was cute the way you told the resident longhair in the pink oxford that picture discs are the truest cannibal corpse listening experience i was too shy to talk to you but would love to meet up next time i usually stop by on tuesdays to check out the new releases recognize me by my red docs and tomb of the mutilated back patch you call your metal black saw your band at rendezvous last thursday you re a killer drummer but the rest of those dummies are a bunch of corny little girls trying to get up on some man action and their corpsepaint style is whack if you wanna ditch those homos and join a real black metal band hit me up randy from goat puncher we re strictly trve kvlt also if you and or your mom have a garage or basement we could practice in that would be tits desperately seeking john christ s 1983 b c rich bitch or one just like it will trade a pair of 88 air jordans used or a pit bull cleveland area only call chris 216 555 5555 attention maiden fans wiltshire area man fancies special lady for fun and possible relationship must be slim attractive age 25 40 thrilled to discuss your love of first two maiden albums maiden japan get in touch with paul for drinks extracurricular fans of blaze or other guy eras need not apply eff bruce bruce desperately seeking studly we totally hooked up in the parking lot after the udo show in miami beach last month never got your digits and kicking myself for it now me handlebar mustache 28 inch biceps slightly tipsy singing princess of the night to no one in particular you handlebar mustache scorpions tee huge armadillo in your trousers if you catch my meaning i m always at the cockpit on friday nights swing by and i ll buy you a drink wanted live goat for use in ritual to persuade almighty lord lucifer to help get my ride back from those smug butt holes at henderson auto who repo d my baby after i was like three days late on like four payments maybe five and also to strike them down or smite them or whatever is most convenient for his satanic majesty whom i realize has a busy schedule will not harm goat this bullshit originally appeared in the january 2014 issue of decibel magazine posted by bennett at 6 11 pm no comments friday october 10 2014 satan ruined my life i ve made a huge fucking mistake randy and bobby hatched this big plan to burn down st mary s in the name of goatpuncher and satan and all that is unholy but it went horribly horribly wrong it all started by the lockers between social studies and phys ed randy said it was high time we took goatpuncher to the next level and showed those creeps in corpse hammer who s boss around here goatpuncher is fucking boss he says which we all pretty much knew deep down in our heart of hearts even though bobby was questionable when he and randy had that fight about the infamous missing darkthrone longsleeve bobby split for like two whole weeks and started hanging out with the corpse hammer dudes and the rumor was that he even tried out for the band at one point which was never confirmed by the way definitely not by bobby who acts like the whole thing never happened so like i said questionable but randy was pretty clever with this whole scheme of his because not only was it an opportunity to make the name goatpuncher legend and show those corpse hammer homos who s boss us obviously but it would also kinda make bobby prove his dedication to the cause or whatever the plan was basically this suit up in full corpsepaint and spikes and burn down st mary s church on halloween night but we had to make sure we didn t kill anyone so it had to go down late night when all the nuns were back in the convent finger banging each other to high heaven we d done enough to the nuns at this point anyway they pretty much all hated us and that was just for being mouthy little shits in class they didn t even know that we were the ones who stole their industrial strength bras off the convent clothesline so we could hang them from our mic stands for that epic gig at the vfw last year we mapped the whole thing out meticulously randy even built a model of the church and the entire grounds the refectory the parking lot everything we had the timing down and everything the beauty of it was that we could do the job without ever going inside the church if need be and on the off chance that the doors were actually unlocked we could build a pile of christian newsletters and stryper albums on the altar and just torch the fucking place from the inside out so october 28 th rolls around and things are looking up it s a full moon so i figure we need a symbolic gesture to set the tone for the big night an effigy for good luck or whatever mom s out of town so i haul randy s church model into the kitchen belt out a quick prayer to the almighty lucifer and set the fucking thing on fire of course that s right when mom calls to check in on me invoke satan and mom calls story of my life right anyway i can t get a decent signal in the house so i go outside to talk and she starts asking me about did i clean my room did i do the dishes did i mow the fucking lawn like she asked this goes on for like 15 minutes and i totally forget about the fire dude by the time i get off the phone half the kitchen is in flames i dragged the hose inside and managed to douse it before the whole house went up but the kitchen is seriously charred to shit now i m talking like a scorched earth scenario plus it s kinda waterlogged the floor and counters are pretty much ruined and the whole place smells like shit mom is going to be fucking pissed she s probably gonna send me to des moines to live with dad and des moines is fucking lame dude my first instinct was to offer up another prayer to satan but then i got to thinking that s kinda what got me into this mess to begin with so i don t know dude i hate to say it but maybe the nuns are onto something with this whole jesus thing is that even possible fuck i ve gotta re think my entire existence now thanks a lot satan you prick this bullshit originally appeared in the december 2013 issue of decibel magazine posted by bennett at 12 17 pm 1 comment thursday august 7 2014 mustache ride from the official minutes of the 2 nd annual broward county death metal convention symposium held in plantation florida on august 23 25 2013 friends fans enemies laughter with this many people here you know we ve got enemies in the room nervous laughter nah i m kidding audible sighs of relief first off i want to welcome you all to the second annual broward county death metal convention symposium at the la quinta inn and suites here in scenic downtown plantation thank you all for being here on the opening night now don t forget we ll have complimentary microwave burritos and mountain dew available in the lobby from 9 to 9 15 tomorrow morning then the real festivities kick off at noon with the air guitar competition cannibal corpse karaoke the karl sanders look alike contest and of course tomorrow night the hoffman brothers bench press squat thrust tutorial followed by holy deception broward county s finest deicide cover band polite applause but tonight we re gathered to talk about an important topic death metal outerwear applause we ve got a lot of ground to cover in the next four hours what with camo pants camo shorts denim shorts high tops athletic socks all the way through band shirts leather jackets denim vests cut offs and longsleeves but first i wanna start things off with what i feel on a personal level are the most important accoutrements on the docket tonight sweatpants and mustaches applause notice i didn t say sweatpants or mustaches riotous applause laughs right because while you can certainly have one without the other and here i nod in deference to our brothers in arms who are unable to grow mustaches they live in what i like to call peach fuzz purgatory hahaha but of course the mustache sweatpants combo is always preferable just ask our special guest speakers tonight rick rozz and will rahmer applause you know rick as the prime shredder in massacre and of course as an early member of death going back as far as the mantas days louder applause yeah yeah i know incredible pedigree on this guy and you ve seen the photos of rick from back in those days classic death metal stache classic floridian moose knuckle too laughter i kid i kid now as many of you know rick has been clean shaven in recent years but i m here to tell you spoiler alert that he s rocking the stache again and he s gonna debut it here for you guys tonight riotous applause now our second guest speaker as i mentioned is will rahmer you know him from mortician of course yonkers finest and for those of you with a little more shall we say underground tastes yeah you know what i mean he s also the mastermind behind the almighty prosthetic cunt applause now listen guys one stipulation with will okay no questions about the polish incident you know the alleged stealing a taxi at knifepoint scenario or whatever alleged scenario that was almost ten years ago at this point and will doesn t wanna talk about it he s here to talk mustaches and sweatpants and if you wanna ask mortician questions of course that s cool i know we re all curious what the status of the new album is but the q a session will be cut short if anyone brings up the polish thing so don t spoil it for the rest of us okay murmurs nods and to be honest with you it came up in the green room earlier someone mentioned it i won t say who and will was totally cool about it as it turns out the polish authorities made way less of an ordeal out of the whole thing alleged thing than you might think but will explained to me that he just doesn t wanna talk about it publicly so yeah you guys know the drill from last year anyway when we had phil from malevolent creation up here to talk about slurpee etiquette and other convenience store protocols murmurs nods okay cool cool i know i can depend on you guys so without any further what have you let me bring out our first guest guys give a big hand to mr rick rozz and guys wow let s hear it for that amazing mustache am i right riotous applause this bullshit originally appeared in the november 2013 issue of decibel magazine posted by bennett at 10 30 am 1 comment older posts home subscribe to posts atom propaganda list delineation ii another dark easter the new vulgate test trash the battle for art brewtal truth brewtal truth guide to must try beers at the great canadian beer fest 2018 a journey round my skull crouching and screaming feral pig the aural visual art of aaron turner keiji haino sumac american dollar bill boobs adjust contrast of a pdf free on the list lincoln chafee on his campaign regrets and the art of horseshoeing demolish fanzine the size of your world since 1995 itunes catalog sale the sneer of destiny twins and the proto truther warning sexy people creighton family i will destroy you news new website new blog silver currant silver 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