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now we need a bigger dumpster a book of matches now we need a bigger dumpster a book of matches become the cryptid you always wanted to be home inbox submit archive about faq tags info credit top other social media instagram snapchat godtie dex the cryptid find the original fic here read about the au in chronological order here latest fic posted ao3 tumblr prompt i fucking love cryptids alex cryptid genderqueer 29 they them hairdresser and salon owner in boston i don t tag anything follow at your own risk 18 my face music flowers ao3 makeup blog livestream makeup 10 14 16 colourpop haul school sophomore umass amherst sociology major 2019 birthday november 8 cryptids fuck yeah 2011 2026 cryptidfuckery theme by magnusthemes orteil42 being some fucking guy on tumblr is so crucial for me it keeps me humble and importantly stupid 3 jul 25 10 40pm 34 257 notes source via genuinely what my clients need to understand about me zevveli goodluckclove i know people like to clown on aspects of classic disney films that don t feel grounded in reality but i ve worked both front and back of house in restaurants of varying quality and if i found out our line cook or something served a full plate of spaghetti to two dogs in an alley i would consider that like like not good but possible i ve said it before i will say it again tramp was shown latter in the movie to be a ratter it is not at all farfetched to think that he might have once hunted a bunch of rats that threatened the restaurant and so the head chef considers him a valuable ex employee and friend 19 may 26 1 43pm 15 865 notes source via future crab i had a dream that people started using the emoji as a reaction and it was universally understood to mean kill and you will be reincarnated as a lotus blossom like someone would talk about going to the white house and people would spam in the replies and everyone just knew without having to be told that that meant hey you should assassinate the president 19 may 26 1 34pm 62 501 notes source via courtesycalling courtesycalling alt joke explanation glados is talking to wheatley in assembly language which is almost the most direct way to give a computer instructions essentially she s baby talking him the code here prints out you re wrong to the screen 19 may 26 1 32pm 10 631 notes source via the diary of vivienne 19 may 26 12 44pm 20 notes source via hamptercatapult stoptheantisemitism cathemeralcoelocanth stoptheantisemitism milf king i told my friend today that kars4kids wasn t a charity for needy children and it blew his mind so i figured you guys would wanna know this too not only is kars4kids not a charity for needy children it s actually an organization with deep ties to israel specifically it s linked to oorah in israel if you re unfamiliar with oorah the only thing you need to know about them is that they ll fund trips to israel for youth groups students looking to take a gap year in israel and contribute to the ethnic cleansing of palestinians k4k sends 60 of the money they receive to oorah and the rest goes back into marketing they even spent like 20 million on real estate purchases in israel they just got banned from advertising in california because of how they have mislead donors anyway if you didn t know now you know uhm excuse me what and this is their mascot this feels so wrong 19 may 26 12 44pm 4 400 notes source via meanbuddhist identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that s great now i know what i need to stop doing but that s literally my something 19 may 26 12 38pm 19 723 notes source via chryza scrolls past normal post for tumblr scrolls back up what do you mean sponsored theres no other text its just this 19 may 26 12 33pm 4 240 notes source via crimewave420 i m seeing little green men and i m starting to like it 19 may 26 12 21pm 10 190 notes source via slimetony i don t think any poet or author alive could truly put to words the feeling of being totally fucked and also doomed the way pjackk posts could 19 may 26 12 17pm 2 672 notes source via rocinanterising pastel dreams with canvas texture i couldn t resist 19 may 26 12 17pm 3 238 notes source via shadow yato man 19 may 26 12 16pm 36 966 notes source via lizardsfromspace my fave part of this tweet is that even though a lot of people are assuming this was an ai thing or whatever this is the actual lede of their review of the super mario movie but it is also if i check the clock mario time poetry 19 may 26 12 16pm 53 301 notes source via chickenonabicycle hedwig dordt onlytiktoks a recaptcha will not request a sequence of keys and what to do if you got scammed ok guys i see a lot of people in the comments talking about how anyone with basic computer skills would not fall for this but i occasionally teach it related classes and let me tell you a few things 1 a lot of people grow up not being taught shit about computers because they re raised with mobile devices and simultaneously told they already know everything about computers because they re part of a younger generation that fucks up both a person s skills and their personal perception of said skills 2 there s a lot of people who you d expect to have computer skills but who don t i once had to explain to an experienced web developer what browser bookmarks are stuff like that happens more often than you d think if you ve somehow never needed to use a thing before there s a good chance you won t know it exists 3 today s windows and internet are not the windows and internet we grew up with unfortunately the kids in your family are not learning html in order to build a custom neopets storefront 4 not knowing these things does not mean you re stupid knowing these things does not make you immune to scams so let s take a look at the scam in the video the windows key r key is gonna open up your run window which looks like this this is not an online verification window it s not a pop up on a website this is a window on your computer itself you can use this key combination regardless of whether you have internet you can use this window to open and run things on your computer this can be both offline and online things the control key v key pastes things you normally use ctrl c to copy something first and then ctrl v to paste it somewhere else you can use this for example to copy text or a meme from a website into a new tumblr post in this case the scammer likely already has copied something for you that will automatically be pasted if you use ctrl v so if you re now in the run window and you use ctrl v something will be copied into that text bar in the run window this will be a bit of code that tells your computer to download a specific malicious thing once you press the enter key you re telling your computer that you re confirming you want it to do what that bit of code says it will now download and install that bit of malware on your computer if you don t have good protection against viruses and malware the scammers can now fuck around with your computer and steal your sensitive info this can result in things like your email suddenly sending out spam to everyone you know your bank account emptying itself or your computer becoming unusable tl dr if something or someone online tells you to enter a specific combination of keys don t do this unless you re a 100 sure what those commands do if it does happen do as the video says 1 disconnect your internet 2 run a scan for viruses and malware 3 change your passwords from a different device if you don t know how to do these things ask someone to help you asking for help is never shameful someone helping you now is how you learn how to avoid future problems i m on linux these days so i m not super up to date with current windows antivirus stuff but i m sure there s other kind people on here who ll be able to tell you more about it 19 may 26 12 14pm 36 353 notes source via targetedknowledge 19 may 26 12 11pm 155 notes source via fairycosmos apparently youre supposed to perform they love it when you perform but it has to be authentic they hate it when it s not authentic but you have to perform 19 may 26 12 11pm 1 624 notes source via 1 2 3 4 5 2011 2026 cryptidfuckery theme by magnusthemes