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gronda gronda y all gronda gronda y all 1 5m ratings 277k ratings see that s what the app is perfect for sounds perfect wahhhh i don t wanna gronda gronda y all a normal human person with a normal amount of teeth posts likes following ask me things g wan archive megan thee stallion and timo thee chalamet have the same middle name and birthday may 19th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink distracteddaintydemon cathartidae hey dont cry 566 california condors okay 369 free flying 1 it s gonna be okay cathartidae for the record in 1987 there were 27 2 things can get better cathartidae hey dont cry 607 california condors okay 392 free flying 3 cuprohastes despite johnny cash trying to do a genocide run 52 321 notes may 19th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink distracteddaintydemon archibaldtuttle spending years toiling at wizard school in the notoriously elitist necromancy department barely scraping by for several years before they begrudgingly give me my necromancer degree all so that i can go sit on the beach and revive ediacaran fossils on the beach and look at the creatures flagellant spending years infuriated at wizard school in the notoriously lax druidry department getting no grant money and having to practically teach myself for my dissertation before they remember to give me my druid degree all so that i can go sit on the beach with you and ensure that the ediacaran fossils on the beach you revive are able to fulfill their dietary needs and won t destabilize the supernatural ecosystem asteroidtroglodyte spending years confused at wizard school in the notoriously bureaucratic department of non euclidean geometry constantly feeling lost and disoriented before i finally submit everything i need for my geometer s degree all so that i can seal the two of you away in a spacetime loop and give you eternity and a day with your edicarian necromancy cuprohastes just showing up with a cooler full of sandwiches and my favourite ammonite fossil to hang out and feed the wizards and lie on my tummy watching all the edicardian creatures in a tide pool 16 599 notes may 19th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink cheaphalloweencostume cheaphalloweencostume anyway do you think data tng has figured out jacking off anarchautistic there s literally no question about it in my mind he fucks in the first episode and is obsessed with quirky human behaviors he d be jerking off on a regular schedule to a wide selection of porn in order to understand what it truly means to be horny as humans are anarchautistic it would be weird though it would be like when he was trying to figure out jokes and laughing he doesn t quite get it but he s trying his best cheaphalloweencostume much to consider thank you prussiamanj deactivated20140713 the problem with jokes and laughing is there s no step by step video tutorial that can explain how to do it without making it sound uncanny jacking off however has many step by step tutorials on the same website he sources the wide selection of porn from learning about how to do it without harming himself and having to go to the medbay with an appropriate explanation however is a different matter entirely and he would not wish to discuss that cheaphalloweencostume data finding out about joi videos and being like oh thank goodness helpful cuprohastes i think data jacks off in ways that are so transcendent that even enthusiasts who are human can t grasp like he s tried it normal style then replicated a glove a pringles can and a sock worked through a bunch of historical stroke toys by the time tasha gets involved data s mastered meditative masturbation and has a hardware module he uses for female masturbation and seven settings for nipple stimulation he s worked put 17 android only techniques and has a set of remote genitals in his quarters that he can use while he s doing things in a different location the one constant is that he still finds it awkward that his cat insists on watching 813 notes may 19th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink distracteddaintydemon hemipenal system just watched jurassic park and from a meta perspective im thinking sadly about how the behavior the carnivores display is way more indicative at least to me of wanting to play and lacking stimulation in their lives than actually wanting to eat the human characters and they got so so demonized for it hemipenal system jp dinosaur behavior analysis with a healthy dose of headcanon included from someone who doesnt know much about behavioral science for funsies ok so first of all lets start with the t rex her very first moment is the goat leg ending up on the car but we can see in the next shot that she is very capable of swallowing the goat whole so how did that leg get there given evidence that t rexes were likely social creatures i like to imagine that the leg on the car was more here you go have part of my meal because you re small for the humans next is her communication i want to look at one specific thing which was actually the thing that prompted the post to me that certainly looks like eye pinning eye pinning is a behavior in birds that signals high stimulation here s what it looks like in a bird it can be positive or negative but in this case it s probably not negative because there s nothing forcing the rex to stay there if she wanted to leave the situation she could hit the bricks the continual roaring also sort of suggests play behavior to me there s not really any sense in making a shitload of noise at your prey unless you re trying to scare them out of cover but we know she doesn t need to do that because we see she s strong enough to just break into the car so especially because they keep screaming that reads way more like im making noises and they re making noises back w then it does as trying to intimidate prey for some reason play behavior also makes sense because we know canonically she s crazy understimulated alan grant says as much when he mentions that they aren t feeding her in a way that promotes hunting behavior the way she noses at the jeep and spins it really just looks more like curious interaction than anything as well as all the chasing people she does next the raptors their really famous scene is the kitchen but first let s establish some facts about them we know from muldoon and what we re shown that they re smart enough to use one of their own as a distraction for flanking maneuvers they re good at problem solving enough to wait until the electric fences are turned off to systematically test them for vulnerabilities they re absurdly fast 60 mph on open ground fast they are absolutely not in a big enough enclosure they re not fed in a way that promotes hunting behavior either so when you put all this information together and then look at the kitchen scene i don t believe for even one second that the hide behind the counter routine is fooling those two raptors for any time at all that entire sequence of loudly scrambling around the kitchen while something that can keep pace with a cheetah pretends it can t catch you yeah that makes way more sense as play behavior than it does hunting especially since we see numerous times that there are many things on the island easier to catch and eat than a bunch of skinny humans this goes for the rex too the bit with the noises is also true here more true if anything muldoon tells us the raptors are ambush predators so why on earth would they get into a hunting ground and then risk scaring their prey off with the loud barking calls hi we re here come out and play is a much more sensible use of a call loud enough to hurt a human s ears from across a room in that situation in conclusion damnit john your girls are bored as fuck give them a horse ball or a frozen pumpkin stuffed with meat or something cuprohastes rexie bobbing her head up and down by the car rumbling peek a boo like when she was small don t forget in this movie she s pretty young and wasn t raised with other dinosaurs she was raised by people and the raptors they re like working dogs they should have had a big pen with tunnels and see saws and jumps for them to run around maybe something for them to herd 3 668 notes may 19th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink i once had a run of poor sleep so bad that when i did finally get some i dreamed i was sleeping actually true 15 notes may 19th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink lizardho emesissy the princess needs to lay on the floor for two hours the princess needs to writhe cuprohastes sounds like the princess is shedding and will be admiring her new scales for the next few days 1 051 notes may 19th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink distracteddaintydemon homunculus argument i think it would be funny to write a murder mystery where not only did every single character involved have an obvious motive to kill this mf they were actually all attempting to murder him first but the murder attempts all cancelled each other out all except for one two people tried to poison him but the poisons just happen to work as antidotes for each other and instead of killing him only gave him the shits and due to having the shits he couldn t go hunting that day like he had planned foiling the plans of the one who had conditioned his favourite hunting horse to panic and bolt at the cue of a whistle and the other murder attempt of tampering with his gun so that it would have exploded his whole face off the whole mystery isn t about who could have done it or how but who was the one who got lucky and actually succeeded terriwriting sherlock holmes and the case of perhaps we d best leave this one alone watson there appears to be an excess of armed maniacs in the vicinity copperbadge when i was in high school a friend of mine would host murder mystery dinners once or twice a year they were the kind you could buy as a kit i don t even know if they exist anymore and everyone was assigned or chose a character then received a booklet of clues to share the idea was to spend an evening in a one shot larp designed like an agatha christie novel i was a year above most of them at school so they threw a goodbye murder mystery for me just before graduation and about 2 3 of the way through the game we all realized that everyone had at least attempted to kill the victim the game then shifted from whodunnit to who succeeded in dunninit which we all felt was not only super fun but above the usual level of narrative complexity for those games after we solved it we discovered that the game wasn t from a kit the host had written it herself and meticulously printed out the booklets in replica style of the kits it was the best going away party i think i could possibly have had cuprohastes turns out the victim killed themself but was trying to frame someone else for the death but due to shenanigans it s not clear who they were framing and also their own plan was hilariously derailed and they may actually have just had an aneurism mid way through the convoluted plot 22 428 notes may 18th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink marlynnofmany tiny forests moss mfriday 3 glacier mice image credit that s right it s glacier mice one of my favorite things maybe on the entire planet let s talk about these freaky fuzzy little rats glacier mice are balls of moss that live in large herds like this in a few select glaciers they are moss all the way through with a center consisting of dead moss matter implying that they begin as small growths of moss and simply accumulate over time like snowballs however their outside surface is alive and well on all sides glacier mice have been observed through tagging and tracking to roll across the glacier like a majestic herd of wildebeest exposing all of their sides to the sunlight they trundle along at a pace of about 2 5 cm per day that s 30 feet in a year they re really schmovin certainly further than most mosses can claim to travel what s really exciting though is that they all move in the same direction and we re not sure why or how scientists experimented to try and attribute their coordinated behavior to wind sunlight and the direction that their grazing ground slopes but to no avail they speed up slow down and change direction in unison based on some mysterious moss code that we haven t cracked yet cross section of a glacier mouse note the dead moss matter inside and the short gametophytes on the outside adapted to harsh winds and sunlight image credit we have figured out how they roll though while the moss ball sits on the ice it insulates the ice directly underneath it protecting it from melting this forms a little pillar of ice that the moss eventually rolls off of the insulating power of glacier mice also gives it the wonderful ability to host all kinds of microorganisms that otherwise wouldn t survive the glacier s harsh conditions and their ability to move makes it possible for microorganisms to spread from one habitable spot to another they re like a bunch of little tardigrade passenger ships braving the dangerous glacier to go where no water bear has gone before glacier mice have been found to consist of several moss species most of which must reproduce asexually in order to survive in the dry climate they ve been observed to live for at least six years but are projected to live much much longer i love them so much i hope they know that i love them i love them source source source ospreyonthemoon oh the glacier mice cuprohastes ah the pet moss i wonder if you could have a domesticated version 6 330 notes may 18th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink an actual literal egg prokopetz we need to devote more research to creating a substance which fluoresces in the visible spectrum that s relatively harmless to introduce directly to the bloodstream hell i d settle for only mildly toxic doesn t even matter what it does i just wanna get injected with glowing stuff cuprohastes surely there will be no downsides e g with your retinas glowing what colour would you like i believe green is traditional 1 230 notes may 16th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink recently liked an actual literal egg bobalawn trickstertime huh what s this something is on this 5c coin enhance 23 027 notes open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink next