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headache the meds from surgery wore off far too quickly and i something something something blah blah blah i had more of the story written here but in a fog of exhaustion i erased it i don t recall what i was writing either needless to say i survived the entire ordeal my scar is large my hair is short and i m impatiently awaiting hair to return to its former glory i miss you robert urich all this to say i didn t die yay filed under animals health life personal interest comments 2 2024 02 28 and i lived ever after da goddess 15 47 the doctor survived the suture and drain removal don t laugh it was a close one i won t lie the drain removal hurt like a mofo i cried a tiny bit then i swore just a wee bit times three i hyperventilated a big bit i clenched up my entire body a huge bit and i spontaneously blathered odd animal facts an enormous bit so the doctor survived as did i my incision looks good the drain area will close in a day or two and i shall never never never need a trauma surgeon ever again i hope good god i m glad that s over filed under arizona health life local comments 4 2024 02 08 my parents always said i had a hard head da goddess 18 18 i now have proof of it if i could post the pictures i would i m currently the new favorite story for the trauma team at the local hospital no broken skull thank god but i do have 14cm i think they said centimeters of stitches a drain and half a head shaved 24 hours later i m home and sporting a lovely dressing and am excited at the prospect of donning a shower cap so i can get cleaned up mud and some bison manure plus lots of blood need to go it s been a very surreal 36 hours still here though still laughing gently too painful to do otherwise signed buffalo gal filed under health humor comments 3 2023 12 25 merry christmas da goddess 00 06 every year this is how i celebrate christmas merry christmas friends may you always remember the best moments of life and love today more filed under bloggy currents entertainment life music personal interest comments 2 2023 12 24 white wine in the sun da goddess 22 33 one of my favorite songs for this time of year filed under bloggy currents entertainment life music personal interest comments off on white wine in the sun christmas eve in a nutshell da goddess 22 26 it s pretty much the same for me every christmas eve well musically mostly here s justin hines filed under bloggy currents entertainment life music the well tips tips and hints comments off on christmas eve in a nutshell 2023 11 23 happy thanksgiving da goddess 15 29 here s hoping you have so many blessings to count your plate of food needs reheating i m having a nice quiet day with gmab late breakfast watching the parade on tv and doing laundry i may take a nap later after we tackle leftovers from our tuesday thanksgiving supper happy thanksgiving friends thank you for being you filed under currents friends life comments off on happy thanksgiving 2023 11 16 farewell sir fletch the galumpher da goddess 06 38 the bestestest boy in the world is now the bestestest boy in heaven he left us on monday the day before his guesstimated assigned birthday fletchy may not have lived with me for the last two years but he was as near as every beat of my heart my sister and brother in law took such great care of him and he was so very happy with them there will never be another cat like my galumpher my heart has broken the shards scattered to the very corners of the universe filed under animals cats family life comments 4 2023 10 22 epenthesis anaptyxis da goddess 14 53 epenthesis and anaptyxis walked into a bar and confused the hell out of everyone this week s new words are wonderful simply wonderful or should i say they re wonderaful epenthesis eh penth e sis is the adding of a vowel or sound to a word in order to facilitate pronunciation like es top or stop e h or bu lue more spectacularly the addition of the vowel in epenthesis has a specific name you guessed it anaptyxis an app tu sis think of yogi bear telling booboo he s going to get that pic a nic basket that s epenthesis and anaptyxis in action what s even more fun is when epenthesis and anaptyxis are out drinking and they run into and are mesmerized by paragoge paragoge also goes by the name proparalepsis can you tell i love this stuff paragoge proparalepsis refers to the annexing of an expletive syllable in some cases you can think of it as a nickname for words and ed er um names like johnny for john deary for dear withouten for without ed or my personal favorite broughten for brought when someone asks me what kind of weirdo are you i m the kind of weirdo who loves this shit and that s the honest to god truth i m also just a huge ol word nerd stay tuned for more words i ve encountered which have charmed and enchanted me i have a list yeah an actual list feel free to share words of your own in the comments section filed under bloggy personal interest random facts reading silliness words comments 5 2023 10 16 a first time for everything the night i lost my virginity to craig ferguson da goddess 00 28 i did it finally i lost my virginity silly thing for a mom of two to write but hear me out craig ferguson took my virginity true fucking story october 7 2023 is a day that will live in infamy for it was the day i finally got to go see craig ferguson on tour with his stand up act not only that but i met him got a hug he touched one of my tattoos neener neener wouldn t you like to know which one and and and it was all perfection mostly yes i d been to tapings of his show many times over his ten year run as host of the late late show with craig ferguson yes i d been mere feet away from him yes i laughed myself silly but i hadn t seen his stand up show before i d envied those i knew who had been many many many times they had met him they got their picture taken with him they touched him i was happy for those people but i stewed in my own bitter juices of jealousy in private i feared i d never get my moment with the greatest funniest and most handsome scottish late night talk show host and comedian in the world but i did it happened and now my life is mostly complete i say mostly complete because there was just one teeny weeny little problem with our conversation okay two teeny weeny little problems maybe three teeny weeny little problems but definitely not more than three main problem the first i d forgotten to ask if he remembered a sketch from the show where a particular name was used why would it matter almost 20 years later because i was author of that name well the author of half the name and i wanted him to sign one of his books for me using that name big problem the second i forgot to bring the book don t look at me in that tone of voice i know what i did and i know how stupid that was look it d already been a very long hot day full of emotion before i even left to make the journey out to the middle of nowhere to see him i couldn t possibly be expected to remember very important items i almost desperately wanted signed by the greatest funniest and most handsome scottish late night talk show host and comedian in the world it s like you don t know me at all people have you fallen so out of love with me your blog reading that you ve forgotten all my very charming and occasionally frustrating quirks le sigh i m disappointed enough in myself i don t need your help in that department problem the third i also forgot to ask about his kids oh the stories he told about his kids so funny so absolutely charming so clever the only kids i knew who were as funny and charming and clever as his kids were mine truly i wanted to know if they continued to be funny charming and clever like mine because parents iykyk right right all said and done it was a beautiful day punctuated with the most magical evening of laughter and absolute joy if i ever figure out how to post photos here again i ll post the pic of me beside the greatest funniest and most handsome scottish late night talk show host and comedian in the world and you will once more envy my glamorous life glamorous in that i had one night away from gmab and the farm but it still counts and that s the story of how craig ferguson took my virginity my best friend got married and i photographed her wedding she was completely stunning she looked so happy and the latter part is and was the most important part of the equation i really want her to be happy filed under arizona entertainment friends humor life mental health personal interest silliness comments 2 2023 09 11 september 11 da goddess 00 13 i don t like this day i don t like the memories of the many deaths some of which were caught on camera i don t like thinking of the horror of the events this day 22 years ago i hate the fact far too many lost an important part of their family i hate that it was hate which denied these people a chance at a future but i remember too how neighbors came to the aid of those they didn t know how we turned to one another to comfort and be comforted how untold numbers of men and women ran toward danger to help others to help strangers we ll never forget what happened 22 years ago nor should we we must remember the gut wrenching terror and heartbreaking sorrow the astonishing heroism and tender outpouring of love and the tragedy that forever changed the world neverforget filed under currents life mental health comments 4 2023 09 05 kid brain da goddess 09 23 kids say the darnedest things they also think the darnedest things today s memory brought to you by the magic of memory dumps safe disposal of all your sensitive information if you don t need to know it we ll make sure it s the only thing you remember while simultaneously deleting vital information so anyway i woke up recalling how i used to think she walks in beauty by lord byron was a great poem but was confused by the meat in the aspic line when i asked my mom about aspic she reassured me that it could indeed contain meat or meat byproducts then she wanted to know why i was asking and i told her grandma had read me a poem about it ever confused by my explanation mom called grandma after their conversation my mom read me the poem again and explained the line is meet in the aspect and there you have it kid brain thoughts she walks in beauty like the night of cloudless climes and starry skies and all that s best of dark and bright meet in her aspect and her eyes thus mellowed to that tender light which heaven to gaudy day denies one shade the more one ray the less had half impaired the nameless grace which waves in every raven tress or softly lightens o er her face where thoughts serenely sweet express how pure how dear their dwelling place and on that cheek and o er that brow so soft so calm yet eloquent the smiles that win the tints that glow but tell of days in goodness spent a mind at peace with all below a heart whose love is innocent i think it would be an even better poem if it was about meat in aspic filed under kidstuff life silliness comments 2 2023 08 25 dragonfly da goddess 14 27 dragonflies have always fascinated me they re so dainty and delicate in appearance but they re tough and rid the world of pests dragonflies symbolize good luck prosperity and new beginnings funny that when i got my first tattoo i chose dragonflies and got the tattoo as i was starting divorce proceedings i must ve sussed the meaning before i actually learned this bit of trivia today gmab and i watched dragonflies flit about and then miraculously watched as one began to lay eggs sadly those eggs will come to nought as the chosen site isn t next to water i may have to find a way to put water just below the eggs and then relocate the nymphs once they emerge i don t know what i m doing i m just winging it hehee winging it wing ing wing dragonfly and i needed beauty in my life today i ve been feeling rather emotional the last couple days and our dragonflies brought me beauty by the bushel now i must go so i can weep silently in the kitchen filed under animals life mental health personal interest comments 2 2023 08 19 the more you know da goddess 17 28 i know enough to know i don t know much because of this i like to learn something new as frequently aspossible if not every day today i learned a large portion of anheuser busch beers are partially made with rice i mean what so i did a little research because i m like that and found the reason for this is the fermentable sugar at lower temperatures in rice most likely short grain white rice it s less expensive than barley too using rice also produces a smoother flavor with less bitterness and according to the three different articles i read i limited the number of clicks because i refused to go down the rabbit hole today sake is beer i always thought it was wine how have i lived 57 years and only just found out this information well of course this meant i had to look into it wikipedia claims sake is not really either that s backed up by sake specific sites it s an alcoholic beverage with a brewing process different from beer and wine it was around this time my head exploded sorry brain one too many facts i guess now that i ve muddled my brain i hope you find yours also sufficiently muddled and speaking of muddling no no no i m not going there i m going to have a look at what gmab might want for dinner filed under life personal interest random facts silliness comments 2 i fucking give up da goddess 13 01 i finally got a pic uploaded to the site but i can t post it the file info is weird the code i used to add it to the post is weird when i save the post the code duplicates itself and does funky shit to the code what i m saying is this wordpress in its current configuration sucks balls big ass dirty donkey balls this may well be the straw to end my blogging after 21 years i hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it hate hate that is all end of transmission filed under bloggy comments 4 next page tip jar drop a dime for 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