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dead mom jokes dead mom jokes t she her married ace parent attempted author love support geekitude and the occasional dead mom joke your unofficial tumblr mom welcome home kiddos dedicated writeblr themswritinwords about faqs what s with that name meet the blogger asq me text 35 notes i know i ve been mia for like over a year so sorry about that nugget was first a newborn in the midst of a family medical crisis then i had surgery and my husband started a new job and around that time she also quit sleeping well at night she had been sleeping through the night by like 4 months old which was a relief because bean had extreme mental breakdown inducing sleep issues as a baby and young child and i was so not looking forward to that again but it seems like it was just delayed for nugget because around 6 months old she quit sleeping through the night and started waking up anywhere from 4 to 18 times a night and needing assistance most times to get back to sleep some of it was reflux which we finally got relatively controlled with medicine but that doesn t explain everything like she now can lay down to sleep which it had gotten to the point where she would just scream if she was laying down and we had to hold her all night so that s better but she still wakes up minimum 6 times in 11 12 hours and only rarely manages to get herself back to sleep without help she also snores which is pretty not good considering all those breathing parts should still be under factory warranty and whatnot regardless of if she s snoring or not she s waking up at random intervals crying at which point she sits up and yells for help at that point about 15 of the time she ll lay back down with coaching and go back to sleep if her back is being patted the rest of the time she needs to be held and put back in the crib once she s basically dead asleep or she ll panic and start yelling and crying again idk if it s gastric issues or body pain or anxiety or breathing issues or all of the above or something else entirely but she just cannot sleep right anymore and of course she has decided that the only person allowed to hold her or help her at night is mama she has extreme separation anxiety with me specifically and it s especially bad at night sometimes she ll let dada pat her back or rock her but usually she just starts scream chanting mama and refusing to let him help i average 5 hours of incredibly broken sleep on an exceptionally good night because the rest is spent holding her trying to get her to lay down and stay asleep etc i haven t slept more than 3 hours straight in almost a year and those 3 hour stretches have been naps when my husband is able to take both girls out to the library or something not really much to be done about it because she was a baby and now she is a toddler she has to sleep or she won t grow or develop right and nobody else will sleep anyway because of the screaming and crying and stress barfing that happens if you leave her to try and work it out on her own and days will be miserable etc so i spend a big chunk of my nights holding her soothing her and generally just being the one awake because there s not much of another option anyway the gist is this i am severely chronically sleep deprived to the point that my doctors are concerned about my health i genuinely wouldn t pass a field sobriety test at this point thank goodness i don t drive at night and will always pass a breathalyzer eh so i haven t really been in the headspace to post or write or do much else other than survive none of this means i don t love her to bits or anything she s a hoot and a half she s an absolute light and a total genius she s my sweet little nugget and life is still good all things considered it s just a lot of things considered y know we re on the wait list for a pediatric sleep medicine doctor who we will see for a first appointment by mid may hopefully by the time she s 2 we ll have some kind of answers and solutions til then please forgive the continued absence i ll try to pop in every now and then with stories if i can but if i remain gone know i am still alive just with a head full of goo and currently unable to smear it back into brain shape to make the words do right enough to post anyhoo be well my lovelies if you are of the sleep is lame persuasion please heed my warning and do it anyway and do it right lack of sleep will jack you up in the long run and if sleep is a difficulty for you please try to pursue answers to make it easier i hate that for you i hate seeing my girls struggle with it and i don t wish it on anyone there isn t always an answer but sometimes there s things that can help you deserve quality rest or the closest thing to it that can be managed 3 personal life sleep kids adventures of bean and nugget parenting photo 95556 notes grammarpedant thefugitivesaint rabindranath tagore 1861 1941 poem 85 from the gardener 1914 translated by the author from the original bengali new york the macmillan company it is an hundred years hence now go open your doors via ruby white rabbit text 226 notes deadmomjokes deadmomjokes nugget is in the delightful stage of figure out how to language so i m gonna try to make this post be a compilation of her doing words and such starting with her discovery of dandelion puffballs i picked one and blew it for her and she lost her mind laughing we started another one and she finally caught enough breath between laughs to shriek bubbles so now every time we see one it s bubble flower my heart she has figured out that ing is something you add to words when that thing is happening she applies it liberally to all parts of speech not just verbs so we get such delights as eating chicken nuggets she proudly stabs a piece with her fork holds it out and nods while informing us meat ing playing in the kitchen sink pours water on the ground i ask her what she s doing she says messing morning walk to see the geese is geese ing naturally turning her loose in the back yard to blow off some steam and she just screams at the top of her lungs but with little tiny vibratory hitches as those stompy feet jostle her entire body with each step wunning playing in the patch of dirt at the bus stop is shockingly not dirting but stick ing because she always grabs a stick with which to dig in said dirt speaking of the dirt with which she is obsessed to the point that i believe she may be part chinchilla i asked her one day if she was ready to go home after dropping bean off at the bus she tells me no busy nugget adventures of nugget adventures of nugget and bean kids parenting text 32 notes my little dog is what we in the business would refer to as a hot mess she s so smart but so so dumb she s also a neurotic little sack of dysfunctional spare parts who probably has ocd and is a certified genetic disaster due to both her early life as a breeder dog in a hoarding puppy mill situation and as the late generations product of said hoarding puppy mill situation we also have a concerningly brilliant six almost seven year old how did she get this old who almost certainly has adhd and a semi feral young toddler who uses her powers of ambulation and dexterity to find and cause problems on purpose a normal and important part of human development this leads to the following game i will present you with things we have actually said in our house and you try to guess which one was said to the dog vs to one of the children i will post the next round after round 1 guess which one was addressing the dog look i love you i don t like trying to clip your nails either but it s my job to take care of you so you re getting these talons lopped off for the good of everyone in this home yourself included we don t eat grass in this house thank you you re not a horse you have the constitution of a victorian ingenue babe you can t be licking the floor pretty sure if you eat that you re going to regret it but feel free to prove me wrong that is a squirrel and you are small enough that i m pretty sure it doesn t see you as a threat please do not test that theory they do in fact have claws which one was said to the dog 1 2 3 4 5 see results kids parenting polls dogs text 226 notes deadmomjokes nugget is in the delightful stage of figure out how to language so i m gonna try to make this post be a compilation of her doing words and such starting with her discovery of dandelion puffballs i picked one and blew it for her and she lost her mind laughing we started another one and she finally caught enough breath between laughs to shriek bubbles so now every time we see one it s bubble flower my heart she has figured out that ing is something you add to words when that thing is happening she applies it liberally to all parts of speech not just verbs so we get such delights as eating chicken nuggets she proudly stabs a piece with her fork holds it out and nods while informing us meat ing playing in the kitchen sink pours water on the ground i ask her what she s doing she says messing morning walk to see the geese is geese ing naturally turning her loose in the back yard to blow off some steam and she just screams at the top of her lungs but with little tiny vibratory hitches as those stompy feet jostle her entire body with each step wunning playing in the patch of dirt at the bus stop is shockingly not dirting but stick ing because she always grabs a stick with which to dig in said dirt kids nugget adventures of nugget adventures of nugget and bean parenting text 30183 notes beardedmrbean alt rick rolled a entire stadium full of people epic via arothin i love the occasional reminders i get from the internet that rick is just out here doing his thing being a funky little guy his cover of pink pony club was delightful too text 22324 notes fivekoboldsinacoat monstrousgourmandizingcats kurhanchyk my preemptive answer is that because people refuse to commit main characters to it but i m sure there are many reasons i think it s also because many people write about them from an atheist s perspective i e they write like they can t believe a character would take a religion and its tenets seriously without being a caricature of fundamentalism from lilybarthes it s a good video i highly recommend it watched it a few hours after it dropped and was thinking about it again this morning op isn t wrong exactly saying this for everyone else reading not at you op and the pasted tags are excellent about a real issue but actually further from the thesis of the video that thesis boils down to fiction that creates religions like fantasy novels or rpgs is very prone to only really depicting the religion s myths and sacred texts the creation stories the pantheon melodramas that kind of thing adjacent to this is a big focus on belief both of these religionforbreakfast rfb suggests are due at least in part to unexamined or deliberate christocentrism the thing that s missing that rfb proposes as what he thinks would make a big difference and be good to see in fictional worlds is action ritual for certain definitions of the word what do followers of a religion or people within that religion s culture actually do how does it appear in daily life in art and architecture customs and food etc and not just the official approved actions or activities either it s a really solid video just under 20 minutes long link here for the interested via arothin writing worldbuilding religion text 98340 notes galileosballs galileosballs i want to live in a world in which teenagers can fulfil their natural purpose of being annoying and i do not always want to be annoyed by the teenagers are compatible sentiments i get so happy when i m annoyed by teenagers in public because it s like these kids are forming communities outside of their parents they aren t shackled by school or soccer or clubs their parents put them in they have the initiative and confidence to make their own social connections it s so so cool that i m out of touch with what they re saying and doing because it means they have lives of their own tags via elongated twink you you are the only person who has correctly understood this post the point is not that they should go be annoying somewhere else it s that being annoyed by teenagers in normal public places while annoying is a good thing it is a sign of societal health we adults just need to be ok with the fact that we re going to be annoyed sometimes via arothin text 279240 notes annebronte deactivated20210628 reblog if you wear glasses too many mutuals don t know they have glasses wearers in their midsts via tanoraqui mostly at night because my prescription is so thyiicck it hurts my nose to wear all day even with the compressed lenses so i mostly do contacts for all my myopic girlies gender neutral compare with me for a sec 7 in contacts and 7 5 in glasses same in both eyes luckily fingies crossed it stays that way but yeah multiple eye docs have gone oh wow yep you either get lenses or a white cane huh text 60277 notes loccorocco was riding a provincial bus with my friend the bus braked hard and she caught me by the forehead it was a meaty smack via ruby white rabbit text 226 notes nugget is in the delightful stage of figure out how to language so i m gonna try to make this post be a compilation of her doing words and such starting with her discovery of dandelion puffballs i picked one and blew it for her and she lost her mind laughing we started another one and she finally caught enough breath between laughs to shriek bubbles so now every time we see one it s bubble flower my heart nugget kids parenting adventures of nugget adventures of nugget and bean for tumblr by peter vidani theme papercut post via the nerdy bookworm paradoxspaceheater the devotionshipping trope is are they loyal to me or to my title and the answer has to be that they genuinely don t post via the nerdy bookworm post via arothin davai tovarisch prokopetz i hate how american media will just make up a european nation rather than do any research so i m going to get post via arothin post via arothin galileosballs galileosballs i want to live in a world in which teenagers can fulfil their natural purpose of being annoying and i do not post via arothin post via falliblefabrial infectiouspiss infectiouspiss all gambling advertising should be illegal same goes for weight loss and alcohol and credit cards and vapes post via falliblefabrial post via the nerdy bookworm ad wills alt post via the nerdy bookworm post via the nerdy bookworm lierdumoa itsmistybitch helenvaughans these posts are sisters alt post via the nerdy bookworm post via the nerdy bookworm sunsetsharkblog aye write may i offer my contribution post via the nerdy bookworm post via arothin ravioliet okay more serious version of my other post about this but the fact that arachnophobia modes that censor spiders are the video game post via arothin post via falliblefabrial curaheed post via falliblefabrial