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ottawa business consultant marketing sops den of lore skip to content menu services results how it works fit talk to chris ottawa business strategy marketing brand sops build some good sh t ottawa is full of agencies selling activity and calling it strategy they bill you for motion i find what s actually broken in the offer the marketing and the operations fix it and stay until it works on a normal tuesday one person thirty years nobody reading a jargon filled deck to you in a room you paid for promising processes they don t follow tell me what s stuck see how i help ottawa based canada wide 30 years in strategy and marketing chris zuger start to finish where i help you re not imagining it you re paying a retainer and receiving activity decks dashboards a standing call a monthly report that says things are tracking meanwhile the actual problem sits there untouched because nobody on that team is senior enough to name it and none of them are paid to finish your offer your marketing your sales process and your sops are one machine i work on the machine i build i tinker i overhaul i manifest i read a spreadsheet for the story it s hiding and turn that story into customers who buy strategy creative and marketing in one head which is why nothing gets lost in the handoff because there s no handoff thirty years in and i haven t found the ceiling yet the fastest way to get work out of me is to tell me it has been tried and it can t be done so watch 01 06 make it obvious what you sell who it s for why it costs that if a stranger can t repeat it back after one read it isn t positioning it s a bill you keep paying positioning offers pricing 02 06 drop the costume what the business is actually worth in the words your customers already use not a tone of voice deck with the word human spaced out across a slide brand messaging copy 03 06 bring buyers campaigns and search aimed at people with budget and a reason to move an impressions graph has never once cleared a payroll campaigns search content 04 06 seal the leaks website sales process service follow up customers fall through the seams between those four and nobody files a report about the ones who quietly left conversion customer experience sales tools 05 06 get it out of your head sops workflows and reporting so the business survives holidays turnover and the tuesday your best person quits with no notice sops workflow operations 06 06 aim the machine ai and automation pointed only at work they genuinely improve with judgement kept where judgement belongs no i m not going to sell you a chatbot ai automation quality control six things i fix nothing in a business breaks alone a slow pipeline usually starts at the offer a dead lead is a sales problem wearing a marketing costume a missed deadline is a handoff nobody ever wrote down the symptom is where the money is so the symptom is what gets worked on month after month by people who genuinely believe they re helping i follow it to the cause fix every part involved and make sure it holds on a normal tuesday when nobody is watching how i show up the person who plans it should build it the senior person in the pitch is the person doing the work that isn t how it usually goes usually you meet the talent and get assigned the pyramid a strategist who disappears after kickoff two juniors learning on your budget a coordinator whose actual job is calendars and a partner who reappears the week you threaten to leave you re paying for coordination not thinking i m one person doing strategy brand copy campaigns web analytics and operating procedures at a senior level and against the same brief i produce work that s roughly fifteen percent more accurate in a quarter of the time i measured that saying it without measuring it would make me one of them strategy creative and marketing in one head there aren t many people in this country operating at that level across all three and i m not going to be coy about being one of them 30 years of strategy marketing and operations 1 senior operator doing the work you were promised 0 juniors learning the job on your budget what this costs me a value that costs nothing is decor anyone can list values the only ones worth reading are the ones that have taken something away from the person who wrote them here are mine and what each one has cost speak clearly complexity is billable plain language ends engagements early and i end them anyway tell the truth sometimes the truth is that you don t need me i have said it out loud before an invoice more than once own your shit one person means there s no junior to blame and no pod to hide behind when it s wrong it s mine protect the work i ll miss a date before i ship something i know will fall apart in month three do less better a bigger scope always bills more refusing to pad one costs me the difference every time i also wrote a book calling my own industry out by name in the city where those people refer work that s the price of the list above paid in advance what gets better advice should leave something behind consulting should leave behind decisions revenue and systems your team runs without me count what your last engagement actually left in the building if the honest answer is a slide deck and an invoice you were robbed politely by someone in very good shoes 01 people finally get what you sell positioning messaging sales 02 the budget stops leaking planning budgets decisions 03 marketing causes something campaigns search conversion 04 nobody guesses what happens next sops handoffs reporting how it works a method should fit on one page look at it name the cause build the fix put it into daily use that s the whole method it doesn t require a two day offsite a workshop or a framework with a trademark on it 01 diagnose read the business the customers the marketing and the numbers until the cause stops hiding behind the symptom that pays better 02 fix build the strategy messaging campaigns tools or sops the problem actually requires not the ones with the best margin 03 execute ship it put it in front of real customers and make it part of the daily work instead of a folder nobody opens 04 iterate measure what happened tune what missed and leave your team able to run it without me making myself unnecessary is the deliverable ai and automation raised by wolves statisticians and linguists thirty years of pattern recognition your own data in bulk and analysis as deep as the void and as wide as the sky ai and automation are how that gets executed at scale without drifting into nonsense everything gets human review real controls and a purpose your team can say out loud without wincing the rest of the market discovered ai eighteen months ago and has been charging you for the education who i work with not everyone should hire me this is your business and your livelihood so you get the truth about it including the irritating parts and the parts that are your own doing i don t flatter i don t manage you and i don t dress up a bad quarter as a learning if you want the problem solved call me if you want a monthly deck confirming the plan is going great this town has entire agencies devoted to that and they are genuinely excellent at it good fit you want to make money and you want customers who stay your offer is genuinely good and nobody can tell marketing sales and delivery are quietly working against each other you want one senior person who thinks writes builds and ships the important work lives in one person s head and nowhere else wrong fit you bullshit or you have grown comfortable being bullshitted you want the symptom painted over and the cause left where it s you would rather keep spending the money than hear why the money isn t working you want a monthly report confirming everything is fine nobody in the room is allowed to decide anything tell me what s stuck maybe the offer won t sell maybe the leads vanish maybe the website is a haunted house maybe your staff rebuild the same process every week like it s groundhog day send me the plain version no deck no polish i ll tell you what i see what i would fix first and whether i m the wrong person for it sometimes i m and i ll say so before you pay me based in ottawa available across canada contact form demo first name last name email subject your message submit form talk to chris back to top den of lore chris zuger build some good sh t 2026 ottawa canada 01 10