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be different the secret cross is about a special german unit in world war one that gets into all kinds of hot bloody messes read more on it here next up are all the creepy stories i have written lately they re all mercilessly short and some say downright freaky that s what i like to hear the writing worm bind today bruise family here s a piece of art my partner in life crime nicole did for this game thing i m slowly working on and i m sure i could flog more things but this should do for now hope you enjoyed your stay all art is by dominic vivona dominic vivona with jeff balke on colors and nicole turner respectively from top to bottom leave a comment dear christians posted in uncategorized with tags atheists christians dear christians don t be an asshole jokes religion tolerance zombie jesus on october 9 2013 by synabetic i wrote this bit starting it out as a facebook post at first then as the rantingness hit me it grew and grew as you can see it isn t meant to be demeaning judgmental or even very controversial i reckon it s also not very finished and i keep seeing what more i could add to it in fact i would say this is one of the more positive things i ve written as of late feel free to weigh in on the comments if you like i enjoy differing worldviews and opinions for it makes my own all the more interesting and well enjoyable cheers update based on some feedback some wonderful and some downright fucking stupid i have added this bit okay first this piece clocks in at 1900 words give or take that s including the intro bits if you find that to be long well i can t help you i ve also lost a little respect for you in regards to your reading ability but i can see why you may be busy but what are you doing here then if my thoughts and feelings are tl dr you are welcome to take your eyes elsewhere go on git i am kidding in my tone but serious in my suggestion i also love kitten pictures why am i writing this i should be looking at cat videos as for the title it stays i think it s perfect just the way it is it s deceptive and that s the point if you don t like that you are not a part of my demographic so to speak you may enjoy kitten pictures which are straight up obvious and hella cute go find some and this is not an article i know it technically is an article in that it s a collection of words or whatever but when one says article i assume you mean news article or something to do with facts or something this is a blog post it s op ed kinda it s not even fully completed really and is just a bit of a ramble it s meant to be funny and give people an insight into who i am and how i think at times agree disagree dress up like a polar bear i don t give a shit though if there is this much confusion i have failed as a writer and comedian and for that i apologize actually i don t think i m touching the fucking stupid feedback oh shit around 2100 words i hope that s okay snark dear christians stop acting like people are attacking you personally whenever christians are mentioned in a negative light are mocked or joked about but then not take any responsibility for all the atrocities christians have done for centuries know who i blame for those atrocities not you right please tell me you aren t committing atrocities but when every attack on your particular corner of faith has to be an attack on you my internal logic doohickeys tell me that you must also be okay with taking responsibility for the horrors christianity has visited on humanity for so long and holy shit guys the horror even today the horror so you see a little venting and mockery happens maybe even a little bit of wtf but that isn t directed at everyone who happens to be a part of the most popular faith in the world and when you include all abrahamic faiths pretty much the vast majority of religious people in the world i know i know you have a point about atheists and stalin or something that s cool i suppose a religion built around persecution and martyrdom does indeed invite that kind of thinking it s not about you though shit doesn t your religion say that or something and it s taken advantage of by i apologize i m getting off topic and this isn t about insulting you dear christian friends unless you are living someplace where christians are actively sought out for slaughter and have no rambo to save you lament your murder you have won just by accepting jesus christ as your lord and savior you are on the winning team atheist groups really aren t out to destroy you and honestly if you re reading this you re probably one of the good ones by good ones i mean the majority of you because dear christian friends no one here hates you personally oh sure some atheists might hate you but they are exceptions hey that sounds familiar doesn t it don t hate me not all christians are like that guy oh i know i also know there are many kinds of christians i also know and accept that you might have a hard time thinking like i do where i don t see any nominal relation to other non theists other than that they are fellow human beings like you of course and because you may not be able to relate to me in terms of thinking doesn t mean i m smarter than you or whatever it just means we re different now i m totally cool with you being different that s what life is all about i feel however you don t get to order me to accept you to love you and then you turn around and judge me why is that by the way you judge me while i am not allowed to judge you you violate every single law and commandment supposedly handed down by your god on a daily basis and yet i must pay for those sins when i don t even believe in your god when i think in my heart of hearts that your god doesn t even exist no not even as a space alien terribly sorry but i must allow for you to live your life be free to worship as you wish while you curtail my rights my very rights as a human being i do say you and many of you are saying uh uh not me trust me i like that i like the fact that i have wonderful religious friends of many different faiths and styles of thought but some of you are you and you don t even know you do it when you tell me to be above mocking religious people you are telling me how to act am i hurting anyone does an easter zombie jesus joke really piss yhwh off or something will this desert war god of yore come at me wielding yor hunter from the future as a club wait i bet some of you religious folks just said ha ridiculous you now have a go to example of irony to rely on for any future grammar writing needs anyhow i will admit that it is incredibly difficult to tackle this subject without sounding like a condescending asshole and see that s how i hear every single christian or any religious person for that matter when they try to godsplain things to me i work very hard to stuff that completely unfair feeling down fighting every instinct in my body telling me oh go fuck yourself originally this was going to be a short facebook post but then i felt the need to start explaining and qualifying things as i don t want to unnecessarily upset anyone out there i like to think i m a nice person just as you like to think you re a nice person i love the idea of us being nice people together true i get wary around fundamentalists of any sort because all y all fundies make it a point to eradicate people like me we might cause someone to doubt to think to feel something you don t want them to feel and you know what that s a good thing on more occasions than would make you comfortable have religious friends of mine had crises of faith and instead of leaping on them like some kind of atheism date rapist i helped them through their ordeal never encouraging them to give up their faith if your faith is between you and your god and i don t believe in your god who am i to tell you to stop believing in a god or gods or whatever that s like saying butter pecan ice cream is terrible no i have never had it i don t even believe butter pecan ice cream to be real your faith is yours it s simply not mine do you see what i m getting at here as such i see squabbling among faiths kinda like squabbling over video game platforms or what the best horror movies are or what tabletop roleplaying game systems are best i see it has rather interesting but also rather trivial and inconsequential that s not to belittle you dear christian nope not one bit but please understand that when i see religious people killing each other over religion or me getting beaten up because i m not into jesus well it s just as insane to me as someone who s into warhammer fantasy role play murdering kids who play dungeons dragons and then after that they murder all the first edition wfrp people and start getting ready to bomb those crazy wfrp 3rd edition fuckers it makes no real sense to me and i want no part of it this is why i feel religion must stay out of government especially now that it s no longer the 14th century just because the government isn t a theocracy doesn t mean you you won t be protected in fact who better to protect you than someone who has absolutely no horse in the religious race hmmm think about it i could go on and on and on and i m pretty sure we ve already heard it all before from someone else hopefully someone else nicer and less bitter than i am in summation relax people will mock your religion shit happens people get mocked for all kinds of things if it s silly mocking though you need to get your hand off that execution scimitar and simmer down scimitar down there are those who make a lot of money off of your respective religions who will get you all riled up and angry and i beg your to remember that they re doing it solely to get your minds off of the fact that they are stealing your money right now hup there goes more of your money sorry if you wish to take offence at everything said about christians you deem negative then you must stop cherry picking your history so much ah yeah i know what sucks about the china and stalin examples is that lack of belief in a deity does not a belief structure make e g you had no pants on when you killed those people everyone who doesn t wear pants is a brutal killer however you already have a belief structure going i m all about you folks cherry picking your faith and your faith s history for the good things don t get me wrong i don t hate you how how can i i might not even know you you could have gotten a link to this from someone i don t even know maybe even aliens or something but i cannot hate those i do not know which is why i keep giving christians and other religious peoples chance after chance after chance after chance and i am actually rarely disappointed oh sure there are tons of people who i can think of who totally suck at being a part of their religion a personal favorite being the fundamental christian business owners i have known throughout my life who always turn out to be greedy and a little evil but overall you lot have a pretty good track record with me my father told me all growing up don t be an asshole decades before wil wheaton told everyone don t be a dick it s one of life s golden rules seems pretty cut and dry to me weirdly my dad told me that sort of thing as a kid though most of the time he d say jerk instead of asshole but by the time i was seven i knew he meant asshole i won t even start getting into how i felt when i figured out i have an asshole and yet my biggest hero told me and others to not be an asshole very confusing to little steve dad i also realize that this can be applied to anyone to just about anything with just about any religion or belief structure i have gone a bit off my original point just meandering around and trying to salvage some more feel good for this entry if i ever do say anything which offends you dear christians please let me know i ll explain why i said whatever it is as i am wont to do but i do ask you respect my right to say and believe what i want too thank you and be well always steve leave a comment my life as a nerd super model posted in uncategorized with tags 2000 ad fucking nerds gaming goddamned geeks nerd models nerd supermodel nicole turner photography realms of chaos rpgs sexy hot geek model shako warhammer warhammer fantasy roleplay wfrp 1st edition your mom looks at these photos on october 9 2013 by synabetic this is nothing more than filler i find to be funny pictures lately of me being a nerd well to be fair i m always a nerd or geek or dork or whatever amateur pedant pundits are calling it these days these here photos are all of me resident super model modeler taken last night in an epic 1 tequila drink fueled photo shoot that my partner and i did between minis painting jags and a justified binge the last picture was taken whilst on a birthday bender with her i remember none of it except all of it because gluten free cake can only erase the day so much you know oh and i found a copy of hoghead s realms of sorcery for warhammer fantasy role play 1st edition for 7 99 that s what kicked all of this off i almost freaked out right there at the bookstore new score face found this on the cheap book too serious picture is serious just look at it yesss it tastes good too you know like warpstone tee hee we have a secret dude this is my bro realms of chaos bro realms of sorcery whatever body shots sharing a classy joke with my new friend thinking about the true meaning of life and the government shutdown we re watching you or killroy bloodgod was here even 2000 ad needs supermodels like me isn t self indulgence grand all photos courtesy of nicole turner leave a comment flasher fiction family posted in uncategorized with tags animal stories creepy stories family flash fiction flasher fiction nicole turner short stories steven g saunders on october 1 2013 by synabetic here s a story that s a part of the exercise that my partner and i are doing she provides me an image a photo she has taken or an original piece of art she has created and i write up something for it this one clocks in at over 2000 words and is for one of the best pieces of art nicole has ever done please feel free to drop me a line if you are interested in a print of it family by steven g saunders others have always said that family is everything and that family comes first and i am inclined to agree when the invaders came i had no choice but to accept our ultimate fates but i couldn t allow my kin to perish either i grabbed my brothers and sisters and ran i ran with them pushing them on as best i could the invaders were terribly fast and they provided no mercy to those of us they encountered they consumed us whole they consumed us in pieces and those of us who were not consumed had something much much worse in store for them i don t even want to think about it many of my brothers and sisters died or were taken my mother was torn into bits before our very eyes while my father valiantly but nearly futilely bought us some time so we could get away we cried as we ran our sadness pr...