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embarrassing discourse in c minor discourse in c minor eclectic ramblings of an idle mind home about the humble authoress news flash tights are not pants 24 05 2010 i have never been what anyone would call trendy or stylish i have always had far too imperfect a figure to try to emulate the perfect specimens in vogue specimens that magazine editors still feel the need to photoshop nearly to the point of being unrecognizable my mission when buying clothes is to simply find something that fits right and that s hard enough i m sure there are some of you who know how i feel it is my chronic lack of personal style that keeps me mute on the topic of fashion usually i have however reached the point at which even i feel the need to speak out for i have seen one too many nylon encased buttocks being openly displayed women of the world take note tights are not pants they are similar to pants almost pants the ghost of pants if you will but they are not to the bum covering or bum supporting caliber of pants yes i said bum supporting and unless you are as fit as is humanly possible and cellulite free and are under thirty and have never even thought of birthing children your butt benefits from the shape assisting support of proper pants the never ending quest for the perfect pair of jeans stems from the fact that a good looking butt is generally a well supported butt the issue of bum coverage is two fold the first has to do with opacity you cannot see through pants this is not always true with tights we all have those people who we are or have been close enough to that they know what kind of underwear we prefer friends we shop with obviously significant others past and present have a clue roommates ect but everyone in the mall grocery store city doesn t know you like that so it s just awkward the second issue is one public vs private interest almost no one wants to know every topographical detail of your ass especially if they don t know your name your doctor doesn t want to know that much about your ass please keep the dimples and jiggle to yourself if you re wearing underwear i don t want to see it if you re not wearing underwear i don t want to know and i really don t want to see it believe it or not i m not alone in feeling this way there are plenty of people who have no desire to have advanced knowledge of the muscle tone you have or have not achieved in your gluteal region and those that are interested aren t going to want to have that information shared with the rest of the world they want to feel special tights are great when worn properly i e not as pants they re great under dresses skirts and oversized shirts as long as they cover your butt as opposed to making it a billboard for victoria s secret or your local gym or a strip club or mcdonald s one final note for those of you who think i m totally off base here remember it s not just svelte twenty somethings and college sorority girls who have adopted this pants less look i saw a woman who had to be pushing sixty walking around like this as well as gaggle of girls who were maybe maybe fourteen it s gross rant complete comments 1 comment tags embarrassing fashion grrr just stop please pants public service announcement style tights tights are not pants wtf you ought to know this categories epic fail funny mental wanderings my many issues rant wtf great moments in modern politics the good the bad and the wtf of political photos part 2 the bad bad behavior edition 13 05 2010 i ve given the politicians a break these last few weeks but i m now back once again for a chuckle at their expense these time we re looking at those moments when they forgot cameras exist hand gestures because sometimes we all just feel like flipping somebody off dubya karl rove rahm emanuel pickin fights you try to behave but then somebody starts trouble say what and it gets to you you start to get angry grrrrr they keep talking they re ruining your image with the ladies whisper whisper and you re getting even angrier grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr they get in your way and you re ready to fight put em up all hell breaks loose and then you re butt gets kicked who thought giving her a bat was a good idea anyway lovin the ladies these guys have no shame and while we re on this subject what is the deal with hillary clinton and all these men recently am i the only one who remembers when the very mention of her name supposedly sent men the world over running for the hills protectively clutching their gentleman berries how times do change this is actually a bigger deal than it looks since the secretaries of state and defense traditionally can t stand being in the same room with each other to be fair she does tend to make a face that resembles one that would usually accompany a pinch to the derriere but this one with pennsylvania governor ed rendell just seems a little to suspect to me where s the secret service or is there some sort of diplomatic immunity for patting the us secretary of state on the behind haven t wars been started over less i have to be honest i think this picture is quite funny as illustrated here and here wh wh what i don t get it ever since i was small this woman has been called everything but attractive she hits her sixties runs for president loses and now this i don t know whether to feel nauseous or optimistic this is more like the coverage of her that i ve become used to well that does it for shots that are merely bad next stop the magical land of wtfs by the way that s dubya and vladimir putin in the little car comments 2 comments tags angela merkel barack obama david miliband dubya ed rendell embarrassing funny hillary clinton humor joe biden john mccain joke day misbehavior nicolas sarkozy political politics rahm emanuel robert gates shah mahmood qureshi silvio berlusconi wtf categories great moments in modern politics barack obama dubya epic fail funny hillary clinton joe biden laughing at those with power politics wtf great moments in modern politics epic fail 4 03 2010 i was trying to put together a serious post about secretary of state hillary rodham clinton i might write one at some point but today was not that day why because in my search for photos for a post about secretary clinton i found this it s also discussed here in case you re interested diplomatic fail and thought it was too funny to pass up apparently this guy fully intended to get to the bottom of things how does one say get your hand off my ass diplomatically cheap jokes i know sorry now i realize that these types of photos are usually not as they appear camera angle lighting ect but this one is certainly one of the more convincing ones not to mention it s nearly impossible to imagine anyone having the nerve to stand next to secretary of state clinton and cop a feel on the off chance this did happen i m sure it was accidental but it s still amusing also i don t find this the slightest bit sexist i think it would be just as funny if the butt pat recipient were a guy if it were bill clinton news anchors the world over would be laughing about it for months in case you re wondering the fellow in the picture s name is brian cowen and he is the prime minister of ireland here is what he looks like from the front is it just me or does he look a bit like peter griffin still if there is an upside to this for secretary clinton it s that the us press could not have cared less about her in october when this occurred and she was therefore spared the chore of being the butt no pun intended of the late shows jokes sorry david letterman sorry jay leno better luck next time i m sure former president bill clinton had a good laugh at it though if he saw the photo he doesn t strike me as much of the jealous type comments 3 comments tags bill clinton brian cowen butt diplomacy embarrassing epic fail funny hillary clinton humor joke day peter griffin secretary clinton secretary of state categories great moments in modern politics epic fail funny hillary clinton 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