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don t cook that real recipes from old cookbooks that you should absolutely not make skip to content these are historical documents not instructions do not cook drink or apply anything on this site don t cook that home browse categories about home browse categories about recipes people really printed recipes you really shouldn t make beer brewed from sulphuric acid bread risen with hydrochloric acid a peacock re dressed in its own feathers with camphor burning in its beak all of it published as normal sensible cooking show me the worst one browse by hazard 282 recipes verified 60 real old books 1831 1929 and proud of it today s terrible idea beer of sulphuric acid dilute battery acid orange syrup two gallons of water entirely harmless even if taken in considerable quantities ️ poison pantry call poison control the 20th century home cook book 1906 pick your poison five flavours of bad idea sorted by exactly how it will get you see all 282 ️ poison pantry 90 recipes frankly gross 58 recipes bad science 39 recipes doctor s orders 68 recipes just plain weird 27 recipes the greatest hits if you only ever read nine of these make it these nine peacock kill a peacock by thrusting a quill into his brain roast it re dress it in its own feathered skin on iron wires and set burning camphor in its beak at table frankly gross big yikes cassell s new dictionary of cookery 1912 syllabubs under the cow sugar lemon a pint of sherry and a glass of brandy in a punch bowl then take it to the dairymaid and let her milk the cow into the bowl until it is quite full stands overnight bad science yikes cassell s new dictionary of cookery 1912 canker in the mouth frog butter boil a pound of butter add four common green frogs cook until dry stir in alum for canker of the mouth throat or stomach said to be infallible frankly gross big yikes the house keeper s guide and indian doctor 1851 bonbons cast in leaden moulds provide leaden moulds oiled with oil of sweet almonds boiling candy syrup goes straight into the lead the sweets are for children ️ poison pantry call poison control mackenzie s ten thousand receipts 1867 larks in onions italian recipe eight larks boned and baked inside four spanish onions then glazed and served with the heads put back on from which the eyes should be removed frankly gross big yikes mrs beeton s all about cookery 1907 salt test for poisonous mushrooms the best rule for telling a deadly fungus from a safe one salt the gills and watch the colour yellow poisonous black edible it is a coin flip bad science call poison control household discoveries and mrs curtis s cook book 1914 the whale carcass rheumatism cure american whalemen s cure for rheumatism open the carcass while the interior still retains some warmth and put the patient in from the loins down doctor s orders big yikes meals medicinal 1905 yorkshire christmas pie the true yorkshire pie a boned fowl sewn inside a goose packed round with pigeon partridge and hare in a raised crust an 1832 specimen broke down carrying itself just plain weird iffy kettner s book of the table 1877 common ratafia nutmegs 8 oz bitter almonds 10 lbs lisbon sugar 8 lbs ambergris 10 grs bruised and infused three days in ten gallons of proof spirit ️ poison pantry call poison control mackenzie s ten thousand receipts 1867 14 horrifying ways they preserved food before the fridge fourteen ways to keep food through the winter from the century before anyone could check whether they worked read the list preservation of fresh meal tainted meat sulphuric acid fumigation of tainted meat russian mode of preserving fruit borated fish lime juice cordial and 9 more every one of these is real that is the whole trick we don t write the recipes we just find them and point printed not invented every recipe is transcribed from a real cookbook or household manual published between 1831 and 1929 and every page links to the original so you can check us rated on the yikes scale one dot means odd five means the recipe contains something now regulated as a poison we are not subtle about which is which told what actually happens under every recipe a plain note on precisely what would go wrong written by people who looked it up rather than guessed don t cook that 282 recipes from 60 real old books every one of them printed in earnest none of them worth making browse poison pantry frankly gross bad science doctor s orders just plain weird the site all 282 recipes 15 recipes you should never cook 14 horrifying historical remedies you should never take 14 horrifying ways they preserved food before the fridge about sources the yikes scale safety notice privacy cookies elsewhere historical foodie forgotten trivia lazarus library 2026 don t cook that recipe texts are in the public domain commentary is ours a lazarus library project