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doob lavey doob lavey a clever combination referencing three of my favorite things marijuana the church of satan and the french alphabet about me name jamie s luxton iii location kelowna british columbia canada long story but briefly i once saved a town from dractyl the vampiric pterodactyl view my complete profile the greatest stories are the ones left untold self help is best self administered big excite place your ad here just a brief post today how s it going crown green bowls championships todays update crown green bowls championship scores off the top of my head things i know less and les it happened not recently july 2005 august 2005 september 2005 october 2005 november 2005 december 2005 january 2006 february 2006 march 2006 april 2006 may 2006 june 2006 july 2006 september 2006 november 2006 december 2006 january 2007 february 2007 march 2007 april 2007 may 2007 june 2007 july 2007 august 2007 september 2007 october 2007 november 2007 december 2007 january 2008 february 2008 july 2011 wednesday july 20 2011 the greatest stories are the ones left untold or at least that s what i say to strangers at the bus stop when they try to engage me with their inconsequential small talk sorry but i ve heard your unique and interesting observations about recent meteorlogical conditions about a non hyperbolic thousand times today already i mean come on when i leave the house it s with eyes down and mouth shut but what if there were a story so great that had to be both told and yet not told i think this is one of those stories and that s why i m telling it here on this ancient blog that hasn t been updated in around three years if a story is told but there is nobody around to read it was it ever really told at all and if there is anybody still lurking around here on the off chance of seeing some new material you should be ashamed of yourself you could have gone and got yourself a job by now my tale begins at a website called cybertron ca which is a website for canadian collectors of transformer collectibles it has a message board broken down province by province for people to report what they ve seen as they make their rounds of their local toy sections this allows the other members to stay home on their computers instead of spending their lives outdoors rushing frantically from store to store desperate to acquire the latest new toy before it falls into the hands of some undeserving child who are probably too stupid to even know that this character s only comic book appearance was in the background of one panel of one issue where he wasn t even coloured correctly as a sidenote it is totally nerdy to post on their message boards however if you just read them without posting you are probably a smooth operator who s playing the system you may even be the real firecracker that your grandma always told all her friends you d grow up to be so i was reading the boards without posting one day when somebody reports a new and peculiar discovery if you ve ever heard of the san diego comic con you are probably be aware that it is the world s largest gathering of nerds for the purpose of furthering their nerdy obssessions you can meet comic book creators there and other stuff too of course they have exclusive toys and merchandise that is available nowhere else so you can rub it in the faces of all the nerds that didn t go which is roughly none of them this year s sdcc is happening even as i type this there was one last year too one of the exclusives at last year s convention was blaster the autobot communications officer who transforms into a ghetto blaster blast off a transformer with a name similar to blaster as fate would have it these self same blaster s were now apparently turning up in canadian retail outlets called winners and homesense how and why was not important but acquiring a blaster was everything fortunately there is a winners store just a short jaunt from very own home unfortunately they never get any of the good stuff blasters included so that s pretty much where the story of how i didn t get blaster comes to it s conclusion because the rest of this is the story of how i got a blaster i was cruising around cybertron ca again when i come across a report by some some silly vancouverainian who d just been to my very own town and listed all the neat things he saw while touring our toy stores most important among his discoveries was that he d found a blaster at homesense imagine my surprise to discover this city has a homesense i was even more surprised to find out that it is right next to wal mart which i ve been to many times the have one of the most important toy sections in the area after all and i can even remember going there and ah perhaps some other time after reading this finding i immediately lept from my bed and into my socks after leaping into my socks i immediately said you ll never make it before closing time besides it s probably going to rain and it s so cozy in here so i slipped back under the covers vowing to head over to homesense first thing in the morning for once i was true to my word and homesense received an early caller that day actually there were a bunch of even earlier callers even though they d been open for only ten minutes i guess some people really like that place finding the toy section such as it was and wandered around and around and around the same twelve foot section over and over and over again without finding my precious plastic friend concerned but undaunted i circled ever wider until i was wandering around the whole store fruitlessly before returning okay fuck it no point in trying to build suspense when i already full out admitted to getting one so here s what i was so determined to keep from the children it comes in this slipcase that is huge orange shiny and has nothing on it but an autobot symbol with only the words autobot blaster written on it and still i went past it ten times without seeing it on the inside there s this which is the sort of traditonal transformer packaging which i had trained my eyes to look for and why the slipcase never registered here s the desired fellow with his included compatriots steeljaw the lion scout ramhorn the surly rhino and eject the autobot sports enthusiast they all turn into this i just noticed the watermark in those pictures and after looking everywhere in the box i didn t find one i might have gotten ripped off but now that i have blaster and his friends i can confidently say that blaster is pretty lame keep in mind that this is the original version from 1985 or so so he s pretty limited in every conceivable way by today s standards also even as a kid i never really liked blaster as a character or ever really wanted his toy i was even fully aware that i didn t really want blaster even as i desperately searched for him and it didn t disuade me in the slightest it only cost twenty bucks so it s no big deal the little tape guys are pretty cool however i like steeljaw the best i even like eject but only because he is characterized as the autobot who likes sports which means the other autobots don t like sports that s why i want to be an autobot so when this guy turns up and starts going how bout that game last night instead of just me not knowing what he s talking about nobody knows that s the kind of environment i could be comfortable in that s basically all i ve got for that see you in another three years posted by jamie s luxton iii 3 47 pm 7 comments sunday february 24 2008 self help is best self administered are you like me unsure read on and find out are you tired of all these self proclaimed self help books that discourage you from living in fear are you tired of being told that going out doing things and meeting real people is for some reason objectively better than your natural inclination to stay in every night are you tired of being made to feel like your desire to never leave the house again is wrong did you answer yes to one or more of these questions but are afraid to admit to people that this is how you really feel if so good news you are like me and it truly is great news because i ve written just the book for me since also you re just like me it s almost like you wrote this book for you it s kind of sad that we re pioneering new ground in the self help industry by putting the self back in self help but hey let them worry about it i ve entitled the book i m afraid i ll stay the way i am thank you very much and between its covers you ll find all sorts of words which i have arranged in a specific fashion to empirically and conclusively demonstrate that what we may loosely define as mental illness is a quality to not only be embraced but celebrated i invite you to journey with me from the first page to the last and bear witness as i dispel some of the age old myths like real friends are better than imaginary ones healthy love involves at least two people talking is more than just noise there s no reason to be afraid of spiders a penny earned is a penny saved in addition i will show you several secret techniques on how to build a working e meter construct an anxiety free zone in the comfort of your own home using only string and a pair of safety scissors take out your frustrations over your own ineptitude on moderately relevant acquaintances in meticulous plotted attacks instigate mass hysteria listen the only way they can keep you down is if you re playing their game so do yourself a favor and stop it make your own game and play it instead there s no reason that you should be afraid to be yourself fear change instead it s way scarier posted by jamie s luxton iii 9 38 am 18 comments wednesday january 09 2008 big excite hi hi hi it is your old frend joachim jaeger here to make your new years with even more smiles i am to be tasked with updating of this blog for entire year of 20 08 so let see how it go today it is wensday and that is meaning comics books day of the week this week is very special comics books day because it is meaning hulk 1 is for sale yes friends the hulk is return but all new different than previous now hulk is red yes red like the colour you see it is similar to orange but not quite as yellow what could happen to make such strange circumstance you ask it is fortunate you wonder on this for all you shall find here is solutions to your own imaginings and it is this the hulk is not the hulk brace bannerman is locked up in arrmys aquarium so who is to be this new hulk who burns with the fires of a thousand chernobyls it is shitbag rick jones they dont say but they say it is mystery but i solve okay overall i do not buy i leave on shelf and hope no one is saw me looking at it it is too embarrass jeph loeb if i was your son i would to be dead too as god is a father who do not write dumb books smiezt spadam on you posted by jamie s luxton iii 3 08 pm 10 comments monday december 31 2007 place your ad here this space available call 515 250 3471 for details posted by jamie s luxton iii 9 16 am 3 comments monday november 26 2007 just a brief post today just a brief post today posted by jamie s luxton iii 8 29 am 3 comments monday november 19 2007 how s it going just askin posted by jamie s luxton iii 9 10 am 5 comments friday november 16 2007 crown green bowls championships todays update they ended yesterday check back next year for more posted by jamie s luxton iii 5 45 pm 2 comments