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dr boli s celebrated magazine edited by h albertus boli ll d dr boli s celebrated magazine edited by h albertus boli ll d a change of address dr boli can now be found at drboli com where he continues to enrage and delight readers in approximately equal proportions published in about dr boli on january 29 2014 at 3 07 pm leave a comment dr boli s calendar for 2012 on patriot day we all feel patriotic wrap every surface in red white and blue wave flags with fervor bordering on psychotic and make inspiring speeches all day through we show our country how much we adore her so we won t have to lift a finger for her published in poetry on september 11 2012 at 4 45 am comments 2 dr boli s press clipping bureau published in press clippings on september 10 2012 at 5 16 am comments 2 advertisement published in advertisements on september 9 2012 at 10 55 am comments 1 tonight on dumont movie of the week dance apocalypse 2008 a group of teenagers from a poor neighborhood struggle to save their beloved strip mall from an evil developer who wants to tear it down and build a dance academy check local listings for times published in popular entertainment on september 8 2012 at 10 23 pm leave a comment in the news the famous cabinet meeting at which president lincoln read artemus ward s outrage in utiky to the great amusement of everyone but stanton some discussion having passed among our correspondents as to who might serve as secretary of war in a harding administration it may interest readers to know that harding is reported to favor mr edwin m stanton who has already served in that position under the late presidents lincoln and andrew johnson our informant says that harding is impressed with mr stanton s gravity of demeanor citing the case of the cabinet meeting of july 22 1862 at which lincoln read artemus ward s outrage in utiky producing riotous laughter among all present except stanton president lincoln then favored the cabinet with the first reading of his emancipation proclamation but stanton did not laugh at that either mr harding believes that a man who can hear outrage in utiky without so much as a smile must be either very serious minded or very mean spirited and both of those qualities are desirable in a secretary of war published in press clippings on september 7 2012 at 9 39 pm leave a comment dr boli s press clipping bureau click on the image to enlarge it published in press clippings on september 6 2012 at 10 42 pm comments 6 dispatches from the fringe party convention vice presidential candidate spiro t agnew gave a speech last night that one correspondent described as full of incoherent alliteration agnew who has been dead since 1996 strayed so far from his stated topic the presidency of the senate as a source of supplemental income according to the program that some observers have begun quietly raising questions about his health a fringe party delegate from the mexican war streets was ejected from the convention for throwing bar peanuts at a dispatch correspondent whom he repeatedly called a yuppie freak it appears that a whole batch of marshmallows purchased by irv s bar and grill may have gone bad as several purchasers of multiple chocolate marshmallow martinis have complained of dizziness disorientation nausea and slurred speech tonight s eagerly anticipated acceptance speech by warren g harding has been postponed until at least midnight following a worrisome confrontation between police and a dangerous protester or lunatic outside the convention venue according to a police statement a man identifying himself only as irv who is on the fbi list of known convention troublemakers was demanding entry to the convention venue and became belligerent when he was stopped three blocks away the man is described as 5 feet 8 inches tall about 190 pounds wearing an irv s bar grill t shirt he is being held for psychological evaluation published in press clippings on september 5 2012 at 10 13 pm comments 1 fringe party platform our correspondent reports that most of the past 48 hours at the fringe party convention have been taken up with the dull but necessary business of compiling a party platform among the more important planks discussed resolved that the fringe party shall stand for good things and against bad things accepted with an amendment specifying that the good things shall not be inordinately beneficial to the poor resolved that the problems facing america today are attributable mainly to immigrants specifically to miss yekaterina ivanevna perovski who smells up point breeze with her strange cabbage based cookery and mr randolph tang formerly of hong kong whose perfectly manicured lawn makes the rest of spring hill look bad accepted with an amendment adding that the enumeration of certain immigrants is not to be construed as implying that other immigrants do not smell just as bad resolved that matters of public policy ought to be decided on the basis of the best evidence available rejected with some violence resolved that america is the best country in the world and that americans are the best people in the world accepted by unanimous vote resolved that this country has been run into the sewer by the current governing powers and the lazy shiftless layabouts who voted for them accepted by unanimous vote resolved that any statement of opinion looks more impressive with the word resolved in front of it in capital letters still under debate at press time published in press clippings on september 4 2012 at 10 29 pm comments 2 keynote speech from last night s opening remarks by wm gondola shedd allegheny county registrar of dog licenses and general secretary of the fringe national convention held at irv s bar and grill in hazelwood my fellow delegates ladies and gentlemen patriots all as i gaze out on your smiling faces smiling with eager anticipation or whatever it is i am reminded of the story of the irishman and his jewish sister but this is not the time for idle pleasantries we are a nation in crisis and only firm leadership can lead us firmly through the crisis i mean esther another chocolate marshmallow martini please leadership is not born it is made i suspect in a factory in indonesia somewhere the fringe party is not the largest political party in america but it is unique in the depth of talented leadership it possesses it is also unique in that its delegates are all pairs of twins which i am prepared to swear on a stack of bibles was not the case when i walked in here what s up with that esther another please good lord there are two of her too in short although i believe i may have skipped over something here it is time for us the true americans to take back america from those other americans if they re through playing with it and in conclusion i would just like to say that this sounded a whole lot more coherent in front of the mirror last night esther do you think maybe these marshmallows have gone bad published in press clippings on september 3 2012 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