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janie junebug righting editing my motto as an editor authors are the authority on their work i m a full service editor for a reasonable fee i m your writing coach from the first suggested revision to the correction of the final typo wednesday april 29 2026 i pulled a mitchell saturday night gentle readers and maxwell while some people engaged in dramatic attempted assassination games to help them get their ballrooms that every president for the last 150 years has never said they wanted i took a few minutes out of the evening to injure myself i call it pulling a mitchell because if you have the pleasure of following moving with mitchell mitchell is one of my favorite people in the world then you know mitchell tends to be a bit accident prone i had a small blue and white china plate from england that resided on my corner cabinet in the living room for years i heard a noise one day recently when princess and i were in the back of the house the plate had fallen for no discernible reason and split in two i figured it would be easy to glue it together again so saturday evening i dribbled some super strong glue on one of the broken edges and held the two pieces together as tightly as i could then the right side slipped and gouged my left thumb i don t remember what i said but it was probably rather profane for some reason i was surprised to see blood the white stuff is glue it bled quite a bit and for maybe two seconds i thought i should go to the er or urgent care then i told myself don t be ridiculous you were a medical assistant you can take care of this little thing i always enjoyed wound care i grabbed a sterile dressing pad applied pressure and held my hand up high above my heart the bleeding stopped pretty quickly the wound was clean i rinsed off the blood with soapy water blotted it dry and bandaged it it looked like this on sunday and like this on monday the bruise is nasty and the cut is still sore i still bandage it when i leave the house but it s healing nicely i m proud of my work so the next time you re injured contact junebug wound assistance we have a 100 success rate if you need stitches i ll pour some alcohol over a needle use any color of embroidery thread you like and get you sewn right up infinities of love janie junebug posted by janie junebug at wednesday april 29 2026 39 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest tuesday april 28 2026 tippy tumbler tuesday gentle readers and maxwell when shots were fired just outside t he white house correspondents dinner saturday night maybelline vance s secret service detail removed him from the dais first then the felon s detail showed up and as they attempted to remove him he plummeted like the hindenburg here s a different view of the fall you don t need to listen to this guy talk go to 1 30 of course cankles mcgee wouldn t admit he stumbled and fell in the rush on sunday night s 60 minutes he told norah o donnell he was down because he wouldn t allow the secret service to take him out right away he wanted to see what was going on and they told him he had to get down while he looked around what a load of crap he wasn t chit chatting with the secret service agents the felon also used the 60 minutes interview to trash o donnell for reading from the shooter s manifesto o donnell didn t say that quotation was about the felon at least one guest at saturday night s dinner was very unhappy about guns and shooting and that was sobbing erika kirk i just wanna go home she cried i have news for you erika staunch supporter of the nra the parents of the 436 children killed in school shootings during the past 10 years wish their kids could just come home please make sure you re registered to vote and vote blue infinities of love janie junebug posted by janie junebug at tuesday april 28 2026 15 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest monday april 27 2026 shots fired antics ensue gentle readers and maxwell i wasn t interested in watching the sleeper in chief at the white house correspondents dinner saturday evening but i glanced at my phone that night and happened to see shots had been fired at the event so i turned on the tv the shooter was fast he flew through the security check point but next thing you knew he was naked on the ground was it a true attempt on cankles mcgee s life i m inclined to believe it was real because the secret service treated it the way they should as opposed to the pretend assassination attempt in pennsylvania when they let their guy mess around and stick his head out while he pumped his fist in the air i m also inclined to believe it was not real because as carol said everything he does is a sham he s a flimflam man who quickly made it about the ballroom uh excuse me mr felon but the woman walking her dog is called the national trust for historic preservation the trust doesn t walk a dog the trust doesn t even have a dog i m amused by this guy who calmly continued eating after everyone else took cover or had been hustled out of the room by the secret service the food must have been unusually good now let s take a look at something much nicer last week former president biden visited his alma mater syracuse university law school for the unveiling of his portrait he stood straight and tall he smiled he was humble and gracious no one fell asleep in case you didn t catch it joe biden said i hope that long after i am gone your future classmates at syracuse law school will see the portrait and they re reminded not of me but the greatness and power of our democracy and their obligation to do their part to preserve protect and defend our constitution seeing him and hearing him brought tears to my eyes don t ever say anything bad about joe biden to me infinities of love janie junebug posted by janie junebug at monday april 27 2026 16 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest thursday april 23 2026 happy healthy and safe gentle readers and maxwell i haven t been here in a while because i teleported to fifth avenue nyc and for some reason couldn t find the departure portal in saks or tiffany s no way will i ever teleport to a waffle house temperatures rose so we needed the air conditioning for a few days princess is shedding a bit we have flowers on the front steps i found this tiny nest when i was trimming some bushes i sent the photo to rita we think it might be a hummingbird s nest working in the yard put some color in my cheeks in place of my usual casper the friendly ghost pallor gregarious scott who lives next door and turned out to be the one who repaired my yard light that carol so viciously attacked with her car gave us a doggy swimming pool he bought it for his and his daughter s snack sized dogs but they didn t like it princess loves it princess splashes and rolls around in the pool then she runs around the yard in circles i m not sure what this routine signifies other than pure enjoyment in other news it turns out kash patel goes to work drunk and passes out and pete hegseth s christianity is fake did you know the bible was written by quentin tarantino that guy is multi talented boy am i ever shocked by patel and hegseth not i filled out an application to adopt a particular breed of dog from its rescue group and was told i d be a perfect fit and could have a dog after i ve replaced my deck and part of my fence i replied that it s going to be quite some time before that happens can t get people to do the work on the house and deck and cooperation with the neighbor is moving slowly with the fence and if the dog s couldn t come to live here as things are then i was sorry for taking up their time as they could see princess is happy healthy and safe no further response dogs need homes i m a perfect fit but i can t have these dogs in need because my deck and part of my fence look crappy i was disappointed and dispirited but we ll find the dog who is right for us infinities of love janie junebug posted by janie junebug at thursday april 23 2026 12 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest sunday april 5 2026 happy easter peeps posted by janie junebug at sunday april 05 2026 13 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest friday april 3 2026 i see the moon gentle readers and maxwell i wanted to howl at the bright beautiful moon wednesday night but princess refused to join me be quiet mommy she said you ll disturb the neighbors que bella luna i told her speak german or english she said or don t talk at all i reminded her i don t speak german and she turned her back on me such a persnickety princess pam bondi is out i wonder if the felon will appoint little marco to be attorney general he s already secretary of state and acting national security adviser why not make him ag too appoint him to every position and have a one man cabinet marco now in charge of muslims marcus rubicus venezuelianus marco leads mass in latin marco now the emperor of man carol had a little accident in my front yard the other day her car gave my yard light a love tap the light still worked but it was on the ground i was going to take a picture of it but when i looked out the window last night the light was standing up straight i don t know who fixed it maybe softhearted sympathetic scott from next door maybe someone i don t even know if you re wondering why carol drives in my yard or even if you re not wondering it s because when she comes over to my house but we re going out to commit crimes such as robbing banks or swooping into jewelry stores for a smash and grab carol parks in the yard and i drive the getaway car because my car is red and therefore less noticeable i wait in the car while carol commits the crimes because no one suspects an 87 year old woman is going to rob a bank she s very polite when she asks the tellers to open their cash drawers and get on the floor princess and 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