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elzbth queen of this blog elzbth home about policy perhaps they need a new chef international news alert taipei taiwan an orangutan helpfully described as hulking escaped from his cage at the local zoo and headed directly for the nearest restaurant unable to get any service he gleefully began tossing picnic tables and motorbikes about the place terrified diners were forced to cower while inside the restaurant this baffles me anyway the unfortunate ape never received a menu let alone a bite to eat instead he was shot with a stun gun scooped up by a small bulldozer and returned to his regular meals at the zoo a crocodile recently chomped off the arm of a veterinarian at this same shaoshan zoo clearly the animals are unhappy with their current diet to be effective in overcoming these violent dietary demands the management at the zoo needs to understand why they occur understanding the motivation for these violent expressions will lead to an effective strategy such as the hiring of a new chef reducing the number of chomped veterinarians and cowering diners and that s a good thing check it out may 23 2007 at 6 54 pm 10 comments fire brigade to the rescue a bondage experiment in weiden germany became an exercise in humiliation for the married couple who just wanted to try something a bit different now their names have been plastered across the intertubey thingamajobber and the humiliation continues where is the key i thought you had it but i thought you had it may 23 2007 at 5 36 pm 1 comment spudders beware i remember retired geezer writing about the great testicle fry off in idaho now wisconsin of all places is getting into the act they are stealing the spudders thunder or something wisconsin festival sells deep fried testicles what happens to people s minds and appetites in those frigid states any theories one of the customers has a theory after a few beers you can t really tell the difference joubert said may 15 2007 at 7 45 pm 4 comments worst everything pupster has linked a poll for the worst lyrics ever i suppose that s an acceptable list if one is thinking only of the lyrics but what about the worst everything song i read dave barry s book of bad songs which was hilarious but it concentrated on songs from the 60 s 70 s and 80 s and it was published too early nobody knew at the time that a song so horrible so vile so despicably bad that it could be classified as evil would some day be unleashed upon an unsuspecting world ladies and gentlemen click if you dare may 11 2007 at 7 28 pm 3 comments think tankers part ii dex returns to the blogging world after paternity leave check it out may 6 2007 at 7 37 am leave a comment it s ask hayzeus friday it is ask hayzeus friday and you yes you i m looking at you retired geezer and you too pupster have the priceless opportunity to ask a question which will actually be answered so head on over to hayzeus inc and ask your question s regarding philosophy politics sports religion weather relationships chick flicks quantum physics jeeps the art of raising gold fish sex strange pizza recipes movies books the bizarre equipment in his basement or whatever interests you he s sees all knows all and can tell you whatever you wish to know seriously try it may 4 2007 at 3 57 pm 5 comments pupster finally makes a decision the wait is over the suspense is history pupster has finally manned up and made a decision check out pupster s new car here may 2 2007 at 4 19 pm 2 comments everybody just takes one step over jerry seinfeld expressed a rather cynical point of view about weddings in his old stand up act the idea behind the tuxedo is the woman s point of view that men are all the same so we might as well dress them that way that s why a wedding is like the joining together of a beautiful glowing bride and some guy the tuxedo is a wedding safety device created by women because they know that men are undependable so in case the groom chickens out everybody just takes one step over and she marries the next guy who knew he was actually correct a groom who turned up drunk to his wedding in india was replaced by his more sober brother may 1 2007 at 9 09 pm leave a comment the ultimate self identified victim poor alec baldwin has taken the time to speak about the suffering endured by the real victim in this tawdry story the real victim alec baldwin everyone s victim poor guy april 30 2007 at 7 47 pm 2 comments and the hits just keep coming here s a blog site which went up in late december about four months ago and has already recieved over a million hits wow you are no doubt saying to yourself self that must be an exciting cutting edge site with intelligent commenters debating interesting issues or porn well self either way you are highly mistaken behold the latest shining star in the internet firmament april 26 2007 at 8 03 pm 2 comments prepare to be humble human brain has its origin in the lowly worm april 24 2007 at 6 44 pm leave a comment jimmy olsen on line game yes superman gets all the glory he gets the wine women song cape but who ensures that his grand exploits his heroic deeds his selfless acts of heroism will be preserved in the annals of newspaperdom why jimmy olsen that s who and now thanks to a link provided by the mayor of mitchieville you too can be jimmy olsen all you need is a finger that can click faster than a speeding bullet a viewfinder more powerful than a locomotive and the willingness to play a rather lame interesting game afterewards you can take this quiz how hot are your kisses quiz be honest now my kisses are only medium hot that seems to mean that i m friendly but not trampy how about you april 24 2007 at 3 37 pm 6 comments adios not a good singer but the only interesting contestant april 18 2007 at 8 59 pm 2 comments hot warty love kills global news alert scarborough uk the carp were swimming about in the chilly waters of a fishing lake when the weather grew warmer so they headed for the warmer water in the shallow part of the lake cue scary music they had no idea of the terror awaiting them no knowledge of the greenish brownish extremely near sighted or not at all picky wart covered excessively horny toads that lurked in the plant life near the shallows spring had sprung and the toads were feeling amorous so they began aggressively courting the poor innocent carp refusing to acknowledge that no means no mr heelis the manager of the lake described the suffering of the lake fish he said we have several thousand fish here and maybe a third of them had the toads attached to them this is unnatural yes yes it is scores of the stressed carp are now dead victims of gang amorousing by the toads apparently they have a plan of attack one toad will jump onto a carp s head clamping tightly and pushing its eyes into its sockets the other toads will then leap aboard and in their disgusting slimy frenzy cover the fish s gills and cause it to drown suffocated by toads what a hideous way to go this is the stuff of nightmares apparently the fishermen think so as well as they are not braving the shallow side and who can blame them lake fish killed by amorous toads april 18 2007 at 5 35 pm 1 comment older posts pages about policy blogroll all you need is jack anomaly central blog idaho captains quarters daveintexas david s medienkritik digitalbrownshirt garfield ridge hayzeus innocent bystanders london fog medium large mesablue mitchieville mrs peel muslihoon pupster slublog spudder the ace of spades think tankers tim blair uncommon misconceptions wuzzadem political hot air recent comments better email on this is the world s bigg mitchel cork on this is the world s bigg joaniemack58851 on perhaps they need a new c www vintagespank com on you tube snakes on a pla y8 free new games on this is the world s bigg top posts perhaps they need a new chef fire brigade to the rescue spudders beware worst everything think tankers part ii it s ask hayzeus friday pupster finally makes a decision everybody just takes one 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