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we ate the entire thing if you include their baby surreptitiously feeding his portions to the dog i brought up our hard boiled and plastic eggs because with all the skipping church we certainly had no time to color them before dinner and the kids had a hunt in their back yard i wish i could claim the immaculate lawn as our own but sadly we have no grass this year only an awesome garden i bought an extra chocolate bunny for troy and i to share and i said i will eat the and while pondering which body part i would choose troy added the chocolate part i ll end up with the box he has obviously realized he s married to a woman this is the day we reflect upon how grateful we are that christ gave his life to save us from our sins and since i stubbornly harbor so many sins doubts and lack of will to much change that i am especially grateful to have a savior who loves me in spite of it all happy easter to you and may god have mercy on our souls no comments sunday april 17 2011 idyllic garden don t these photos just make you want to punch me in the face my idyllic little life with the spring garden and toddlers joyously learning about the miracle of life with scratching chickens hinted at in the background it s enough to make you think my life really is just this perfect that s what blogs are supposed to do take photos of the best times and make all the readers feel inadequate just remember that while life is certainly almost this awesome that this entire episode only took about 5 minutes after trying to get the kids out during perfect sunset light for at least 5 days and that the chickens took twice as long to lure to that spot with poultry treats all of it fits nicely between whining and too much tv but since most of you just look at the photos and don t read those of you who made it this far know me the best now no comments easter egg hunt easter just wouldn t be the same without picking up tiny plastic colored eggs off a lawn er i mean wouldn t be the same without jesus franklin family ranch off middlecreek rd in johnson city held its annual easter festival sponsored by a local church i very much appreciated that all my kids said jesus is what easter is all about even before we got there to experience a religious bent on a secular celebration they had a praise band a sermon and a scavenger hunt with bible clues in addition to free food candy and giant blow up jumpy things as far as the eye could see you can see how sad they were when they were deflated at the end of the craziness i can t believe we ve lived here so many years and never heard of this party but we ll be making it an annual event next year i m going to do my best to not get sunburned again nor add stress by rushing out for having too many photo shoots scheduled afterward i ll just bring a lounge chair sunscreen and chill out all afternoon while my kids wear themselves out 1 comment older posts home subscribe to posts atom parentisms things i never thought i d say where s the baby in the lawn mower family will never betray you unless you start a business together if you put 5 vans on your head what would happen come back here you have pizza stuck to your rear end kidisms cause they say the darndest things i said to eve age 3 you have a hole in the back of your pants she giggled and said i farted levi age 12 said where s the duct tape when i asked why he needed it he replied i need to tape a duck duh zoey age 5 and just learned to read pointed to the label on the jug of whole milk and said that s funny it says holy milk instead of holy cow zoey age 5 on why she didn t enjoy visiting las vegas i got lost but that is no what lost vegas is for zoey age 5 sat next to me and said mwahahahaha i m practicing my evil laugh trying unsuccessfully to put ketchup and mustard on her hot dog zoey age 5 asked dad will you decorate it for me overhearing me complain about a mess my five year old said from the doorway someone named zoey did that long pause and my name is zoey in a bad mood after losing a game i asked levi age 11 to put the kittens away he came back a few minutes later and grumpily said i don t wanna touch the kittens i still wanna be mad in the middle of a joke that was going nowhere taya age 14 laughingly added and i m not funny go away while eating roast chicken for dinner zoey age 3 pointed to the skin and asked mommy can i have that slime zoey age 3 sneezed several times in a row then said i can t stop bless you ing on feb 14 zoey age 3 woke me up with a cheerful happy valen s day time while i was eating i told zoey age 3 that i was also feeding the baby inside my tummy she asked the baby eats all your crumbs teaching olivia age 8 cursive i asked isn t it beautiful with all the swirls she said yes but not when i write it levi age 10 watching the demolition of the brick to make way for our room addition said hammer vs concrete hammer wins olivia age 8 said fruits have more sugar than vegetables that s why vegetables are no good julia age 5 noticing the varicose veins on my pregnant legs whispered to me you might want to wear long pants today when i asked zoey age 3 her favorite food her answer was um not bunnies i hate to eat bunnies because they re not cooked overhearing us talking about some friends of ours julia age 5 asked who is talia we said she s kassandra s little sister julia asked then why don t we call her smallia i pointed out an airplane to zoey age 3 in the night sky and she told me that s not an airplane it s a flashing star while singing julia age 5 said i m going to be a singer when i grow up no wait i m going to be a superhero but i have to practice more on my skateboard first levi age 9 asked how come all my funny stories are embarrassing dad said had a really bad sinus headache because of the rain the kids said they had headaches too zoey age 3 said i have two headaches taya age 13 during a doctor visit while we were discussing tetanus boosters asked isn t tetanus a video game too taya age 13 reporting on her week at camp said she had a lot of fun even though a few of the girls were stucky snot up after watching tarzan olivia age 7 asked what if i was raised by apes taya age 13 replied you probably were when i couldn t find any rubbing alcohol to treat olivia age 7 i said we d have to buy some olivia replied but we don t drink alcohol what are we going to do with the rest of the bottle levi age 9 asked if you unplug the refrigerator do all the magnets fall off glad to hear he was actually paying attention to the electromagnetism science project his older sister did 3 years before taya age 12 asked zoey age 2 who s the best mommy zoey answered who s the worst satan zoey replied ten no satan so zoey obeyed and said ten getting ready for church i told olivia age 7 to go put her shoes on she wiggled her bare feet at me and said mom i m wearing my birthday shoes befriending a mom at the children s museum julia age 4 asked why she was wearing braces she answered awkwardly for the same reason your big sister is wearing braces julia replied in amazement you suck your thumb while at costco trying to get a free sample the attendant asked levi age 9 if he was allergic to anything alarmed he asked is there ragweed pollen in that while coloring zoey age 2 asked mommy what is bffff i said did olivia age 7 tell you that means best friends forever she replied yes best friends forever like olivia like my pencil i asked julia age 4 did you know your preschool friends are moving away soon she said what planet are they moving to after unsuccessfully searching for a public pool near a house we considered buying levi age 9 said i know dad can get a job as a billionaire so we can get a back yard pool unfortunately nobody s hiring levi age 9 was helping zoey age 2 into our room for morning cuddle and announced i m bringing you a human present mom replied i am pretty sure that s illegal while zoey age 2 was singing taya age 12 said she is so cute i bet we could auction her off referring to dad s aged grandmother out of the blue one day julia age 4 said grandhoney is falling apart that s what happens when you get old and watch too much tv while at the park eating bbq venison we see a buck in the forest staring longingly levi age 7 chewing on his steak thoughtfully says deer meat is so juicy like he yearned to take a bite out of that furry hide olivia age 7 noticing that the main barbie characters in all the barbie movies don t look the same said she must have had surgery i asked what s surgery and she replied i mean plastic surgery you know where they make your body look all funny i said to zoey age 2 you burped she said i a fwog webbit webbit after turning off a documentary on the natural history of the human species so the little girls could watch a movie levi age 9 got upset and asked can we watch the humans evolve please i told him there s no flashing light and big change like when pokeman evolves and he lost interest in the show levi almost 9 while playing blocks told his sisters help me build downtown tokyo so i can be godzilla while driving down a country road the kids excitedly pointed out the car window and yelled look polar bears curious i found that the objects of their fascination were enormous white brahma bulls we do live in texas and not alaska after all while eating dinner julia age 4 took a bite and pulled a yucky face dad asked do you not like that she looked straight at him and said just look at my eyebrows after watching roman candle fireworks on july 4th julia age 4 loudly called out for more ramen noodles please levi age 5 after learning to read excitedly called me into his bedroom pointed to his patchwork jeans quilt and exclaimed mom my name is all over my bed taya age 11 was watching levi scratch at loose hair during a haircut and said levi you re turning into an old man you have hair all over your back after a shower zoey age 1 was playing with my make up while i got ready i gave her an old lipstick to decorate herself and when troy walked in she said pitty troy replied yes very pretty but i think it goes on your other lips while watching figure skating on our big screen tv julia age 3 was dancing to the music and kept running into the screen i said to stop hitting the tv because she was leaving finger prints and might crack it she asked and you don t want me to crack it or those people might get out i guess they are kind of life sized on there zoey age 1 was helping me get ready in the bathroom grabbed my tweezers and started poking her eyebrows with them the next day she was helping daddy grabbed his tweezers and started poking them up her nose observant child while unloading groceries with taya age 2 i showed her each food and told her the spanish word so she could repeat it back to me after showing her an apple and saying manzana several times she looked at me like i was a complete idiot took it from my hand held it in front of my face and said very slowly and clearly ap ple levi age 8 heard me answer taya s request to visit an out of state friend with when you re 12 you can fly by yourself and asked you can fly by yourself when you re 12 but you can t even drive a car yet julia age 3 playing with my new short hair commented when you had long hair daddy loved you now you cut it short and he doesn t love you anymore troy loved the haircut so i m wondering which barbie movie gave her that idea julia age 3 was playing doctor while i was sick i asked are you going to be a doctor when you grow up she replied no i m going to be a grown up julia age 3 twirling in her tutu called out to me look mommy i m a diarrhea levi age 7 watching a video on the book of mormon story about the young warriors known as the sons of helaman remarked wow i can t believe he had 2 000 sons and not even any daughters julia age 2 while we were walking home saw dad s car backed in to the driveway asked why did daddy park his car upside down after a relaxing weekend at home i said our house is messy troy answered yep i guess that s the way the kids like it struggling to buckle her carseat belt around her fluffy sunday dress julia almost 3 said i can t buckle because my dress is all iggle y i asked what is iggly julia answered my dress levi age 6 wanted to say something funny to get on the kidisms list he d crack a joke and ask are you gonna write that one down i said that he s so funny and i d certainly remember to write it down gratified he d crack another joke and request it added to the list none of them were very funny but at least he did something to get on the list again levi age 6 while scrolling through the caller id numbers saved on our phone called out jesus christ we can call jesus christ on the phone i told him it was the church of jesus christ the building not the actual guy troy asked if levi could put in a good word for us julia age 1 learning to dress and undress herself put on a huge clown hat and bear ears headband around her belly and wearing nothing else not even a diaper poked at me to look at her and said moooommmmyyyy i cute julia age 1 was watching my monitor while i was shopping online for frilly girl s dresses pointed at the models on the screen and called out pincess the next day after troy dressed her for church she ran in to me and said pincess and showed off her frilly dress to me julia age 1 ran in to us holding her head crying and said table push seems she had grown too tall to run under it hit her head and had to tattle on the table who must have done it on purpose julia age 1 walked up to me and i asked for a kiss she puckered up and kissed me then leaned her head on my shoulder and said hug she then hit me as hard as she could said sorry and kissed it better i told her those were not our 3 signs of affection on our plane ride home sitting next to an older gentleman i told olivia age 4 that grandpa used to build these boeing planes but that now he s retired what s retired she asked it means he doesn t work anymore she replied yep now he just plays with kids all day the gentleman unsuccessfully stifled a laugh taya age 9 asked mom is the relief society at church called that because moms are relieved to get away from their kids for awhile olivia age 4 was in the hallway with several outfits spread around her to choose but when i finished with the laundry i left the room and turned off the light which she was using to see her clothing she said mo om i need the light back on these clothes don t glow in the dark they re just clothes you know after watching a movie where two lovebirds are knighted at the end they ride off on a horse with a just knighted sign hanging from it taya age 9 said they mean just u nited i told olivia age 4 you have 2 i s in your name she replied no i have two eyes on my face in the car the kids were all remarking on the many birds on the tops of the signs and billboards look at all the birds on that sign and that one over there finally olivia said look at all the birds in the sky there aren t any they fell do...