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3 needed a notebook this is the notebook it is from my stash the sticker on the back says it was three dollars i spent some time getting organized and now i can really properly tackle this project which is catws inspired bug john tail smut i just realized i haven t said that notebook 3 yay 1 4 fangirlsalad i m not sure if i know what my oldest wip is lmao wip wednesday on a sunday is going very well untangled a few puzzles now there s one last mystery does bug john tail smut count if i completely changed the premise after my dash was full of ca tws probably that s probably the oldest one at least on the active list 4 3 fangirlsalad sirmatthew1972 asked can i have for the propfessor au this one has actually changed a lot the initial prompt was johntodd professor au but my first tweak was to plan for a mcshep ending of course the second change was rodney doing drag then because i wanted genuine actual wraith todd it morphed into this monstrosity set in a united galaxy where everyone lives in harmony and i guess the wraith can live off of animal life or whatthefuckever lol and i m toying with a threesome cause why not but we gotta see if it fits the vibes once i actually start writing so far the vibes are soft fluffy romcom but so much has already changed so we ll see if that changes too ch ch changes 2 fangirlsalad coffeeandbowtieswrites asked ️ on the professor au please this is an excellent question actually because i haven t decided where i m starting i m thinking maybe when todd gets his boyfriend a job because the university needs someone to teach the lower level math classes and nobody wants to this works well to place john right in rodney s path let the stealing the handsome man from his very scary boyfriend commence because in the unified pegasus that discovered the milky way people everyone lives in relative harmony they re appalled when they hear about the state of the milky way and leave behind ambassadors to help set it to rights and the ori don t exist amen so i guess the before that is aimless johntodd boyfriend smush and rodney s drag performances on the weekends lantea university hiring milky way natives to be professors which is how rodney gets his job john having a job he doesn t like because the universe is too quiet has been since 1913 when the pegasus delegation arrived since about 1926 when john met todd and got to stop aging because todd keeps him young it s all still a jumbled mess in my head but it s gonna be a fun one to iron out and get written idk hopefully this makes sense lmao 2 fangirlsalad spurious asked wip wednesdayyyyyy for the wip s of your choice ️ let s boogie obviously if there s fire and teeth involved we re going mulan inspired culinary school au and john and rodney talking to each other for the first time is a cause for celebration i veconnectedthem jpeg for a moment as chef geller started his welcome speech rodney thought that jeannie might get a station split down the middle to hold two students to herself but then someone slipped in slightly out of breath and stood beside him he was stunning a few inches taller than rodney with dark hair that defied gravity and a crooked grin as he took in the room his eyes fell on rodney and it felt like the first test but rodney couldn t concentrate because the guy smiling at him had the strangest kaleidoscope eyes and rodney wanted to fall into them hey the guy whispered so he didn t interrupt chef geller i m john did i miss anything rodney shook his head trying to remember the jeannie voice that he d spent all night practicing awesome oh wait i didn t get your name john was leaning in close and his body language was so friendly so casual like their neighbor s labrador and he smelled expensive and rodney had never felt stupider he braced himself hoped like hell that his practice paid off and opened his stupid mouth jeannie he whispered relieved when john nodded without any hesitation nice to meet you jeannie gonna be a great semester john straightened and turned his attention to chef geller and rodney felt like he could breathe easy for a moment though every breath smelled like john which was very distracting rodney couldn t have any distractions he needed to make sure that jeannie got a good start made a good first impression on chef geller and got good scores on her dishes he listened intently as their first lesson was introduced it was deceptively easy a protein and two sides but rodney could see the logic behind it it was a test of skill and a great way to gauge personalities who would try to show off and fail who would take the easy way out and end up making something lackluster rodney wouldn t be doing either of those things he would make sure his flavors were rich and balanced would make something solid delicious perfect he didn t look over at john s station while he was cooking but he kept getting distracted by the smells he missed his little kitchen at home john was using truffle though and it smelled divine he needed to focus perfectly seasoned potatoes soft on the inside and crisp on the outside crisp bright green beans glazed with garlic butter a beautifully browned chicken thigh with a dry rub that gave it warmth and depth that lingered on the tongue and made people want another bite rodney smiled down at his plate excited to take the leftovers home to jeannie she d be proud of him glad she had a talented brother taking her place for a week or two working on this one makes me hungry 3 2 3 fangirlsalad reblogged audioletter follow day two cling mcshep stargate atlantis late but still day two on the other side of the world it could be said he ran back to the puddlejumper it could be said he hid there until the team came back several hours later but john liked to think he was commanding from afar and simply wasn t needed okay the fact the entire population of the planet had their face painted exactly like earth clowns maybe had something to do with it but he refused to buy into any accusations when the team arrived back and flew them back to atlantis with nary a word until of course rodney appeared at his door well after hours as he often did and john felt a stab of remorse as he was sufficently dressed down i get your well irrational fear but jumping and clinging to me john s head shot up clinging what no i went back to the puddlejumper and you literally barked out a yelp and clung to me like a spider monkey sheppard then high tailed it back to the puddlejumper and left us to negotiate not what john remembered but oh he suddenly remembered the first shock of surprise at seeing the locals their makeup and yup rodney s chest under his hands he shook his head surprised at how he d completely blanked that part of the ordeal frankly deferring to rodney in such a way was only part of the ordeal as a whole now i m sorry hey look i m john ran his hands through his hair and began to pace i can t do clowns they weren t clowns and you clung to me frustration welled up inside john as the sticking point seemed less the fact he d bailed but more he d clung i what do you want me to say it was like the air went out of rodney like he deflated confusion swept over john s face his body tensing as the air seemed to change maybe i dunno you didn t cling to ronan or teyla oh proximity probably not as john remembered he d actually turned to rodney at the time not ronan who d been next to him i can t imagine ronan appreciating me clinging to him john put up a finger which i did not do you did cling and you clung to me there was something else behind rodney s words and john couldn t quite interpret them they d been circling each other since returning to atlantis after being grounded on earth since he d broken off with jennifer so he swallowed hard and for once made it matter because i trust you rodney the kiss came before john could even register it hard and intentional and john kissed rodney back finally they broke apart and both smiled you clung to me rodney reiterated pressing his forehead against john s you re an idiot probably john thought as he ducked his head and kissed rodney again and tried not to think of clowns screaming they re so cute oh my god 5 8 15 fangirlsalad sgatazmy asked drunk emails please this fic is such magnificent absurd crack but i managed to paint myself into a corner i need to figure out the second half of this so i can unleash it upon the world it s ridiculous john furrowed his brow at his laptop who the fuck had gotten ahold of rodney s email they were going for low hanging fruit too if it were john he would ve convinced his unsuspecting victim to wander to a distant pier so he could raid their room sew their pant legs closed good old fashioned pranks not confusing gibberish he should probably find rodney let him know that he needed to change his password on his fourth round of knocking the door whooshed open and john found rodney sprawled face down on his bed snoring loudly clutching his tablet one of the bottles that radek used for his hooch laid empty on the floor john winced he couldn t leave rodney like this atlantis obviously thought he needed john s help he sighed and rifled through the little fridge for a bottle of water then grabbed the ibuprofen from the desk drawer he cleared the bedside table to make room for both items if he was careful he could get rodney s tablet and shoes from him without waking him up left then right and john set the shoes over by the closet when he sat next to the pillow to carefully extricate the tablet rodney s hand darted out latched onto john s wrist instead he mumbled nonsense and tried to pull john close shhh let go buddy just getting your tablet out of the way so you can sleep john rodney with tremendous effort raised his head and blinked his eyes open i s thinkin a you re you here god john didn t want rodney to keep talking they didn t talk about this rodney didn t keep talking though he rather unceremoniously buried his face in john s lap groaning happily john flinched as the vibrations got his dick interested in the proceedings he needed to get rodney tucked in so he could leave rodney groaned again nose prodding jaw working as he tried to mouth at john through his pants wait i have an idea 1 6 fangirlsalad sirmatthew1972 asked yay it is wednesday again can i have for rodney give john a kidney rodney woke slowly he wasn t worried surrounded by the sounds of the infirmary until he remembered what had happened there had been a poison on the dart like nothing they d ever seen by the time ronon carried john through the gate and laid him on the gurney carson s scan said that his kidneys were shriveling like raisins it wasn t something that could be fixed but a quick scan of the rest of ar 1 showed that rodney s kidneys were compatible and of course rodney would give one to john he was waking after the surgery john was in the next bed over he was still sound asleep but he looked better peaceful rodney glanced around searching for carson he needed an update the question must ve been written all over rodney s face carson didn t even wait for rodney to ask as he approached the bed he s doing very well his body seems to be accepting the kidney just fine but we re keeping a close eye on him so we can intervene if heaven forbid anything goes wrong rodney nodded and carson said a few other comforting things that rodney didn t really hear because now that john was going to live rodney had other things to worry about like for instance was it weird to have another person s kidney in your body against your will surely john would be glad that they d saved his life right and he wouldn t be weirded out about the kidney being rodney s rodney s kidneys were perfectly normal and fine right and then we travel the winding road to smutsville 3 they re both so normal about each other so this will be a very normal fic 2 4 fangirlsalad awardenandacrow asked bangs hand on the table to emphasize every word prince rodney knight john emojis please no snippies written yet so prepare yourself for a ramble i am so excited to write prince rodney rodney mckay was meant to be royalty it s going to be so fun playing with how pleased he is to have people respecting him properly versus how suffocating it is that people won t just leave him alone and let him do things the right way because everyone else does them wrong obviously when he wants to why can t he go read the scientific books in the library instead of attending the ball he s the prince he should get to skip events if he wants and then there s john i m still trying to decide if it s going to be a getting together fic or an established relationship fic on one hand john pining for rodney loyal and protective and trying so hard to hide his yearning and don t worry rodney is yearning too and he isn t really trying to hide it which makes john s job so much harder because he can t cave he had a duty to uphold is so angsty and juicy and would be so fun on the other hand secret forbidden relationship between the prince and his most trusted knight yum i suppose i could squish them together that could absolutely work i would just have to pick where the plot points that i m leaning toward so far would fit fleeing the castle because it s being conquered just the two of them together in the wilderness feels like a before they re together getting together type thing campfires john taking care of rodney and keeping him safe smiling as rodney complains about how much his feet hurt so cozy and then the king finds out and puts john in the dungeon and rodney makes a scene and demands that john be elevated to a position that would make him a proper suitor instead 3 or something idk this is one that is probably gonna sit in the waiting room for a while but i love it so much 1 2 fangirlsalad sirnotappearinginthisblog asked wip wednesday for femslash 2026 sooooooo this love story begins with a fight isn t a wip anymore but i love chapter 1 and it s very so i am using a chunk of it for this yay no i m not going tonight katie said flatly katie never spoke like that she was always so sweet and kind so wonderful to be around are you okay i m fine laura bit her bottom lip peering down at the ugly blister for a moment are you sure katie glanced up then to the side then finally back to laura lips pursed arms folded tight over her chest hugging herself you really don t know laura shook her head katie let out the smallest little huff eyes drifting back to the plants around them he told me what you did a few years ago when you were in his body it was a violation it really hurt him he d tried to hide it to brush it off but she shrugged it really hurt him and you either don t realize how bad what you did was or you just don t care and i can t decide which is worse she finally looked back at laura her gaze was a pin and laura was a butterfly so i really didn t feel like going to poker night if you were going to be there laura was going to be sick oh if it had been the other way around if ...