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d bank all at superstore i am unable to come up with a picture there is a grey blank where a character should be see a clerk that looks like henry winkler jesus where is the quinoa leave a comment posted in alberta diary food journalism day 2 jun 19 6 04 pm after a long day at work i fantasize in great detail about my future career as ne0 bard that synopsizes films i remember to the citizens of the ramshakle hobo camps for water and food then i think it is going to be a long night leave a comment posted in diary food future predictions movies people places day 1 jun 18 10 15 am a co worker is washing the blue chest plates used to teach cpr he keeps repeating under his breath die die die i am unsure if he is speaking to the chest plates or me he suggests we take a coffee break i agree the coffee tastes bad 10 25 am reading the paper all the cd reviews have got three stars i think somebody is not being critical enough 12 08 pm hair cut hairdresser tells a story about his friend s new cabin it used to belong to the town dentist in the basement they found dozens of jars of teeth the dentist got from his patients as a bonus the haircut turned out pretty well 3 50 pm i realize the future predicted in the robert zemeckis film back to the future ii is five years away hear that science where s my hoverboard 3 07 pm unfriend barack obama on facebook 3 15 pm watch a young viking in a bandana enter the vestibule of my office building presumably to discuss car insurance muse for a moment how out of step i am with other members of my generation suspect it is mostly because i use words like vestibule 5 58 pm arrive at where i am house sitting find a pile of cash on top of a sheet of instructions a bottle of wild turkey has been left for me 8 14 pm after many glasses of wild turkey i consider my options couch or the public i grab another glass of bourbon and my rain jacket 9 15 pm i wait for the bus and look at the house where my great grandparents lived the house has long since been sold 9 35 pm reminded that i am in dangerous territory fell or something obviously not important 9 40 pm there is a girl no older than 16 riding the train with a mess of groceries in her arms i feel for her i glance for her on the platform she is gone like she never existed 9 45 pm i see a train i wonder if the time it takes to reach the platform is enough time for a couple truly in love to finish a orgasm counting the seconds i decided maybe 9 55 pm the bus driver and passengers are plotting there are dozens of balloons the driver runs out and places the balloons on the hood of a near by car it takes ages 1 55 am back at home after the club hazy memories saw some bands talked to some people perhaps don t remember ate lots of midnight pizza leave a comment posted in brutal hangovers calendar diary facebook music people readers vomit web world dear tiger woods feb 18 this letter is to offer my services as a public relations consultant i would work for far less pay than the pr firm you have been employing so far and if you don t mind me saying offer superior results tomorrow this is all you need to say hey everybody i just wanted to you to know that i ve had a great couple months here the nursing staff have been so attentive and great i ll be golfing again soon rest assured i ll destroy the competition that s it thanks again to the nursing staff leave a comment posted in uncategorized dear swiftcover insurance and by extension iggy pop feb 2 swiftcover the madness must stop when i m watching television every time the scheduled programing ends there s iggy pop angry and shouting about insurance swiftcover no matter how much ad time you ve purchased it won t make your insurance products any more interesting to the general public why do you believe a gaunt sinewy rock star that resembles a breast less wicked witch of the west is the best possible face for your company your company is not that rebellious or it wouldn t be turning a profit you d be better off having the gnarled wreckage of car with the spongy crimson remains of a driver hanging out of it with bottle of jack daniels in one barely attached hand as a spokesthing the wails of the family choking to death on each other s vomited blood in a crushed minivan opposite would be preferable to hearing iggy pop utter it s time to r i i i i i i i i i i i i d d d d e ever again just so you know sincerely fergis t mcgillicuddy 7 comments posted in assholes bitter disappointment brains dripping from their noses celebrities commercials people pomo serious pain sick television vomit the love letter oct 13 fergis writes form letters occasionally weary travellers of the interweb will stumble upon this humble site with the intention of finding something useful until now they have had to move on to more informative virtual pastures but no longer please enjoy the following form letter you can use though you probably shouldn t the love letter the aim of the love letter is to make the object of your desire swoon with passionate lust since the beginning of flat surfaces and burnt sticks the love stricken have used love letters to attract romance though recent studies have indicated cavemen simply masturbated on to the nearest wall to demonstrate their intentions to mate it s up to you to decide which is more poetic start by describing the physical features of the recipient and how those features make you feel be descriptive and honest pour your heart into it and likely there will be something within that resonates with your love interest example hey baby or the name if you know it when i first saw you at the bar i nearly crapped my pants you were that beautiful and probably still are after i made it to third base with your best friend in the back of my saturn i knew that you were the one to have my heart your lips are like two beautiful hot dogs left on the pavement to curl under the hot summer sun your eyes are similar to holes made by a hole punch in the paper of my crotch your ass is like the unresolved court proceedings that drive me crazy even though the psychiatric evaluation indicates i m sane enough to stand trial your teeth are also mostly straight which is a plus and you re totally not fat please meet me at the econolodge at insert date and time wearing the costume attached sincerely your name ps can you bring your best friend too we have some unfinished business together wink wink pps no cops wink wink 1 comment posted in letter writting letters love letter people tagged cavemen costumes love psychiatric evaluation unresolved court proceedings the cover letter oct 6 fergis writes form letters occasionally weary travellers of the interweb will stumble upon this humble site with the intention of finding something useful until now they have had to move on to more informative virtual pastures but no longer please enjoy the following form letter you can use though you probably shouldn t the cover letter the cover letter introduces you to prospective employers as the greatest thing that s going to happen to their company it s essential you put your best foot forward tripping your competition jobseekers and then stomping them obviously it helps if you wear cleats while you type load the cover letter with power verbs to impress job recruiters and potential employers e g kidnap maim and leave in secret bunker in the forest to starve etcetera words and phrases like these underline your willingness to succeed mention you are aware of the potential employer s address and number of dependents living there either implicitly or expressly follow your heart this demonstrates initiative example dear employer congratulations employer s name you ve just been chosen by your name as your name again s employer things are going to change for the better at company s name you ve just entered the golden age of your name waffling on this matter will result in economic ruin for you and your loved ones especially your loved ones i m not going to detail my previous experience and qualifications i don t want to blow your mind i ll be in your office on insert date to collect my paycheque advance for the sum of desired amount later your name leave a comment posted in employment letters tagged cover letter how to dear letting agents you corrupt slime mongering vampires sep 18 repent for your sins with the credit crunch forcing cash strapped britons to abandon ownership of their shoebox sized homes for actual shoe boxes nobody is happier than you the stygian souled letting agent wait you say i provide an essential service that assists both inept landlords and overwhelmed tenants navigate the all too tasking world of property lettings ha what wretched things you must imagine while you pleasure yourself to sleep on a huge pile of your victims sorrow i ll always remember the way bruce showed me around the suite mentioning the extra environmental heating system the new coat of paint the brand new furnishings then casually mentioning the small matter of the agency fee 240 for 15 minutes of work ah that s how you can afford that new bmw it should provide me a bit of solace to think that a few people are profiting off the misfortune of others but it doesn t cheers fergis t mcgillicuddy leave a comment posted in assholes evil monsters meth fuelled criminals people shady internet ponzi schemes tagged greed letting agents middlemen dear makers owners and operators of the large hadron collider sep 9 many members of the public seem to be concerned that today s experiment will create a miniature black hole one that will quickly gain energy by devouring matter growing in size until the entire earth is vaporised in a terrifyingly cosmic blink of an eye i am not one of those people however i am concerned about monsters the big bang created the universe without towering 60 ft flesh eating spider squids that excrete flaming acid from leathery tendrils of teeth and fangs but maybe this new mini big bang will draw a different number in the monster possible lottery like others i ve heard the repeated assurances the lhc is perfectly safe you re the experts and perhaps the first meals a pan dimensional lovecraftian horror has enjoyed in a non eon shub niggurath cannot be contained with conventional weaponry you know enjoy fergis t mcgillicuddy leave a comment posted in computer concepts end of the world evil monsters future predictions people places science world tagged large hadron collider physics experiment post navigation older posts pages about the letter writing machine extremely short fiction a story about a mask that story also compresses time a story about a single incident regarding selling a story about eating an apple a day a story about sex that reveals the mind a story influenced by cold medication and bourbon that defies ordinary reality about a demon fergis writes form letters short fiction used as xmas gifts a drunken mule ruining a tupperware party a government official is offered a bribe fergis twitters fergis 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