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ends this made me tear up i have such good boys i m glad that they are brothers and friends just how it should be when my parents were in town we all went out to dinner by we all i mean my parents justin me and all of our kids my brother his wife and their four kids 14 people total at the end of a very loud and busy meal my mom commented i feel very bad for the busboy to which clayton responded grammy why do you feel bad for me confused we all looked at him i asked why would grammy feel bad for you his response because i m a boy and i ride the bus man alive this kid makes me laugh vacation clayton mom is labor a city me what no why clayton because you keep saying that you re going to go into labor soon and i didn t know if that was in indiana michigan or illinois me laughing no going into labor means that a mom s body is getting ready to have a baby clayton hmph that s too bad i really wanted to go with you me unable to talk for laughing i eventually did sort of explain labor to him and he s decided he ll let me go alone good choice clayton good choice noah was intentionally saying things to get on clayton s nerves clayton kept complaining that noah wouldn t stop talking to him i told clayton to just ignore him clayton told me that he didn t know if he could enter noah noah clayton it s easy to ignore somebody clayon yeah noah yeah you just pretend they aren t there clayton it doesn t sound easy noah with a devilish grin yes it is i ignore you all the time clayton still didn t quite get the whole ignoring thing but as long as noah s around he ll have plenty of opportunity to practice the difference today noah and josie were fighting over a toy no surprise it was a toy car that i m pretty sure noah didn t care about until josie got hold of it he kept yelling at her it s awesome it s awesome i asked him why she couldn t have the car and he informed me the there is a difference between boys and girls girls like things that are pretty boys like things that are awesome if you re wondering things that are awesome cannot be pretty and things that are pretty cannot be awesome i know i asked the expert the country according to clayton clayton mom can we move to maine me probably not why clayton i hear it s lovely there as we wait for the bus stop clayton mom it smells like las vegas out here today me why clayton because the bus isn t here yet but the air smells like bus as we were researching information for his upcoming project on illinois clayton awesome mom do you see that me see what clayton they speak english in illinois me yep it looks like they do clayton yeah so if we moved there we wouldn t have to learn spanish on the capitol me the president of the united states started out in illinois that s interesting clayton yeah does he still live there me no he lives in washington dc now because that s the capitol of our country clayton eye roll mom that s not the capitol me it certainly is clayton mom the capitol of the united states is indianapolis he has since been taught in school that this is not true apparently it isn t true unless it s taught to him by his teacher i don t know what i m talking about a girl s best friend this morning noah was using his hands to make shapes he would make a shape and ask me to identify the shape he made at one point he made a heart noah is this your favorite shape mom me i do like hearts noah yeah they re your favorite at this point clayton who was getting ready for school decided he needed to chime in clayton noah that is not mom s favorite shape everyone knows that all girl s favorite shape is a diamond duh noah i can make a diamond is it your favorite shape mom me laughing i suppose it is clayton of course it is you re a girl aren t you i chose not to respond tonight clayton was doing something that looked a little suspicious me clayton what are you doing clayton oh nothing a dead giveaway that he was doing something suddenly noah appeared out of nowhere noah don t say nothing she knows that nothing always means something i m telling you that kid gets me what noah i want to watch bick da boo me me you want to watch what noah bick da boo me me i don t know that one noah you know the one with the yellow cousins and the three girls me despicable me noah yes bick da boo me language confusion yesterday we went to michigan clayton mom do they speak english in michigan me yes they do clayton huh well all i know is that they speak spanish in china me laughing nope they speak chinese in china and spanish in mexico later that night we were retelling that story to grandpa smith me clayton do you remember where they do speak spanish clayton yep me where clayton texas what a waste noah is relentless when he wants something he ll ask you over and over and if he never gets the answer he s after he gets really angry he wanted a snack so he was pestering justin who kept telling him not yet after several minutes of this noah said please dad can i have a snack now justin s reply not yet noah grrr i m wasting my manners this morning noah and i were having some quiet time watching some tv while we waited for josie to wake up we were watching old saved by the bell reruns on tbs one of the commercials was for conan o brien s new show in the commercial conan was in india making silk draperies noah watched the commercial with surprising attention at the end of the commercial noah looked at me and said mom we just saw jesus i chuckled and corrected him and told him that it was not in fact jesus that we had just seen it s good to know that he ll pay super good attention to jesus though i ve been trying to get the boys to write christmas lists it s hard because they seem to want everything that they see on the tv but when we talk about it with the tv off they are both at a loss see the previous sidebar i ve been trying to hint and suggest at things that i think they d like but until last night i was getting zip clayton finally found something awesome on the toys r us website and shared in detail with noah what he was going to ask for noah got so excited he started jumping up and down yelling i know what i want i know what i want i thought for sure he was going to ask for the same remote control car that clayton had just described nope his response shocked me into fits of laughter i want a new bucket i want a new bucket see the boys had the stomach flu a few days ago and were forced to sleep with old country crock butter buckets to prevent me having to wash their bedding everyday i guess noah just wanted something a little nicer to vomit into ah well at least he ll be easy to please this year what s up indeed this year our family will be celebrating christmas a little bit early because justin is unfortunately working on christmas day boo however because we get to celebrate early i ve been pestering the kids lately to write their letters to santa fortunately my boys are just so excited at the prospect of new toys that they really don t even care what new toys they get it s sweet and while i know the time of insane christmas greed is coming right now i really do treasure their innocent bliss however i do want them to get things that they really want so i ve been encouraging them to write lists clayton had no idea what to ask for he just wanted something awesome since i have no idea what is awesome we decided to peruse the toys r us website to get some ideas we found a few contenders but what we mostly saw were zhu zhu pets they are weird hampster looking things i m not sure what the big deal with these things is but they look obnoxious thankfully clayton agrees with me after looking at what had to be the millionth zhu zhu pet clayton said what s up with all these zhu zhu pets they re so lame i wish they had more awesome toys well spoken clayton ridiculous the boys were outside riding bikes when the chain on clayton s bike came off this has happened before and i ve fixed it more that once but apparently that doesn t mean anything to clayton this was the conversation clayton mom when will dad be home me i m not sure why clayton because my bike chain came off again and i need dad to fix it me i can fix it for you clayton mom that s the most ridiculous thing i ve ever heard i ll wait for dad grrrr nuts noah is very demanding lately when he demands things i typically decline just to teach him a lesson sometimes it s pretty funny though noah scowling and frowning i want to go outside me that s not a nice way to ask noah scowling and frowning even deeper yes it is i want to go outside me nope sorry noah you say yes me no i did not maybe you should think of a better way to ask me noah you say yes and let me go outside or i ll tell everyone that you re nuts me dying laughing you go ahead and tell them then because the answer s still no noah fine storms off if you see noah try to act surprised when he tells you i m nuts today as we were driving around running errands we were listening to the radio as we usually do one of the songs that we heard was the old school pink classic most girls i like that song always have noah must have liked it too right after the song started noah yelled at me crank it mom that s my jam that s my boy i m proud i d read that i just finished reading a book called water for elephants noah had asked me at one point what my book was called and i told him then i finished reading it and put it on the shelf this morning noah took it off the shelf and brought it to me noah mom here is water for elephants me thanks buddy but i m done reading it go put it back noah i read it too do you know what it s about me no please tell me noah the elephants want water so they go to the pond and get a drink but the alligators snap them and they fall into the water then the alligators can t eat them because they are too big and will smash them so they tell the elephants to get out of the water and go away so the elephants do the end me wow that sounds like an exciting book noah it is accidentally on purpose i had just finished sorting all the laundry in our bathroom i was going to fix my hair before i took the first load down so i was in the bathroom with three medium piles of clothing enter noah noah mom can i jump in a pile of clothes me nope noah can i roll around in a pile of clothes me nope noah can i kick a pile of clothes me nope noah hmmm i think it would be really fun to jump in a pile of clothes me i think i would be angry with you if you chose to do that noah i think it would be an accident mom you can t get mad at me if it s an accident guess who did jump in a pile of clothes guess who tried very hard to convince me it was an accident guess who got in a lot of trouble for doing it ah pootie wishin and hopin yesterday at lunch clayton surprised me with some exciting news clayton mom i m going to marry kambry kambry is his friend from church cute girl good family other than the fact that they re 6 i totally approve me oh yeah clayton yes and maybe she will let me be a part of the wedding maybe she ll let me wear a flower she ll get to wear a big dress and a crown or maybe a tiara i m not sure where he learned the word tiara but at least he seems to have a realistic grasp on how weddings go me that sounds great pal i think you should be a little older though before you go off and get married clayton okay so what then like 8 me how about at least 22 clayton i ll think about it the punching game today clayton told me that he and noah were going to play a game called the punching game it goes like this the boys punch each other until one of them falls down the boy left standing is the winner i told them it was a bad idea and that someone was going to get hurt not might get hurt someone would get hurt clayton said they were okay with that and wanted to play i thought it would be a good teachable moment so being a good mom i let them start punching each other it started out okay noah would fall and get back up and it was no biggie until noah clocked clayton and he went down hard clayton i m hurt me i told you someone would get hurt you should have listened and obeyed clayton i know but it wasn t supposed to be me who got hurt me noah clayton is hurt noah with a big victory grin on his face yep it s cuz i punched him needless to say the punching game will not ever be played in the smith home again boys grrrr hypochondriac i ve mentioned before that clayton has anxiety he gets really worked up over very little things this has recently turned into hypochondrianism yep i made it up he always thinks he has whatever disease he hears about so today we were driving and listening to the radio when i hear from the backseat clayton mom i have bieber fever me trying not to swerve the car out of laughter you have what clayton bieber fever me why are you a teenage girl clayton eyeroll no me then how do you know you have it clayton because i have it mom that s how i know so there you go my kid has bieber fever does anyone know of a cure so i can hold it over his head later today as we were driving clayton kept making suggestions of places we should stop i told him we needed to get home so josie could take a nap he replied i can t wait until i m grown up and can drive the car i am going to stop where ever my kids ask me to my friend i have a feeling that these words are going to come back and bite you he also told me today that he is going to have 7 kids 4 girls and 3 boys and that one of the boys will be named click definitely something to share with his future wife red lobster clayton mom remember that restraunt by the hotel me no pal which restraunt clayton red lobster me not remembering exactly where red lobster was in relationship to the hotel since we never ate there umm sure what about it clayton well mom aren t all lobsters red me um i think so clayton well then shouldn t that restraunt just be called lobster it makes no sense if all lobsters are red me unable to respond because i m laughing too hard scariest room in the house our new house is awesome we have so much more space then we have ever had before and we are loving it the boys are fascinated with all our rooms and are very interested in what all the rooms are for the other day clayton said to me mom how do we die i was taken aback by this question justin and i tried many different ways to answer his question in an appropriate way things like your spirit leaves your body and you go live with heavenly father finally i asked clayton why do you want to know he promptly pointed to a room to his left and said i was just wondering what we do in that room justin and i immediately started laughing he was pointing at the dining room hope he s not scared to go in there now i ve got to be more careful my sister ashley made me a couple of cd s for our drive from vt to in now most of you know that i m totally down with the rap music and so is ash one of the cd s she made me is quite rap heavy and i really enjoy listening to it the other one that she made me is more mellow sh...