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tar and i am jimi hendrix all for your finger like organ called your appendix rhymes flying so fast that i picked up some paper and i penned this like a wordsmith lothario here s hoping that you can mend this yeah you know that s the worst when that thing s about to burst it hurts more than the rise of fred durst whose music is cursed with a curse then the surgeon makes that cut a small two inch incision better hope that he s cuttin with precision because where he s slicing is just north of the dickens and you want to make sure that he is leaving you with more than just slim pickens yeah your appendix is straight out of the duodenum that organs so stealth that you never seen him now listen up son cause my rhymes gettin hectic better cut out that thing before it all goes septic yo i m out like your appendix i think i will quit my job and become a rappist like your temperature when you have appendicitis posted by damian at 9 35 am 0 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest tuesday september 11 2012 where you were then where are you now tweet i had a loose sock hanging from my ankle and i was wearing a bathrobe when a friend of a friend came into our apartment and told us what was happening remember it wasn t just one thing first there was one plane then another plane and we watched people jump and then the towers came down but before they did there was this empty terror this feeling of hopelessness that these people our people could do nothing then that whole day we all wandered about trying to do something i remember everyone at my work wandered over to the hospital to donate blood blood that wouldn t go to anyone in new york blood that probably went to new infants and victims of motorcycle accidents but we had to do something so we gave our blood even if in small measured amounts in the next days people sent donations via text messaging and built impromptu memorials and for a few days it seemed like we all shared something we were a grieving nation and we mourned together i didn t know a single soul in those airplanes or any of those buildings yet it was my family that was hurting when nathan hale said i regret that i have but one life to give to my country at his execution it was september the declaration of independence had been signed a mere 2 months earlier and there wasn t even a constitution to defend that would come almost 11 years later but he was willing to fight then die for a belief in a country a nation but really for an idea for a land better than what it was before so today i wonder what am i willing to give to my country am i only brave enough to argue in snippets from the safety of my home and office am i content that my prior service is enough those people in the towers didn t give their lives it was taken but there were a few in at least one of the planes who fought who worked together people who didn t take polls or point fingers they just moved in the only way they saw to protect others they didn t even know whom they were protecting and in that one moment they did more for the security of our nation than all of the dollars spent on the tsa in the last ten years they showed us that without weapons there are few forces as powerful as a handful of americans united in a goal so today i will spend a few minutes and think about what i can do what little bit of blood i can give what we could do together to make this country a little bit better i think it is amazing for those who work for one candidate or another who sacrifice tirelessly for a cause i even like the passion of those who vehemently post on facebook but i hope we can remember that if we want to build something greater or save a country in peril we need these fellow passengers on this plane after all aren t they who we are giving our life for posted by damian at 9 47 am 0 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest friday july 13 2012 understanding the mormons tweet hello i am a mormon as you may or may not know we are having a moment right now you have probably read some news articles about us they are full of half truths and 3 4 truths and some are like 6 metric truths let me make one thing clear all of us believe exactly the same thing we are not all republican we still allow a few libertarians in and when democrats aren t murdering babies some even vote that way here is a little history about my home town it was founded by more mons there used to be just a few but now there are more that is where the name came from we prefer to be called lds pronounced ellds if you meet a missionary it is his job to make you lds so he is and elder as in that guy is really good at elding he made way more mons than you he is a really great elder we don t have female missionaries because we don t believe in women in fact i refuse to believe that they exist we will be kind to you and good neighbors and help you move just so you think we are good people we want you to like us i know what you are thinking don t mormons have horns i want to let you know that we got rid of those years ago you may also think don t mormons have lots of wives well some of us don t even have one so back off i don t really need that pressure right now so here are some facts about mormons all mormons live in utah pronounced you ta because we want you in it we used to pronounce it uh tah but that just convinced you heathens that we were as dumb as you thought we were i am kidding we don t think of you as heathens we think of you as gentiles or the wicked which isn t so bad because my people love musicals you will meet elds in almost all parts of life politics sciencetv philo t farnsworth invented the tv and he was a mormon i include this fact because his name is awesome we don t believe the world is flat we know it our top scientists at major universities play along with everyone else until we take over one day we are going to eld you all my hometown got its name from the great salt lake they call it that because the pioneers were liars the truth is the lake is not that great it is big and it is stinky but it is not great in the early days we used to call the town far from big stinky but that s only because big heathen pit city gave people the wrong idea i mean they though that the city was the heathen pit when in fact we would cast the lake was where we cast the heathens and by heathens i mean the unelded i know for a fact that the pioneers were liars because they say that they walked all the way to utah from missouri motto missouri loves company because there was an extermination order against them you and i both know that can t be true first if you have ever driven through nebraska you know it is way boring i can barely drive through it there is now way that the pioneers wouldn t have just gotten bored and stayed at the best western second there is no way that our country would ever allow discrimination against a group of people just because they believed differently much less call for their extermination if that s true then you can convince me that there really is a guy named philo t farnsworth anyway the full name of our church is the church of jesus christ of latter day saints for us the word saint means that we are absolutely perfect and none of us ever makes mistakes because duh we all believe the exact same thing posted by damian at 7 37 pm 4 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest tuesday may 22 2012 burritoship 1 5 stars tweet peter berg did friday night lights which is pretty incredible in it s subtlety and story telling it s so good so i guess as a film he wanted to do something completely different battleship a summary riggins is in a bar then he sees this totally hot chick who wants a burrito but the microwave won t work so he goes and steals a burrito so his brother is like why d you steal the burrito you better join the navy so he joins the navy and gets to be the boss of the guns they go to this ceremony on the battleship and he is like destroyers are way better than battleships to this kid but there are also japanese there to do a practice war i forgot there was this soccer game between the navies and japan won but did a foul to riggins so then riggins gets in a bathroom fight with this japan guy but they are like whoops i slipped and the boss of the navy who is also the hot chicks dad is like you could be amazing but instead you are not then they quote homer then the navies go to a practice war at pearl harbor which seems like a good idea but also some scientists used a satellite to send a message to a space planet and the ships from that space planet go to earth and go in the ocean all the ships that is except the radio ship only one ship can radio which crashes at hong kong they build a forceshield and all of the practice navies are outside of it except riggins his big brother who is making him do navy and the japanese guy who did a foul whenever they want to use their weapons on the aliens the aliens can see them but when they aren t using their guns they turn green and the aliens don t kill them also a little bit earlier riggins brother says hey riggins you are probably going to get fired from navy he is a disappointment the three destroyer ships all get destroyed irony except rigginses ship he wants vengence hard so he is like blast them except every person on his crew like rihanna and landry disobeys him and says we need to rescue the people in the water then for some reason there is a alien in the ship with weird thumbs i think he is from halo then other aliens blast in the ship to rescue him but they also leave another alien there that is good at punching and changing his hands mostly he wants to punch the engine but after some punching they get him to come on deck then this big canon blows him away literally the aliens shoot pegs from the game battleship but the pegs blow up so hard that it can sink ships then there is some more battling where they use buoys to create a grid like the game battleship and they sink the aliens battleship which is irony right there so the japan guy who comes up with the idea takes over which shows how riggins gets humility finally then landry tries on the alien helmet and for some reason it makes him think of his lizard and so they realize the aliens weakeness is sun so they make the aliens look at the sun and blast them hard but i forgot also the scientists were on the island and have communication satellites and the hot chick is the only person who can stop the aliens from using the satellites and her army friend with metal legs who is about to give up but nope he doesn t give up he punches a alien right in his face and then chokes him out with his metal leg well the destroyer gets destroyed so the japan guy is like we need a boat so riggins remembers the battleship from the title but everyone is like how are we going to drive this boat and riggins is like old people then there are all of these old people in sailor outfits who know a thing or two then a montage from a team happens when they run out of battleship bullets real big ones the only people who can move them are the captain the japan guy and some old people then the battleship does a rail slide using it s anchor and the alien can s defeat railslide but then that trick is done so i guess it s game over except nope the shield goes down and some other stuff happens and they beat some of the aliens maybe all of them and then they all get awards even riggin s dead brother hot chick s dad navy boss is proud of everyone but can riggins mary his daughter cause of all the herosim no way jose how about burritos laugh seriously the end posted by damian at 3 04 pm 2 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest wednesday april 04 2012 a little great and a little weird tweet last year was a weird year i think i spent the year licking my wounds i don t think i fully appreciated the profound effect that my mother s passing had on me i think only recently have shaken the haze of mourning one of the things that i have tried to do is to give back specifically with regards to cancer my mother spent the last few days of her life at the huntsman cancer institute there wasn t much they could do medically at that point but they helped us get the most out of those last days we had a large room where over 200 people visited her in her last days the nurses moved her and kept her comfortable but perhaps more importantly to me they let me participate in her care rewind a few years and you d find me a young lab tech with no lab experience working at the huntsman cancer institute i worked in the lab of diana stafforini a quick witted and insightful scientist i think my sloppy lab work didn t help her much but i gained some insight so since then i have jumped at the chance to do whatever i could to help the huntsman cancer foundation raise money and awareness for cancer they are a great foundation and spend the great bulk of any donation directly towards research here is the latest piece that i got to work on for them posted by damian at 4 27 pm 1 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest older posts home subscribe to comments atom about me damian i like to do stuff until i am tired then i like to take naps when i get up from the nap i am either ready to do more stuff or tired view my complete profile friends of glad adrian and natalie d bro sis angie art jazz ashley c becky w beckytat ben ben to nepal brandon d brother brian lara w brothers bryton cameron d brother caroline cindy dainon hurl jared covili sp jim w josh amy katie keith kim r kristen lee lisa lisa w los santos maren marsha merlean and laloni s mike fuller dixon mike k rachel t rebecca r high security robyn d s j sarahita j suvi the googloop valley gals salt lake valley veeda b wendi ccc damian s shared items i also make movies but mostly tv music videos 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