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alidate himself as a king the common refrain has been men are the supreme human beings they go about achieving their super ordinate goals and are generally successful unless a woman comes along distracting him and messing up with the lofty aims so cultures around the world have placed a high premium on celibacy for men making overt references to the corrupting influence of women any remote evidence of the existence of a wife of jesus has been systematically wiped out islam decreed that women be covered so that they do not distract men going about winning the world our own sages have generally stayed away from women unless they were sent to impregnate one on the will of god or were seduced by the apsaras of course we were wise enough to realize that a man does need a wife or two or more to service his more fundamental instincts he cannot go about winning the world on empty stomach spend his nights with inflatable dolls or die without leaving a male heir a woman is therefore needed the veiled inconspicuous character in the background so marriage takes two human beings and grinds one of them the woman to nothingness unless she is all but the shadow of a man her own identity gets tied to that of the husband or the male partner she is the invisible half of the relationship who does not get much credit for the man s success but is hauled over fire for the man s shortcomings the converse has not been true nobody blames krishna for seducing a much married radha before leaving her for good nobody imagines blaming virat kohli if anushka s movie flops or amitabh bacchan for an immensely talented jaya bhaduri going off the screen yet the paradox is that relationships and marriages have always worked much better for men than from women statistics show that married men live longer suffer less depression and alcoholism and are more successful than their single counterparts exactly the opposite is true for women more depression less career success and hence less earning potential and reduced life span trends that the american journalist and author elizabeth gilbert summed up as the marriage benefit imbalance in her book committed the imbalance gets multiplied many times in our overtly macho and misogynistic culture a culture which refuses to recognize marital rape as a cognizable offence is hardly expected to acknowledge the distinct identity of the wife or the girl friend and the more strongly they try to assert their identity the sharper will be the backlash anushka is no veiled wallflower who lives in the shadow of her man she is smart independent and cerebral and is as comfortable holding her boy friend s hands as doing unconventional movies little surprising that she becomes the favourite roast of a nation which still sings its odes to celibacy and non romantic love while expecting warm food on the table crisply ironed shirts laid out on the bed and the all consenting breeding machines to ensure the perpetuity of an imperfect race you brazenly break the stereotype then live with the abuse it was your choice you see filed under community and tagged anushka sharma leave a comment apr 6 30 pros of having a bong neighbour posted on april 6 2015 by rimjhim ray standard never run out of pink jaylusils the bong loves to eat and he would rather pop his jaylusil than jaywalk or any other form of walk to digest all the elaborate meals he eats borrow one when you need or cough syrup the bong s fear of cold is legendary so he will always be stacked with generous doses of cough syrup that can cure coughs of any intensity don t mind the fish just keep the room freshener handy the fish raises a stink especially if the household loves the infamous sutki believe me you could have done worse be treated to bajarer tholi in multiple colours how seriously the bong takes his eating is evident from how seriously he takes his weekly shopping so he has neatly color coded bags for the vegetables the mutton and the fish admire the art work watch the nakhras of chapar ma the bengali mem sahib loves her maid in waiting and for some reason the maid s original name is forgotten and she is fondly called chapar maa after a largely absent chapa chapar ma almost wields as much influence and has as much style as mem sahib they own the neighbourhood library under one roof every respectable bong household will have the boi er almari the phoren returned bong will insist calling it almirah if you are borrowing a book make sure you return it wrapped in brown paper so that the favors continue the tantalizing aroma of kasundi or the mustard sauce it is worth making friends with a bong for just this you are forgiven if you smuggle it out under a shawl a pretty fiery bong teen for a neighbour brush up on your karl marx and your annual marks before dating her though and her mom the bengali boudi who wears back less blouses and sports large bindis will make most men go weak in their knees it isn t a crime to ogle as long as you do it tastefully the good dada the bengali dada is the most affable neighbour if you can tolerate his psychoanalysis of every incident occurring in this universe from pinochet to pinochio he has an opinion on everything barring that he is pretty harmless the melodious morning alarm every bong household has atleast one person who can sing so you wake up to fusion rabindra sangeet well better than honey singh s vodka anyday someone who can tell you how bymkesh bakshi is pronounced so that you claim your intellectual right to watch the sleuth in action the india s got talent household not just a singer an average bong household will also have a painter a writer a dancer a debator an orator an alligator ok the last is a typo no sweat over your phd thesis you only have to keep dada in good humour and never call boudi aunty the introduction to the mysterious world of bengali dak naam you will hear the doting bengali mom call her kids by an amazing variety of names you may finally start piecing together why a boy is called pompa even the dogs have elaborate names what do you call your dog tommy learn from the bong boudi she will have a 108 imaginative names for her beloved dog the mishtir thala the bong will feed you with special kolkata sweets on every good occasion which is usually 12 times a year because his kids will keep acing all exams the occasional torko to fight or quarrel are above bong sensibilities but yes he loves his refined torko if that degenerates into a fist fight it isn t really the same thing the football fundas never slip on the difference between messi and ronaldo again the bong guys have all the stats the walking versions of quora com have a question the bong has an answer period referee the ghoti bangal debate if you have a neighbour from east bengal and one from west you will be caught in the constant verbal exchange between them you can choose to be martyred or choose to watch the fun the 50 lessons of being a bhadralok learn the nuances of babugiri from the bengali bhadralok complete with the koncha learn to play the dhak move over guitar playing the dhak is uber cool every bong can or atleast pretends to play the dhak pick up a treat caste no bar the liberal bong will not mind who you are where are you from as long as you love him generous dose of sabdhanis the bong uncle lives in eternal fear of being robbed mobbed kidnapped or teleported his many locks on his door will inspire you to be a little more cautious too a handy trait in today s world the annual function is taken care of outsource all the annual day cultural stuff to your bong neighbours and put your feet up they are good natured and broad minded enough to accommodate one daler mehndi number they will draw the line at mika though you will be relentlessly tortured about the proper meaning of nyaka but thank your stars that that s where most bong expletives stop sail through all local quiz competitions with your neighbour in tow the collective bong gk shames the wikipedia the dada vs dada fights you have your sachin he has his sourav the fights can be entertaining ways of beating the blues after india s loss in every third overseas match no gain without pen the bongs love their literature outsource all your writing you may get away with sneaking in the laundry list to him and catch the afternoon nap filed under community 1 comment dec 15 asche bochor uber hobe the malaise of a chalta hai country posted on december 15 2014 by rimjhim ray standard the ban on uber was a tad surprising but a not altogether unexpected move we are infamous for knee jerk reactions all the metal detectors that are installed after every bomb blast all the dustbins that are emptied sometime on crowded roads raising a stink if not help nab the culprit all the sand bags that are positioned in front of hotels after gun men storm them all buses are installed with cctvs after a woman is brutalized in one of them and left to die of course things soon return to normal and are attributed to our enormous resilience the metal detectors stop working the dustbins overflow with filth and a bomb may get thrown in with nobody noticing the police posted on the sandbags look inadequately armed because obviously the funding can be better used elsewhere and the cctvs are vandalized leaving women at the mercy of lecherous men with the collective rise of hashtag activism and the crowd conscience the kneejerk reactions have become stronger add to it the myth of a strong government that desperately needs substantiation so while uber may have escaped with a rap on the knuckles earlier it is now banned questions of course remain will the government also ban several other less famous taxi operators who flout as many if not more rules as uber will it crack down on the unholy nexus of touts police and travel officials which routinely dole out fake licenses character certificates etc will the government also show a strong backbone in dealing with global giants who carelessly flout all norms in our third world country a kfc for eg selling rice with artificial colours not suitable for consumption will the government ensure that serial offenders such as shiv kumar yadav are properly tagged and not just let to wander at abandon we know the answers as soon as the media attention on this one wanes and that also we are told this day is controlled depending who is benefiting and who is paying the price for the attention things will return to normal and we will have sickening tributes to our strength our courage our resilience spare us those tributes because what you call strength is the weakness of a country which has long ago stopped believing in fairness and justice what you call resilience is our collective helplessness what manifests as courage is a false bravado hiding each of our fears of being killed maimed raped by a callous system the country of course goes on propped by a false sense of pride in our jugaad in our chalta hai attitude for such a country symptomatic reactions such as banning uber is enough beyond that it depends on your skills or rather your luck on how suited you are to survive the jungle this makes me think of an example in a slightly different context if you have been in bengal during a durga puja you would have invariably joined in the optimistic asche bochor abar hobe renditions on dasami or the immersion day in a chalta hai country that same refrain plays in my mind with a drastically opposite effect a kind of numb cold fear for i know for sure the rape in a taxi or a bus or a building will happen again that freak poisoning of a dozen women in a hospital will happen again the children will die again the terrorists will come again the only difference is tomorrow it may be me die another day filed under uncategorized 1 comment oct 13 bong nama 10 reasons why you should not take on a bong posted on october 13 2014 by rimjhim ray standard rice gun move over taser move over chloroform this is a more sure fire slow killer if you have to fight a duel with a bong never accept an invitation of one last meal he will stuff you and stuff you with rice and then gently behead you when you snore ok bongs never behead they just scare you that they will poetry if the rice has not worked the bong will try poetry if you survive you can make it to mangalyaan without any further medical tests cha one advantage that a bong has and you do not have is his infinite pool of energy thanks to the gallons of tea he drinks so if you are fighting with a bong never grant him a tea break kaal char everytime a bong is losing a battle he will unleash kaalchaar on you and while you try to understand what will happen at 4 tomorrow he will prove that you have as much kaalchaar to fill his chayer cup there you lose period muffler every kungfu bong s lethal weapon till the time it is around his neck you are safe a bit like that cobra around shiv s neck no one has seen this but legend has it a bong and his muffler can conquer the world baak lash what he lacks in brawn he makes up in baak by the time he is through with his word play you think boxing is cake walk batar juto the bong is faithful he has stuck to the same old batar juto for 50 years so the bata shoe also never deserts him and don t underestimate that batar jutos kick all bongs are unsuccessful football players fish bone the punjabis have their kirpans we have our macher kanta try arguing with a vicious bone stuck in your throat try try bowdi if the bong guy cannot win his war with you he will unleash his wife on you yes the boudi and no matter what sleazy wildstone ads have led you to believe seducing a bong woman is tougher than seducing the yeti and she does not take kindly to her husband being insaalted only she has that right take a bow faithful wife his maa the last ace in his sleeve this is when the boudi has been finally seduced and won over but nothing will turn the mother against her son she defends him more ferociously than our pm irons his kurtas you might as well put your tail between your legs and run filed under uncategorized 1 comment sep 21 city of bhoy posted on september 21 2014 by rimjhim ray standard bhoy hoy sotti khub bhoy hoy rate aka berote airport theke taxite uthte amonki gariahater more autor jonno darate rast sobe dosta akhono rastaye lok ache kintu ora keu asbe na chitkar kore dakleo na ar tarpor sobai ak jot hoye bolbe sajano ghotona rate aka dariyechilo kharap meye tai bhoy hoy yes i feel scared an emotion i had never felt in kolkata when i spent my student life here frustration despair exasperation maybe at a lazy languorous city which stopped to breathe in to smell the flowers to feel the breeze where the delhi s and the mumbai s rushed on yet the city had an identity a fiercely rebellious yet surprisingly warm one differentiated by its passionate love for poetry food festivals the city probably lost out on the bottom lines but more than made up with its warmth its intellect its cultural capital and surpassing everything was its compassion the ...