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her out his stomach decided for him he picked up his burger for another bite and asked so do you make a good living doing that not bad about two hundred k a year a piece of his half chewed burger caught in his throat he started coughing violently until it dislodged he snatched his soda and began gulping down the liquid trying to sooth the soreness oh my bananas are you okay peggie asked steve coughed a few more times before responding in a scratchy voice i m okay after making sure he was okay peggie returned to eating her own sandwich she took big bites and chewed slowly her giant eyes watched as he sat there not saying a word she placed down her sandwich and asked a bit much so you toss pebbles around and people pay you two hundred thousand for that she nodded yup it s a real head splitting sport you re putting me on nope deadly serious she sucked on her soda steve shook his head and laughed well that s cool best i ve ever done is come in second in the 200 yard dash when i was eleven you seem nice she said leaning over to get a better look at him the whole floor buckled as a loud boom sounded the door to the restaurant exploded inwards as a large creature burst through the monster looked at peggie and roared it started charging towards them steve watched as she deftly drew a pouch from her pocket and took out a smooth blue pebble in less than a second the little stone punched through the creature s head with a spray of black blood the monster collapsed to the floor sliding across the slick surface to peggie s feet she looked over at steve with a huge grin and said that never gets old steve tried to speak but only managed to squeak out a few incomprehensible words he took a deep breath and managed to utter you really are the world champion pebble thrower cinderella goddess of thunder on may 7 2018 may 7 2018 by bradley corbett in imagisterius 2 comments a grandfather opened a storybook and began reading to his granddaughter a long time ago in a land far away there lived a young girl ella she was the apple of her father s eye and the two had many grand adventures together as ella grew older her father wanted her to experience life with a mother since ella s mother had passed a few months after ella had been born the father came home from a long trip to the country bringing home his new bride who already had two young girls of her own both not much older than ella within weeks tragedy struck and the father passed away ella could not be consoled and the step mother had her dragged to the attic ella found that her new mother was cruel and her new step sisters equally as cruel ella became a servant in her new home she would spend many nights with tears in her eyes staring at the fire thinking of her father the soot stained her clothes and skin and her long blond hair her step sisters started calling her cinderella the granddaughter interrupted the story bobo this is boring is it well what would you change the young girl s grandfather asked here let me take over the girl snatched the book oh and can you read that doesn t matter i ll tell you the true story of cinderella the girl began narrating the story there was a boring king who had a son who i guess needed a wife i asked mommy about why and she said it was a dumb custom they had back then well in order to get the lazy son married the king held a ball asking every eligible girl to come well the nasty step sisters and step mom gave cinderella so much work she didn t get to go but while at the ball a giant flying wyrm swooped down and ate many of the maidens including the nasty step mom and step sisters the mean ol dragon kept the king and prince hostage they couldn t go out to keep the kingdom in order and chaos was everywhere cinderella went to the old tree near where her mother rested while she was a little happy she no longer had a nasty step mother and step sisters she was sad that everything around her was terrible then something magical happened an old man with one eye came out from within the tree and said i am the old god woden you have a good heart and you will be rewarded cinderella didn t know what to say the really old man was full of mirth and joy and said cinderella i grant you the powers of thor you are now the goddess of thunder go free the kingdom he handed her the giant hammer mjölnir and vanished once she gripped the hammer she found herself in glamorous armor without sleeves to show off her sexy muscular arms and she had a magnificent cape a purple cape as that is my favorite color she flew right away to the castle and challenged the mean dragon a few slaps with her hammer the dragon was slain and the kingdom was free the prince asked her to be his wife but she turned him down she didn t want no lazy prince instead she traveled the world protecting people from mean ol nasty things the end the grandfather looked down at his granddaughter who was quite pleased with her story and said i think your parents let you watch too many marvel movies remember me on may 3 2018 may 4 2018 by bradley corbett in imagisterius 17 comments this is a bit longer piece of fiction it s almost a short story i am super curious to see what you think about it so don t be afraid to leave a comment in the penny jar below roger looked at his phone no new messages and it was 15 minutes after four she was late he didn t even know who she was a mysterious message telling him to meet with an empowered woman who had been saving people around the city for the last five years river oak city was barely a city so to have its own empowered vigilante was a pretty big deal but as a journalist for the local paper he thought he would have heard about one in the last five years a woman walked through the door every person in the coffee shop stared at her completely mesmerized she was tall and wearing a stunning red dress with matching heels she had immaculate pale skin which contrasted nicely with her golden blond hair and ruby red lips her large shamrock green eyes had a mystical essence that kept the patron of the coffee shop riveted the glamorous woman sat across from roger and smiled roger thought he saw a shimmer of sadness wash across her face before she spoke hello roger sorry i m late how have you been i ve been he stopped in confusion and then said i m sorry but do i know you i think i would remember you leave quite an impression she laughed it was a pleasant laugh which had a mystical tone that brought up images of a faraway grassy hill covered with mist after the brief laugh she said one would think well are you ready for the biggest exclusive of your life i am he said bringing out his notepad and pen do you have an audio recorder you ll want one no video though he pulled his audio recorder from his pocket and placed it on the table she brought up her hands and cupped them over his her lips turned into a large smile at his discomfort he removed his hands slowly and she pressed the record button he coughed holding his hand to his mouth for the record i am speaking with a woman who claims to be an empowered individual who has been protecting river oak city for the last five years what is your name freyja freyja that s norse isn t it it is very good she said tell me freyja what are your abilities that you consider yourself an empowered there is not a person who looks at me that can keep focused on the task at hand i simply have to be present and anyone trying to commit a crime will keep their entire attention on me and forget what they were trying to do this hypnotic aura allows me to subdue any criminal with a simple suggestion that they fall asleep roger shifted in his chair while he tapped his pen after a few moments of silence he commented that is quite unique do you have any other abilities i am quite strong physically which is typical for an empowered person my aura seems to interfere with video recording any attempt to record me ends up in static how is it we have never heard of you before now she pursed her lips and closed her eyes she drew in a deep breath before opening her eyes she gazed at roger for a good minute before responding minutes after i am gone people lose all memory of me it s as if i was never in the room well that seems pretty terrible roger commented can you turn off your aura i can t i have worked with the best trainers dealing with empowered but nothing has worked and yes it is a giant downside i would imagine you feel quite lonely a tear slid down her cheek and she nodded if you were to ask me what my greatest desire is it is to have a connection to be remembered roger didn t quite know why but he reached out and held her hand she smiled and the two sat in silence after a few minutes she took her hand back and coughed roger shook his head in attempt to focus he looked over and asked what triggered your abilities it was the great acorn charity ball six years ago i was there with my fiancé when the fearsome six crashed the event to rob everyone i remember that event i was there to cover it for the paper she nodded i know when the six stormed the event center i hid behind a table with my fiancé i was so scared but he held his arm around me i felt safe in that moment then one of them threatened to kill the mayor that was the moment i changed it felt like a switch inside of me flipped i stood up and yelled stop to my surprise they stopped everyone stopped all eyes were on me and no one moved soon after the police arrived and apprehended the six i thought that would be the end of it and went looking for my fiancé i found him but he didn t know me i tried to convince him of who i was who we were together but it didn t work i didn t know until later that i had changed physically but that wasn t why he didn t recognize me he had no memory of me whatsoever my previous self died in that moment and freyja was born roger didn t quite know how to respond he was stunned at her brief story tears came to his eyes he felt the sadness emanating from her and he choked out i am so sorry no need to apologize it isn t your fault you d better continue your interview i don t want to leave it on that note she said how is it that you have kept on the path of helping people with abilities like yours you could be a serious dark empowered i have been tempted anytime i feel the desire to do something terrible i make time to meet with my former fiancé seeing him helps remind me that there are good people out there worth fighting for that must be very difficult she gave a curt nod very but it is worth it oh is it worth it roger continued his interview with her asking various questions about her adventures and the crimes she had stopped the minutes passed quickly as the two talked it ended when her phone buzzed she looked at it and said i m sorry roger but i have to go it s been good seeing you again the two stood and she embraced him with a firm hug she held him for a very long time not wanting to let go roger was about to say something when she let go and then vanished out the door roger sat down what an unusual experience he had met the most remarkable wait was he speaking with someone he looked down at his audio recorder it was still recording he looked at the scribbles on his notepad pure gibberish why would he record nothing and scribble nonsense he shook his head and deleted the recording he must be crazy to sit at a coffee shop and record nothing mythology on april 29 2018 by bradley corbett in 42 7 comments i once took an online class about mythology which was interesting but not what i was looking for i wanted a class talking about specific mythology but this dealt with the concept of mythology in general my biggest take away from what the professor was teaching is that often we get in our heads that mythological stories only have one real version but the reality is that even during the time these stories were a big thing there were countless versions basically it s all fiction this means mythology can be whatever we want it to be i must admit this concept was fascinating because i remember being one of those people that set the stories of the greek or egyptian gods i learned in school as the only true versions and i would get annoyed when i heard alternate versions i really had to change my mindset on this funny enough i see people have issues with different takes on mythology in current fiction for example i know several people that hate the sparkly vampires from twilight but here is the thing vampires are not real any of us are able to create vampires however we want or need for a story and it is valid so as much as you might hate the idea of sparkly vampires from stephanie myers they are as valid as the macabre vampires of anne rice another thing that has come up was in 2014 marvel comics swapped genders of some of their super heroes including thor i remember there was several people commenting online their displeasure over this change me personally i thought it was great these stories are pure fiction and can change so much from different artist and writer combinations that a gender or race swap doesn t bother me so writers remember it s all fiction and go nuts readers remember it is all fiction and keep your mind open to changes because something has always been done one way doesn t mean it always needs to be done that way the bar on april 26 2018 april 26 2018 by bradley corbett in imagisterius 7 comments and more flash fiction my hopes is that after awhile of writing flash fiction i can attempt a longer story if you were wondering why all the fiction lately derrick sauntered into the bar he slicked back his stylish brown hair and cast his eyes over the crowd milling about sitting at the end of the bar was a man in an expensive suit and shoes derrick licked his lips and approached the stranger he wiped the stool next to the man with his sleeve and sat down the man smelled like he was drenched with cheap aftershave and booze derrick looked over at him and asked what you having the man looked over at derrick and said sorry kid you re not my style derrick shrugged and responded i think you misunderstand me grandpa i m just looking for a little conversation i like to meet new people and hear their stories the man snorted grandpa cute i like it you re not so bad kid you have name derrick signaled to the bar tender to bring two of what the stranger was drinking and then replied derrick what about you the name is cabe well drink up cabe it s on me cabe downed the drink and wiped his mouth with a napkin he gasped that hits the spot so cabe you look a bit down things not right with the mrs cabe held the next drink in his hand and said not married no i m having vampire troubles derrick almost tipped his glass and blurted vampire troubles crazy right i am a vampire hunter and work has been a bit down this year do you know anything about vampires only what i ve seen in the movies cabe downed another glass of the dark liquid and then said garbage all of it this 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