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he millions of poor souls consigned to the hell of seven thousand monumental oops for having made massive mistakes are looking at each other this week and saying that dick cheney guy what a douche lesson learned editorial note above quotes may not be entirely historically accurate posted in current events politics republicans not from texas 2 replies open carry relationship posted on june 12 2014 by greg 4 it s time time for me to admit the truth i ve avoided talking about this for years but now it s out in the open my parents have come out of the closet so i might as well accept it and get on with my life my parents have an open carry relationship they hid it from me at first i suppose they were ashamed maybe they even denied it to themselves to each other but you can t deny who you are forever you can t deny the things you love most and my parents well they love the second amendment and guns they used to hide their love they hid their guns denied their constitutional rights tried to be normal but it was just too hard too unfair too dishonest so they decided to come out of the gun closet just to family and friends at first they began to wear their guns around the house it was embarrassing at first but it made them happy so i smiled and tried to be understanding i figured that so long as they didn t touch their triggers in front of me it would be okay they re my parents after all you have to love your parents don t you but it wasn t enough for them to wear their guns in the privacy of our home they decided to flaunt their gun love openly in public on the streets and at the library and in stores and even and it shames me to say this but i have to because it s true they even wore their guns to church everybody saw them the neighbors my friends children my god the children and still that wasn t enough they made a video celebrating their firearm love they say there s nothing to be ashamed of it s natural they say they didn t choose to love the second amendment they didn t choose to love guns they were born that way they say they understand some people will be offended by their behavior some people will hate them some will even be afraid but they say it s just for self defense they d never force anybody else to wear guns but then they wrote the book a book for children that s when i realized the truth they were recruiting children they want children to grow up and be gun lovers too they want their lifestyle to become mainstream my parents i know now are completely insane maybe they really were born that way or maybe when they were innocent children somebody exposed them to guns and it warped their personalities i don t know it doesn t matter they are who they are i ve asked them to get help to talk to a therapist but they won t listen these are my parents they re in an open carry relationship i m afraid their love for guns will continue to grow i m afraid of what might happen to them afraid of what they might do to others and there s nothing i can do to stop them posted in current events guns 4 replies not alarmed enough posted on june 10 2014 by greg 9 i don t have time today to write about this properly but here s something to think about y all already know about jerad and amanda miller the young married couple who shot and killed two las vegas police officers as they were having lunch then proceeded across the street to kill another person in a wal mart before killing themselves but did you know this police believe the couple walked the four miles to cici s pizza where officers alyn beck 42 and igor soldo 32 were having lunch in a booth let me repeat that they walked four miles before they started shooting and further did you know this a neighbor who saw them set off on foot sunday morning with a red shopping cart carrying weapons and ammunition was not alarmed enough to call police so think about this these two people walked for four miles to a busy shopping area on a sunday while carrying a shotgun and several handguns and pushing a shopping cart holding hundreds of rounds of ammunition and nobody they passed by felt any need to notify the police why the murdered las vegas police officers because nevada is an open carry state because it s perfectly legal in nevada to go wandering around with firearms and a shopping cart full of ammunition because until they walked into the pizza restaurant and opened fire they were presumed to be responsible gun owners didn t matter that jerad miller was a felon who wasn t allowed to own a firearm didn t matter that these two had espoused hateful ideologies and talked about killing police officers didn t matter at all wayne lapierre nra spokesman i ve written about these open carry fuckwits before you cannot tell the difference between an armed second amendment fuckwit and a mass murderer by looking at them you can t tell them apart until the bullets start flying we can thank the national rifle association for that the nra and the cowardly greedhead legislators they ve paid off through campaign contributions two police officers dead and pretty soon it ll happen again and then again and again and on and on because that s the world the nra has given us and unless we the people stand up on election day and frogmarch every last one of these conscienceless bastards out of congress nothing will ever change posted in another mass shooting current events guns stuff that s just fucking stupid 9 replies firearm related cryptorchidism posted on june 4 2014 by greg 2 you guys guess what yesterday i suggested the pea sized testicles of the national rifle association had started to descend you see they d published a short editorial entitled good citizens and good neighbors the gun owners role in which they said it was weird and scary and counterproductive for the gun owning community for fuckwits to openly go toting rifles and shotguns into private businesses i mean even the nra seemed to recognize that shoppers at target and home depot do not want to see a guy in camo pants and an ar 15 slung over his shoulder buying duct tape in the hardware aisle the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun and some oreos i was wrong today the nra s shriveled testicles crawled back up inside making a little ploop sound as they disappeared they apologized to the fuckwits and blamed it all on some low level staffer referred to this type of behavior as weird or somehow not normal and that was a mistake it shouldn t have happened i ve had a discussion with the staffer who wrote that piece and expressed his personal opinion our job is not to criticize the lawful behavior of fellow gun owners it s totally not weird to carry mr kalashnikov s fine semi auto rifle while shopping at target it s perfectly normal to be afraid to go to the market and buy oreo cookies unless you ve got your bushmaster over your shoulder and are ready to defend yourself from you know from those other shoppers at target i mean there might be some crazy bastard there with a gun or a terrorist maybe you never know oh and we need to get a birthday card for kyle anyway the nra s testicles have fully retracted or disappeared altogether i know i said otherwise and that was a mistake it shouldn t have happened my job is not to criticize the fuckwitted behavior of crack brained dolts well okay it kinda is my job posted in current events guns stuff that s just fucking stupid 2 replies cane toads of politics posted on june 3 2014 by greg 15 this surly looking sumbitch is a cane toad they re big hungry bastards native to south and central america when i say big hungry bastards i really mean big the largest cane toad on record was something like 15 inches from asshole to nose weighed nearly six pounds and i mean hungry cane toads are ravenous they ll eat anything plants garbage dog food other amphibians reptiles small rodents these guys have been known to kill and eat birds and they ve been around forever archeologists have found fossil cane toads dating back to the miocene we re talking at least five million years ago they re survivors not just because they re big hungry bastards though that helps they re survivors because they reproduce at an insane rate a single clutch laid by a cane toad contains around 30 000 eggs that s like three times the number laid by ordinary toads and frogs because they re such big bastards you d think they d be a prime target for predators right not so much because these guys are also poisonous they secrete a powerful bufotoxin that can kill most animals so big hungry astonishingly fecund and poisonous in general it s wise not to fuck around with these toads but people are greedy and stupid so that s exactly what we ve done we introduced them to sugar cane fields in hawaii in the caribbean in the philippines and in australia to gain control over rats and beetles and other pests and hey it worked the toads ate the rats they ate the beetles they ate the pests and then they just kept eating everything else everything else now cane growers are desperately trying to find some way to control the warty bastards to keep them in their place and they re finding it really really difficult see these guys they re a species of political cane toad gun nuts climate nuts religious nuts abortion nuts conspiracy nuts all cane toads the republican party has turned them loose in the cane fields of political discourse in order to gain control of congress and hey it worked the gop fed these groups a steady diet of fear and suspicion and rage and they ate it up like any invasive species the extremists found an ecological niche and began to chow down initially the gop was pleased with the results but now things are getting dicey the republicans are beginning to see the problem with invasive species cane toads don t stop being cane toads just because the beetles are gone they re still hungry and they re still poisonous and they don t stop we ve seen that most recently with the yahoos of open carry texas a couple of days ago the national rifle association found themselves in the improbable position of suggesting the open carry folks in texas might want to moderate their behavior w hile unlicensed open carry of long guns is also typically legal in most places it is a rare sight to see someone sidle up next to you in line for lunch with a 7 62 rifle slung across his chest much less a whole gaggle of folks descending on the same public venue with similar arms let s not mince words not only is it rare it s downright weird and certainly not a practical way to go normally about your business while being prepared to defend yourself to those who are not acquainted with the dubious practice of using public displays of firearms as a means to draw attention to oneself or one s cause it can be downright scary it makes folks who might normally be perfectly open minded about firearms feel uncomfortable and question the motives of pro gun advocates well they got that right when you re snacking down on your burrito at chipotle or shopping for a new crowbar at home depot seeing a gaggle of armed men enter the premises might make a person really fucking uncomfortable the response of open carry supporters many have cut up their nra membership cards the nra is no longer extreme enough on the second amendment we see that same response across a wide spectrum of social issues that s where the republican party is today that s why there are almost no moderate republicans in office that s why we don t see any pragmatic republicans any environmentally friendly republicans any pro choice republicans cane toads by the way are cannibalistic they don t mind eating their own kind posted in current events guns politics stuff that s just fucking stupid 15 replies discovered follow gregfallis com on wordpress com recent posts may in monochrome rained out in which i look at an old photo part 9 is he making this up as he goes along obiviously iran 1 america 0 categories categories select category another 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