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after all winter s dogend spells an ill wind crisp blows in as horny handed thugs on drugs sporting primrose neckties shiny yellow wellies hard nut to crack walnut titfers suspended on high rise hopes twitching in direct sunlight through x ray specs collude see the world through blue crystal galoshes breaking in wind spirits to get up gallop thru upstairs vacant chambers confidential papers scatter still a radio that plays non stop filling up swallow moods trying to keep cool tarry on raving on like long john donne aloof in trailblazer and spats ready crispy salty dogman star of screech and squirm declares give me stimulus prod me spur me move me so i can be free of not to suffer top hat teasers out for sleazy crosswords parlous yahoo games involving cointreau baileys shots in soft focus dens of nice watching big as brass high production value adverts for findus fish fungus or thinly slithered roast beef dinners comemorating hovis presley play for today the glittering prize bully bill brando i claudia that s when they built it grenfell tower 1974 nice day to start again says missus windsock keeping time only time will tell babs darling only time will forget as well said toby wiseacre uninvited speaker of the hose declaiming from the sassy moll forgetting without forgiving is bemusing there s the nub of it the nub and the numb of it the hub and the hum of it the dim and the dumb of it the whim and the won of it the rum and the rub of off he goes flying on a frightful fancy observed lofty gates suburban poet with altitude sickness going nowhere slow slow quick flick slow just hanging around till the balloon goes upstairs to ablute in a fountain of lux bubblebath the drowning drowners drowned all around dark faces full of hate and cinders flying in the face of fiddled facts gross collusion guaranteed public enquiry found lying asleep in long grass we don t believe in you you don t believe in you way beyond a joke this is now you re taking the piss sez u whose kidneys who ate all the pies that s where you ll find the culprit among the obese me i was not there had some granola the very next day bathed in milk honey and half a huge banana still destitute mind you but my chakras are radiant from superfoods mindfulness gerontocracy the next generation it seems with jeremy theresa starring as the latterday clive dunn penelope keith there s no one quite like grandad but granma s a stuck up bitch too polite to say it mind well brought up make it known in other ways ambiguity witticism raspberry blowing grammar school proves itself once again refinement a cut above aloof flawed character building bough of burnished gold sparrows of desire lark about in mockery smash rental crockery 1 comment arsewiper may 6 2017 grimbeau chronicle flash fiction writing here and then not here more there than here before what seems a six month since a half year or more or maybe less there or thereabouts either way one time there after a time there there and elsewhere that is elsewhere most of it there or thereabouts though day after day after thus somewhat similar or samey as some say here and not here more than here of late nothing new of note than that must there be something of note yes nothing of note to note apart from this no things to say i deem worth saying no thing to relate no momentum no notes must there always be momentum um stuck or stopped or stuck and stopped i ve had my moments i ll have you know what ideas moments what ones huh cannot remember just like that at the drop of a hat but i wrote them down to make them unreal evidence detailed records data scars oh yes i have evidence of ideas some of these ideas have been esteemed people thanked and liked you people with without names names the same as yours what is the matter something is wrong is something not right yes something is wrong you mean like amiss i meant like awry all that doesn t stir all that proved nothing refuted nothing all that doesn t stir all that proved nothing refuted nothing umm people with no names then an agonie enneyeuse a pain in the arse leave a comment mugwump blues april 27 2017 april 27 2017 grimbeau chronicle flash fiction writing campaign trailer trash mental men prefer blonde muddle headed mophead mugwump windbag why not i give in to it let confusion rain full blast not fearing fear or fervour just let all feeling pass am i not worth overlooking opinion is united on that an overwhelming snap majority call proves it social media mendicant loving off ones wits modern politicians grubby little shits i rings the chimes at midnight i sings of buffalo you sniggers in derision you piss off the sun and spits into my face who is the mugguomp leave a comment gift horse lament april 26 2017 grimbeau cinema flash fiction writing empty horses fragrant middling dreams of fair hairgusts inner moaning breeze antipasta herions dress gentle evening trees harvey comes to mind stroking my hand in acron pookas in the night exchanging trances now it is safe to go out into the wider world wonder wander beyonder let nomads cast asunder property of the windbag blowing around pigeon lofts a wayward party pooper running out of puff like salamanders and grapefruits like junipers and musk wills twisted crushed annihilations stupid gene leave a comment frottaging april 21 2017 april 21 2017 grimbeau flash fiction writing pipedreamer tobias lundyford purveyor of snuff truffles since 1666 to the discerning the hoc polloi cognoscenti of the abundant snoutfull of zap so read the remaining legend on the swinging verbose ensign when it all came down at once that frightful april afternoon no worries shit happens mumbled indoors just go about your business merrily as appropriate to presenting circumstance aware eye out for the main chance the inner tube was calloused puffy pink cheap as cheap advice spiced out since swithin s cruel snowfall do not forget the onion soup recipe for disaster mulligatawny the long postponed reunion with the gruesome toussaint small encounter groups colluding congealing more like turn the sausages down sense marginal jeopardy eerie syncopation vibes gps was not all they said it was cracked up to be there was a wasp spring had sprung the hard work had just begun standing outside now looking up to smile proof reading a restoration tragedy daniel winced at the smell of posies wretched from the stench of death vomited at the sight of his beloved being thrown on the death cart her wasted cadaver unsellable for glue supply you see first outstripped then swamped demand subsequently the value of plump duchesses had fallen ten percent on the dax daniel formed a prong in his tissue and dabbed the corners of his mouth of the sour puke experiencing as he so often did a blistered euphoria involuntary bursts of bad breath engulfed keen tulips trolled in the plunderworld open an outside window collapsed in the street subcutaneous mites kept him keen to soft abstraction news stand plastic rosebuds cute pot walloping villains sniggering over cauldrons cackle and crackle hiccup and hackle waft comes sudden warm bread rests its greensward farls getting pretty fo mulligatawny my fave by a country mile thus finally banishing foul smell of bland dyspepsia back into the sod all of om watching vestry ride again crossroads up ahead places where old roads meet new sunshine and shadow field stream dream meadow willow warm bag of scented oatmeal soothes april shivers us stringless voracious kites circle come dusk over swaying eucalyptus airwaves collude midstream raucous flaxen haired scent of strange foreboding leave a comment doggo minus catapult february 7 2017 february 7 2017 grimbeau flash fiction writing childhood crimes misdemeanours rural guerilla warfare time for a bite after a long steady haul so far playtime play nicely now you hear me no more pelting rocks at old ladies backsides as they are passing by they know that it s you that s doing it don t pretend they don t or me either never make out you don t or you ll end up like the others hanging from the yardarm by the cross for crimes and misdemeanours that s you a misdemeanour alright a bloody misdemeanour stop that stop it now you re making i laugh she said she had a big bruise on her bum wanted to show me no i did not it was enough to keep a straight face as it was silly old cow best stop it though luv you might have someone s eye out and you don t want all that do you just play it doggo minus catapult 1 comment marrow cosh january 28 2017 february 3 2017 grimbeau chronicle cinema flash fiction writing antebellum land surveying pathfinders tall tales of derring do the gurt wall of chingford after group send off encounter group fox foxtrotted through plush purpley neathy foothills of the atlas wormcasts and made marrow cosh in two shakes of lamb s tail a very short time indeed hypnotic jasmine soused the punic air we paused before taking what became a final knotty rise beyond lay debacle defiant and debauched in the shimmering cinnamon vale this time minus bagpipes blumenthal gritted a precious metal jaw with a drizzle of loose chippings and led the way down in a subtle mentholated conga 1 comment yellow ball in black white january 28 2017 february 6 2017 grimbeau flash fiction writing alan virginal chopper harris fa cup match report stretcher bearers trench war world of sport wrestling why how time it flies by late winter 1971 stanford bridge chelsea v crystal palace snow cleared pitch half built stands fans packed way up high roofless exposed steaming in freezing fog along vague touchlines vulturous st john s ambulancemen circulate keen to carry off the fallen i had martin peters once at swindon so i heard from danny la rue stop crunch yell whistle roar hush oooh ouch alan virginal s scythed down writhing in panto agony tearing at his hairdo with gusto chopper harris protests his innocence was not there never saw nothing pleads for mercy for forgiveness innocent as a choirboy dripping blood the pall bearers freeze in close up is this the moment the point of it all no magic sponge virginal rises slowly shakes his feathered blonde mane milks the crowd s outrage goes back to his corner all will hiss harris forever a risible cruelty is born 1 comment clocks back in the cut october 3 2016 october 3 2016 grimbeau chronicle cinema flash fiction writing timeshift the avocado to bed or not the sea wall hours pass the machinery churns the turtle turns what for the day what will it be good for grey exquisite grey supine grey passing day here we are warm familiar medium rare sloppy half arsed cut folk there will be radio titbits pauses for thought boss eyed glances through parallax window frames at the copious hedges the telephone and electric cables the bill strewn cluttered solid round pine table the dog will do the dog the pulls and stretches the piss in the plastic pot the preen the baldness the blank stare a snooze before a kip fore sake to wake to tea and two digestives there will be the luxus of indwelling the anxiety of buffoonery the avoidance of human contact on both sides on all sides the what aren t you doing with your allotted allotment certainly some ointment and molasses after the once every two days shower view original post 91 more words leave a comment cont ra flow september 7 2016 september 7 2016 grimbeau flash fiction writing breaking point disinvestment infrastructure stress thumb rules apply measure out time in black bin or green bin wednesdays excepting bank holidays thermonuclear warfare or some other hassle glitch contingency plans emergency crisis intervention cannot cope with this very much longer leave a comment hand in august 16 2016 grimbeau cinema flash fiction writing biblical romcom cautionary tale conflict dissolution folklorical jiggery pokery mummer s tale sibling rivals cupid and mustard one thought squid the other said mustard after squabbling they made up image this frightful flurry rents shark in fetid custard you get the picture all of this in a scarcely rippled paper cup poised precarious on cusp of a toothless hapsburg jaw feeling understandably gimpy thinkings about blood sugar and obese backing sniggers yet shy and pimply put it simply i wanton got a plaid scarf firm but fair in the haggle brandishing vintage scupperware said to the junta go fill your boots with pontiffs if you dare and quit looking at the world through cunt coloured spectacles all hull broke lose in the wash gawked on as gooks degobbled mindless symtoms squabbled inflicting swift jutes on blythe abrasia meanwhile on the qt short hand for quintessence bombasting eurasia sneaky varlets splurge rapacious naturally all crowds go wibbly wobbly mad swamp the cad who silly lad missed the car to soft asylum due to dropsy and snuffles they came from nowhere claimed a thumbnail probably homesick for there unconvinced we drooped off my conclusion hair pollution motto glove is a matey slender ding leave a comment purple berries june 2 2016 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