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the guild of grumpy blokes reborn the guild of grumpy blokes reborn and balanced on the biggest wave you race towards an early grave thursday february 21 2013 i m moving after today you ll find me at http www grocerjack2 blogspot co uk the new jack is back later mugs gj posted by ttt at 10 04 27 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest thursday october 18 2012 still testing of course but things continue to annoy the crap out of me so while i compile a list of things to natter about please bear with me the wheels of creative writing have rusted a little and i am gently easing them back into use with the help of some little practice runs on twitter and the like oh yes the world has moved on since grocerjack was retired and oh yes the grocer has embraced the world of twitter and he has plenty to say about that as well later mugs gj posted by ttt at 16 50 1 comment email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest sunday october 14 2012 dare i well dare i dare i step back into blogging dare i step into an overloaded world but this time more wizened more cynical more world weary and now in my ahem 50s now fully ensconced in a social media interconnected world of google facebook and twitter have i anything to say that s relevant well yes i think so even if its just to restore my sanity and to exercise the grey matter now that my ou degree days are done and also because i have more than just football to talk about which is where any writing and now podcasting has been concentrated perhaps there s scope for a podcast here who knows one thing is certain and that is things are changing and i belong to the middle aged generation fighting to remain relevant in a youth and celebrity obsessed world where my voice is struggling to be heard perhaps this could be a place for me to before contemplative as well as a place to rant moan and laugh i ve removed any adverts removed all age and language constraints and made it easier for comments from real people not idiots linking to advert sites or other bollocks so lets see how my appetite fairs as well as yours watch this space later mugs gj posted by ttt at 12 47 no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest friday november 18 2011 goodbye freedom well it s sort of goodbye freedom in the loose sense that we have any real freedom these days i refer of course to yet another piece of arse gravy nanny state ism emanating from the increasingly dictatorial and lunatic bma they want to ban smoking in cars yes that s you the person who likes a quick puff on your way to work the person who doesn t want to stand outside work for a fag but will sit in their own car their private property for a smoke it s all to protect the children apparently yes that s right the children who s parents have stopped letting them walk 500 yards to school the parents who fill their lunchboxes with mars bars and cheesestrings the parents who give them money for chips with everything school dinners the parents who use nintendo wii ps3 x box360 s as babyminders the parents who drink a couple of bottles of red in the evening as an example of how to drink responsibly it s intrusive it s the nanny state working overtime it s health fascism it s plain wrong lock the bma twats up in a room and let as many smokers as possible breathe into that room we really need to stop listening to fucking unelected know it all preaching intellectuals telling us what to do and influencing an already too powerful government into legislating for laws no one needs or asked for later mugs gj posted by ttt at 18 41 1 comment email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest saturday november 05 2011 destroy fifa this is a place for me to avoid sport in general if i have something to moan about regarding my sporting obsessions there s plenty of other sites for me to go but this fifa bans england from wearing the poppy has made the gj blood boil i respect the right for anyone not to wear the poppy that s the beauty of freedom of choice but no one has the right to prevent others wearing it the poppy is not a religious or political symbol anymore than the breast cancer ribbon it s a symbol of remembrance simple as that fifa is a corrupt vile obnoxious organisation headed ny a corrupt despot and yet our fa and countless governments endorse it by appeasing it they should hang their heads wear the shirts to hell with fifa donate the fine to the poppy fund damn them all and show them for the amoral organisation they are and then leave it quit walk away watch the others follow germany spain italy and most of the major european footballing nations would do the same and then brazil argentina usa and others fifa would crumble and a new organisation could follow one based on democratic and meritocratic principles plus ca change vive le revolution later you mugs gj posted by ttt at 20 22 no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest wednesday november 02 2011 i had a dream that i was at eton and had asked my mate little georgie osbourne as we knew him at eton if he fancied making me pay more tax work more hours take home less pay pay more duty on alcohol and cigars pay extra vat donate more to bankers bonuses up the price of gas and electricity throw some of my mates on the dole decimate the police dismantle the nhs reduce the armed forces capability whack up student fees stick his nose into the euro despite us not being in it cut the bbc stop the schools rebuilding programme engineer a continuing housing slump and increase the retirement age to stop me drawing a pension i ve been paying into for 33 years i asked if he could do all that in 18 months he just laughed and said impossible no party could do all that oh hang on later you mugs gj posted by ttt at 21 30 no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest tuesday november 01 2011 pain and more pain see that picture it s by james gillray depicting gout the gout as he calls it it s from 1799 back in the days when ibuprofen and voltarol would have sounded like russian city names it feels just as it looks a devil driving its teeth direct into the bone and completely latched on to you it hurts more than when i dislocated and fractured my hip in a motorbike accident in 1992 i ve never given birth but i reckon this comes close to that pain its ruined my new cycling exercise regime i can t sleep yeah it s pushing 8 on the grumpometer and the worst thing today just making it to the toilet only to find there s barely any loo roll left there s a roll upstairs but i just manage on 4 sheets used sparingly indignity and pain it s a double bonus day the goutdevil is snoozng now driven down by my inactivity and the voltarol when it s finally gone i will then set about finding it s nest and wiping it out completely later mugs gj apparently finding the trigger will be pure luck well the more i hunt the luckier i get posted by ttt at 16 45 1 comment email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest older posts home subscribe to posts atom modern life is shit modern life is generally shit things are spiralling out of control technology becomes even more baffling music less musical tv more celebrity obsessed fashion even more inexplicable everything is either ridiculously expensive or unethically cheap the world is burning but we re getting wetter we can t fart without health safety doing a risk assessment we re allegedly free but not in any true sense of the word every day we re ground down a little more the minority shout loudest life whizzes by even quicker as you get older and you can t find the brakes struck a chord got something to say well leave me a comment then you ve got a voice use it you know it makes sense some nice places fox s den the brilliant chelsea blog the players bbc news jacks faves absolute 60s 70s 80s planet rock music for my age 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