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heisenposting on tumblr explore communities change palette sign up log in unhinged karl heisenberg posting heisenposting exactly what it says on the tin it s actually just me posting whatever the fuck i want ask me anything follow posts heisenposting imagine karl heisenberg beats the shit out of your landlord in front of his wife and kids karl heisenberg imagine your f o imagine your fave re8 village resident evil village resident evil 8 1 17 heisenposting imagine karl heisenberg singlehandedly kills the health insurance industry karl heisenberg imagine your f o imagine your fave re8 re8 village resident evil village resident evil 8 please karl please help me help us all 3 1 19 heisenposting imagine karl heisenberg comes home and picks you up like a comforting teddy bear because it really hurt when he got his ewmn knuckle tattoo karl heisenberg imagine your f o imagine your fave re8 re8 village resident evil village resident evil 8 16 heisenposting imagine tying karl heisenberg to the bedposts with silk rope he thinks it s for a sexy little surprise but really you re downstairs on a zoom meeting and you re sick of him always trying to wave to the other meeting members karl heisenberg imagine your f o imagine your fave re8 re8 village resident evil village resident evil 8 5 3 38 heisenposting imagine you re taking karl heisenberg to buffalo wild wings the first time you order him every flavor of hot wings and all the beer he wants and you have a good time watching him enjoy flavor combos that he never thought possible before next week you take him for ethiopian food the next week for chinese then indian he eats everything he can get his hands on sips masala chaas drinks whole kettles of jasmine tea and he takes his time the two of you sit for hours at each restaurant enjoying each dish art first he was reluctant to go out but now each payday brings a treat for him he gets dressed up for the occasion he dozes off on the ride home after each feast only to feel well rested afterwards he puts on old records and slow dances with you his way of thanking you for helping him to explore the world in a gustatory way eventually he starts finding recipes for you to cook together and he develops a deep love for chili crisp and arrachera seasoning karl heisenberg imagine your f o imagine your fave re8 re8 village resident evil village resident evil 8 4 25 heisenposting imagine karl texts you this without context karl heisenberg re8 re8 village resident evil village resident evil 8 imagine your f o imagine your fave 2 11 heisenposting imagine karl heisenberg gets mad that you have other blorbos and gets even angrier when you call him your number one blorbo are you calling me fat is that what it is now karl heisenberg re8 re8 village resident evil village resident evil 8 rebhfun imagine your f o imagine your fave 7 heisenposting reblogged heisenposting follow we interrupt this heisenblog to announce that i m writing a ftm reader victor gideon one shot i have the brain worms and they re working overtime tonight heisenposting and it s going to be done before dawn heisenposting https archiveofourown org works 78201886 not an imagine victor gideon resident evil 9 resident evil requiem 2 10 heisenposting love s darkened path chapter 7 thrillho5000 biohazard resident evil gameverse archive of our own an archive of our own a project of the organization for transformative works archiveofourown org organization for transformative works time to suffer karl heisenberg re8 re8 village resident evil village resident evil 8 rebhfun karl heisenberg x oc not an imagine 3 2 heisenposting imagine karl heisenberg learns about the hell yeah white baby post and now he says it all the time karl heisenberg re8 re8 village resident evil village resident evil 8 rebhfun imagine your f o imagine your fave 2 15 heisenposting imagine karl heisenberg trying to explain to you that german people do too have a sense of humor karl heisenberg re8 re8 village resident evil village resident evil 8 rebhfun imagine your f o imagine your fave 1 14 heisenposting imagine that karl heisenberg is annoyed that you re learning a second or third language but it s not german why you have a perfect teacher standing right in front of you he s waving his arms emphatically and pacing around as he tells you how he can teach you all the really important words like scheisskopf and you calmly explain that you can already deduce what it means by watching him call the hoa chairperson that word every time they show up to take pictures of your weed choked scrap filled yard he stomps away into the garage where he watches das iteam pretending to understand office humor karl heisenberg re8 re8 village resident evil village resident evil 8 rebhfun imagine your fave imagine your f o 1 17 heisenposting imagine karl heisenberg is shit at constructing furniture from instructions but he loves to give you advice on how to assemble it properly anyway karl heisenberg re8 re8 village resident evil village resident evil 8 rebhfun imagine your f o imagine your fave 1 3 25 heisenposting imagine you work the night shift and karl waits up for you every night karl heisenberg re8 re8 village resident evil village imagine your f o imagine your fave resident evil 8 rebhfun 2 12 heisenposting imagine you tell karl heisenberg that you have cramps and he gets you a heating pad and makes you get off your feet for awhile karl heisenberg re8 re8 village resident evil village resident evil 8 rebhfun imagine your f o imagine your fave 5 heisenposting imagine you and karl heisenberg give each other shoulder rubs every day after a long shift or a session in the factory eventually you both take a couple s massage course and he has to try to hide his boner the whole time everyone can tell by how red his face is though and you gently poke fun at him on the way home he pushes his hat down a bit to hide his face and as soon as you both get inside he bites you all over as vengeance like an unruly cat karl heisenberg re8 re8 village resident evil village resident evil 8 imagine your f o imagine your fave nsfw i guess 6 heisenposting love s darkened path chapter 6 thrillho5000 biohazard resident evil gameverse archive of our own an archive of our own a project of the organization for transformative works archiveofourown org a sixth chapter has just hit the story karl heisenberg re8 karl heisenberg x oc resident evil 8 resident evil village re8 village rebhfun 6 5 you are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended please make sure you re using the latest version of chrome firefox safari or edge