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here is a thing here is a thing rss archive ask july 25 2026 emilie from yoga with emilie notice the thoughts that arise in your mind me connor mcdavid short shorts emilie soothing notice how you ve had many different thoughts and many different feelings thoughout this practice me mindfully cmd ill fitting short shorts so tight they dig into his thighs 9 52am url https tmblr co zjg2byjijdggue00 notes 84 july 15 2026 whirlpool blogs i am three minutes into this oilers locker room tour and they are showing me their auto sensor urinals that light up to indicate how hydrated you are or aren t x 4 36pm url https tmblr co zjg2byjfbpjsca00 notes 391 filed under so now if you re on the oilers and you re lying about okay not lying it s not lying it s just not disclosing something that doesn t affect your play and honestly is not a big deal at all and you re in pre rut and everyone thinks that makes you a danger to c uh your coworkers but it doesn t it doesn t you ve played a million times in rut and no one ever knew they just thought you got really sweaty sometimes and the weird supplements you bought from a guy totally don t have side effects it s fine it s fine it s fine it s fine but now you gotta worry about whether the toilets are going to report the pre rut hormones in your urine to the management team and everyone will find out you re a liar and be mad and maybe never talk to you again oh and also it ll destroy your career so you have to call up your sister and wake her up in the middle of the night so she can do math for you because you failed canadian high school and definitely can t do algebra kim come on please please okay fine so you know how much water to dump in on top of your urine to dilute the hormone levels and you have to pretend you re just really into being really hydrated which is dorky and embarrassing god justice for alphas in the nhl a better world is possible july 15 2026 slashdraisaitl via nymhciv 8 10am url https tmblr co zjg2byjf4a5 ey01 notes 104 filed under okay but we know that after this one 40 second effort he then napped in a sunbeam for the rest of the day right july 14 2026 leondraisaitlsglove oilers vs canucks may 8th 2021 connor hits 100 points on leon s goal via nymhciv 5 43pm url https tmblr co zjg2byjetn5kum00 notes 390 filed under you re a spark in the dark and my clothes have caught aflame you should feel how it feels when somebody says your name i m a car speeding down the boulevard without a brake and i want you more than any stupid song could ever say deep breath i m a heart made of wax and i m melting in the sun i m a thread on your shirt and i m coming undone i feel right i feel wrong i feel totally insane and i want you more than any stupid song could ever say gasping choking screaming sobbing july 1 2026 the white witch is offering me an open faced sandwich 7 grain bread lightly toasted smudge of mayo not too much a precarious pile of thin sliced summer tomato and i am making the only sane and logical choice which is to hand over the coordinates for my family members so that she can nuke them from orbit and to ask for seconds 12 27pm url https tmblr co zjg2byjadsmw8y00 notes 37 filed under edmund pevensiecore june 22 2026 incorporating the dressing room wasn t pushing for him to stay into my vocabulary immediately 10 34am url https tmblr co zjg2byjxistisq00 notes 135 june 10 2026 i got an ask a few months ago and started to reply to it today and then tumblr ate it and i can t find the tumblr of the person who sent it and so here s the thing i thought that what this person was asking me was why aren t my popslash stories online and i was so profoundly excited to come here and explain all about how i didn t respond for a few months because i was working on my ego death accelerated by looking in the mirror and reminding myself you write hockey rpf and so here i was ready to just get over myself already the stories are uploaded and i was so enlightened and had found love in my heart for all my past selves even though they were very embarrassing maybe even because they were embarrassing and then when i re read this ask it actually wasn t about that at all more ego death since no one was really asking to see those stories at all but i rose above it and now i m here because the ask was actually hey look if you have a moment what happens in this unfinished untitled turn of the century popslash au that is based in its entirety on this picture and then i responded but tumblr disappeared my post and the ask but i have now come too far and must continue okay so of course the revolution happens and they overthrow the unjust dictatorship they ve spent their lives fighting against and install a fair and democratic government and usher in an unprecedented era of peace and prosperity keep reading 9 25pm url https tmblr co zjg2byjt_zrbwy00 notes 120 filed under ego death june 10 2026 sometimes writing is cut to the feeling but more often it is 8 27am url https tmblr co zjg2byjtprqbey00 notes 19 filed under here s my guy and here s his dick here s the love that makes him sick here s the adverb i can t quit but it s all wro o ong june 1 2026 helenish if corporate has rolled back storebought pride homemade is fine 12 00am url https tmblr co zjg2byjqoo7vyi00 notes 382 may 28 2026 not news to anyone but consider it replication of known findings the most productive writing time of your life is three minutes after you were supposed to be out the door and on your way to work 7 42am url https tmblr co zjg2byjpc j1wy00 notes 46 rss feed https helenish tumblr com rss 1 of 215 next page theme is the atlantic by peter vidani for tumblr