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the hepatitis comics levity for the liver skip to main skip to sidebar the hepatitis comics levity for the liver bile humor and hepatainment to tickle the liver saturday december 7 2013 saying goodbye to the hepatitis comics it is with mixed emotions that i have decided to retire the hepatitis comics i created this blog in october 2009 after learning about cancer bloggers who poked humor at aspects of their disease for more than four years i ve been laughing at my hepatic self cracking jaundiced jokes and trying to soften the impact of living with liver disease what i did not anticipate is that one day my hepatitis c would be cured that day is here and naturally i am overjoyed however i feel i ve lost my prop it borders on bad taste to make hepatitis c jokes when you don t have it fortunately hepatitis c treatment didn t change my hair color so i will continue to collect and tell blonde jokes brunettes who tell blonde jokes are just jealous please follow me on my regular blog lucindaporterrn where i will occasionally lob some liver levity thank you for reading the hepatitis comics may you too be free from hepatitis c but still full of humor posted by lucinda k porter 1 comment saturday november 30 2013 a post thanksgiving liver prayer thank you liver for not complaining once about the turkey stuffing gravy sweet potatoes and cranberry sauce i know it would have been better if i had eaten more green beans but if i had there would not have been room for extra stuffing i appreciate all the work you did to help me digest that extra rich food and although i am grateful i do have one request would you talk to my gall bladder and ask it not to complain so much a little team work would have made thanksgiving much more enjoyable posted by lucinda k porter no comments saturday november 23 2013 a prayer to my gall bladder a prayer to my gall bladder i have a thanksgiving request i need for you to digest dear pouch beneath my liver i need your help as i eat that sliver of pie turkey and extra gravy and perhaps some stuffing savory break down the fat from all that food and please oh please don t wreck my mood tiny bag of green bile please continue to work awhile as i eat a second helping or a third spare me from antacids and attacks of gerd posted by lucinda k porter no comments saturday november 16 2013 unfortunate hepatic typos a spelling mistake can change the meaning of words so watch that spellchecker feature hepatologist vs herpetologist depending on whether you need help with your liver or your snake be sure you know which specialist to consult hepatitis vs helpatitis hepatitis is inflammation of the liver helpatitis is when all hell breaks loose in the liver gall bladder vs gull bladder a gall bladder condition needs a physician a gull bladder problem needs a veterinarian or an ornithologist liver vs lover you don t want to lose either one you can t live without the other doesn t complain pepsi vs hep c neither is good for you but one isn t contagious posted by lucinda k porter no comments saturday november 9 2013 liver trivia all vertebrates have a liver technically you might not be able to call someone lily livered if they are spineless check for the presence of a liver first don t call them gutless until you are sure they have a digestive tract or just stick with coward the liver regenerates this means that your liver is making new cells i don t know why that feature was overlooked on my face it seems entirely reasonable that a new liver would like to have matching eyelids a mere quarter of a liver can grow to a full size liver a process known as compensatory growth if all organs could do this then things might have been better for john wayne bobbitt if lorena had left 25 of john s famous lost member intact the liver does not have any nerve endings this means you could get stabbed in the liver and your liver would not complain about it while you are dying humans cannot live without a liver so no liver no liver the liver is not trivial posted by lucinda k porter 1 comment saturday november 2 2013 the liver meeting the liver meeting starts today an annual event sponsored by the american association for the study of liver diseases aasld picture a huge convention hall with presentations from morning to night all focused on the liver speakers hone their liver jokes capturing the audience s attention with attention grabbing opening lines such as two livers walked in a bar or did you hear the one about the liver that naturally if you aren t a hepatologist you might not think liver jokes are funny a herpetologist accidentally attended the liver meeting and didn t get a single joke posted by lucinda k porter no comments saturday october 26 2013 halloween at the hepatitis comics in honor of halloween i found something ghoulish and liver related hepatoscopy practiced by the babylonians hepatoscopy is an occult ritual which uses a sheep liver in order to look into the future a priest divided a liver into into sections with each section representing a particular deity the priest then interpreted the signs of the liver in order to divine a course of action there is a biblical reference to this practice for the king of babylon will stop at the fork in the road at the junction of the two roads to seek an omen he will cast lots with arrows he will consult with his idols he will examine the liver ezekiel 21 21 it is a good thing the king of babylon didn t pick up that fork in the road what are you doing for halloween i am watching my neighbor s livestock to be sure the sheep don t go missing posted by lucinda k porter no comments older posts home subscribe to posts atom welcome to the hepatitis comics it takes a bit of gall to poke fun at hepatitis as a nurse i ve seen the wreckage of liver disease and i revere the strength it takes to live with adversity i have hep c and i know it isn t exactly a picnic however i believe that when it comes to wellness laughter is better than an apple a day just in case i am wrong about this i eat a lot of apples although i endorse going to the doctor i take a joke book along to survive the waiting room time i probably should take an apple too so i don t die of starvation during the long wait i think that laughter is a worthy pursuit and i invite others to share their stories or witticisms that might amuse those with liver disease welcome to the hepatitis comics books by lucinda links to lucinda lucinda porter s website blog subscribe to posts atom posts all comments atom all comments facebook lucinda porter rn promote your page too twitter follow lucindaporterrn links to joy and laughter laughlab laughter heals foundation laughter is the best medicine blog laughter therapy enterprises patch adams gesundheit institute hepatitis c links hcv advocate centers for disease control and prevention department of veterans affairs hepatitis c info hepatitis c caring ambassadors hiv and hepatitis c medline national aids treatment advocacy project world hepatitis alliance search this blog blog archive 2013 49 december 1 saying goodbye to the hepatitis comics november 5 october 4 september 4 august 5 july 4 june 5 may 4 april 4 march 5 february 4 january 4 2012 52 december 5 november 4 october 4 september 5 august 4 july 4 june 5 may 4 april 5 march 4 february 4 january 4 2011 50 december 5 november 4 october 5 september 4 august 4 july 5 june 4 may 4 april 4 march 3 february 3 january 5 2010 49 december 4 november 4 october 4 september 4 august 4 july 4 june 4 may 4 april 4 march 4 february 4 january 5 2009 11 december 3 november 4 october 4