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musings of a highly trained monkey skip to main skip to sidebar musings of a highly trained monkey the vast majority of the things i do on a daily basis merely require opposable thumbs but the sarcasm now that s a gift thursday january 7 2010 in which my jaw hits the floor some of you recognize the irony when i m finished crying my common sense will set in and i ll be happy that will not occur today or tomorrow or even next week maybe in april posted by monkeygirl at 07 21 3 comments wednesday november 25 2009 irony when you have one of those damn bluetooth things in your ear but when you open your mouth so i can take your temp there are no teeth to be found blue or otherwise dental hygiene is there an app for that posted by monkeygirl at 21 34 3 comments saturday september 26 2009 too much information overheard in the breakroom last night man i gotta get the doc to write me a script for some cipro when i just went pee it smelled so bad that i looked around to see if there was a nursing home geester foley hidden in the trash can or something posted by monkeygirl at 04 49 5 comments thursday september 17 2009 darwin 1 monkeygirl 1 last night was cardiac night in my rooms first patient was a cpr in progress coming in via ems 54 year old male has been experiencing chest pain and shortness of breath all week tonight he decided to get on the treadmill family reports he was on it for about 5 minutes when they heard the crash and went in and found him pulseless and apneic on the floor our resuscitation was unsuccessful darwin wins that one patient number 2 was a 58 year old man who was told after a positive stress test two months ago that he needed two stents and was putting it off because it was too expensive tonight he comes in with a classic presentation stemi door to balloon time 75 minutes at 0300 i ll take it lad 100 blocked rca almost 100 both stented dude s gonna be fine cept for the angina when the bill comes his wife leaned over to kiss him goodbye as he went to the cath lab and i heard her whisper i told you so monkeygirl wins that one darwin s up posted by monkeygirl at 17 23 4 comments saturday september 12 2009 does charlie weis put gravy on his serving of defeat michigan 38 notre dame 34 go blue posted by monkeygirl at 17 28 4 comments older posts home subscribe to posts atom disclaimer i am not politically correct i may offend you nothing i write is 100 literal truth that would be a hipaa violation about me monkeygirl i have the attention span of a gnat and no tolerance for stupidity which means that working night shift in the er is both a blessing and a curse view my complete profile e mail if you feel the need for a more personal impersonal interaction feel free to e mail me at ermonkeygirl at hotmail dot com blogs i highly recommend a day in the life of an ambulance driver adventures of guitargirl rn cranky epistles crass pollination dilbert er nursey fail blog i can has cheezburger m d o d madness tales of an emergency room nurse scalpel or sword whitecoat rants previous posts previous posts january 2010 1 november 2009 1 september 2009 6 july 2009 2 june 2009 1 december 2008 8 november 2008 9 october 2008 9 september 2008 11 august 2008 6 july 2008 8 june 2008 14 may 2008 22 april 2008 21 march 2008 24 february 2008 36 january 2008 25 december 2007 25 november 2007 26 october 2007 36 september 2007 37 august 2007 58 july 2007 72 june 2007 68 may 2007 75 april 2007 18 what does not kill me makes me stronger friedrich nietzsche avatar credit monkey girl is the creation of an artist named donella vitale flea used it when he linked me i think he got it from google images and i liked it so much that i adopted it as my avatar