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howtobeadad com the entertainment website for parents or anyone who s ever had parents really categories notebook instructional diagrams my wife just said my kid just said videotape snapshots external use only new here connect archives parentweets april roundup posted under notebook sure it s not april anymore but who has any good sense of time anymore parents are ussually late anyways and especially time challenged these days good parents raise good children but great parents tweet about all of the not so great things that happen when they re raising their children or something like that raising kids isn t an easy job view post the dark side of nursery rhymes revealed posted under notebook nursery rhymes the name itself seems to recall a simpler and more innocent time maybe you remember chanting a nursery rhyme on the playground with your friends as a kid then again maybe you don t the odds are you didn t grow up in the 1800s and spend your time singing and dancing with a bunch view post super helpful tips for your wife s first sonogram posted under notebook congratulations you re having a baby actually to be technical about it your wife is having a baby other than going to prenatal classes late night emergency food craving grocery runs and letting her crush your hand into a box of broken crayons during labor comparatively you re just along for the ride that doesn t mean you can t view post parentweets march roundup posted under notebook good parents raise good children but great parents tweet about all of the not so great things that happen when they re raising their children or something like that raising kids isn t an easy job but someone has to do it which is why howtobeadad puts together a monthlyish twitter roundup about the pains and occasional joy of parenthood view post six toys that make you go huh posted under snapshots there are bad birthday presents and then there are bad birthday presents and then there are the birthday presents that leave you scratching your head and wondering what in the hell were they thinking the answer they probably weren t however they came to be these toys are out there lurking in darkest corners of the view post decoding the phrases of marriage posted under notebook something strange happens to the english language when men get married like a cute little caterpillar that slowly turns into mothra the language you ve understood for most of your life can take on a different and often confusing meaning suddenly a misused word or phrase can have horrible consequences and the next thing you know view post 9 classic board games as horror movies posted under snapshots welp it s all fun and games until that hair raising shrill background music starts playing justin bryant created these horror film reimaginings for us to laugh and cringe at maybe don t show these to your young kids though chutes and ladders may never be the same again affiliate links have been added to all the games view post dad jokes hall of shame the book posted under notebook what s better or worse than one dad joke a thousand dad jokes the dad joke hall of shame book has been created to irritate your friends amuse your coworkers and possibly even drive your spouse mad with desire then again maybe not so much that last part all for only 12 99 despite the name dad jokes view post extreme activities for stir crazy kids posted under notebook back in the good old days a parent could shove a pork chop or two in their kids winter coat pockets send them out to play with the local wildlife until suppertime and no one batted an eye unfortunately times have changed and those days have gone the way of lawn jarts and child sized chainsaws view post 17 naughty comics that aren t too naughty posted under snapshots none of these are going to get you into trouble at work especially since a lot of people are working from home in these unprecedented days well maybe if your kid walks up and asks why a woman is wrestling naked with a stork 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