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e brussels don t get lost in the swamps skip to content how to survive brussels don t get lost in the swamps home about 034 succer on sonday may 24 2009 on soccersundays i survive in valera s an irish pub located on place flagey right beside the dangerous ixelles lakes it s not the place where people drink or dance the night away but the best place in bxl to watch live soccer flat screen televisions are all over the place showing the best soccergames in the world tonight belgians first division decider standard anderlecht 6 comments from uncategorized 033 your newspaper on sunday may 24 2009 it s difficult to find a newspaper on sunday but not in the swamps just around my corner in 54 rue du bailli there s libraire louis d or a shop snackbar with inter national newspapers and magazines open on saturday 7h30 19h30 but also till 12 on sunday leave a comment from uncategorized 032 do the gaylord may 16 2009 if you are not satisfied with royal blowjobbing you have to get out the gays are coming the sexiest lesbians and gaylords are having their annual gaypride and are marching through the swamps today before the sun gets down they are all so drunk they will do wathever you want like pick out the most beautiful and wasted gaylord or two or more and have some fun 1 comment from uncategorized 031 go orange may 14 2009 orange can be hard but it is safe after the orange wallet there s a new surviving tool for motor bikers the fluo orange sweater and helmet you will not have anymore problems with pussy cardrivers buy an orange helmet they ll think you re a swan cop and you ll arrive safe and fast at your destination don t worry it s legal leave a comment from uncategorized 030 go blowjobbing may 10 2009 if you are not surviving in the swamps maybe you need to get give or watch a blowjob best place is the royal parc on sunday in the beginning of the parc just in front of the royal palace there s a hidden gayhole official called the guimard hole watch your step for the hundreds of condoms on the ground and enjoy free sexual surviving if you like pussies more move to ghent 3 comments from uncategorized 029 go trolley may 9 2009 it s important to share our knowledge of the swamps so i ll reveal one of my greatest surviving tools find yourself 10 euro and buy a trolley case you will go shopping like you never experienced before you can find those trolleys in every non belgian shop in bxl for the biggest choice go rue brabant for my personal trolley exportshop go rue malibran on place flagey use a trolley case and make your grandma proud 3 comments from uncategorized 028 visit the king may 8 2009 the king of brussels the same one of belgium invited me for a private bbq this weekend in his hacienda in laeken join me if you want his wife promised me to show us her seven royal greenhouses those greenhouses cover six acres of neoclassical rotundas domes and galleries twenty full time gardeners tend the astonishing collections palm trees and geraniums the total floor surface of this immense complex is 270 000 square feet and albert needs 800 000 liters each year to heat the buildings just don t come by car if you really want to survive or drive safely and stay on the road leave a comment from uncategorized 027 sneakertime may 1 2009 summertime is sneakertime you don t need your buffaloshoes anymore act like an american tourist and go nike puma tiger adidas supremebeing and vans support the anti crisis and be sure you survive this summer buy at least one pair extra my topsuppliers 1 mr ego 2 fresh kicks and 3 waffles 3 comments from uncategorized 026 what crisis april 30 2009 don t mention the crisis support the economy of our swamps and spend all your money in local shops f e buy every month a new bshirt yes go shopping like a maniac buy stuff you don t need maybe it will be usefull in a couple of years but just keep your money in our own city there will be no crisis in the swamps leave a comment from uncategorized pussies in the swamps april 24 2009 no panic i am still surviving but this week i was very busy guiding some real pussies from ghent through the swamps those dudes are very creative and smart but they are still pussies and you ll see soon there will be a metro and a sushishop in ghent copypussiecats 1 comment from uncategorized 025 brunch till you die april 19 2009 last week i discovered the sunday all you can eat for 16euros brunch in cafe modele what a hit so this morning i was in modele again for a fresh orange juice a hot drink and the best brunch ever seen and tasted in bxl cheap no expensive no but everything i need for surviving the next week so see you next sunday get addicted leave a comment from uncategorized 024 downgrade your iphone now april 15 2009 my number one surviving tool is my iphone unfortunately everyday iphoned survivors are kidnapped and attacked in the swamps by bandits from the inland country is that a reason why you shouldn t buy an iphone in this city no they can t bring us down and we are not stupid so we invented the zweiphone stickers they don t bring only classic design history back they make surviving in the swamps a lot safer a set of 14 stickers and posters are now available limited edition of 500 sets buy today or get robbed in a week thx to badhairboy leave a comment from uncategorized 023 miss your tram april 14 2009 put the balearicamix on your ipod before you leave at work today forget where you parked your car or miss your tram or bus and walk home with inear aeroplanemusic or outear sparrows and policesirens before the next tram is passing you you won t regret you missed the one before summer is in the swamps thx to frederik 3 comments from uncategorized 022 go marcolini april 12 2009 in the swamps it s easter every day with bunnies and lot s of chocolate i get mine at the chocolatemaster himself pierre some people are saying pierre is to expensive i say the haute couture chocolate of pierre marcoline is to cheap for what you get and if you want to survive you need the best chocolate in the world smell taste and buy it at pierre s flagshipstore at le grand sable an absolute must 5 comments from uncategorized 021 disco brusselica april 10 2009 we don t have soulwax and isabelle adam but we have stephen fasano and vito deluca also known as aeroplane my favourite band of the moment these bruseleirs have magic in their fingers it couldn t be any more perfect this month the heroes made a masterpiece disco balearica mix for mixmag including the ir remix of the year of kilometer from sebastien tellier download and survive by listening local music pic shapish 5 comments from uncategorized 020 sushiparty april 9 2009 breaking news tonight i stopped the pastatradition just around my corner around the corner of pastacorner i have my own world of sushi 55 euro for 54 pieces of sushi that s what i call a sushiparty also delivery in the swamps for only 5 euro 3 comments from uncategorized 019 pasta on the corner april 9 2009 long long time ago i promised to release my favourite restaurants i am not finished yet and it s thursday so here s pastacorner it s not only one of bxl best kept secrets but also on 15m of my own kitchen only open on lunchtime and thursday evening every thursday somewhere between 19h en 22h you can find me on the corner with penne palmo leave a comment from uncategorized 018 tour de bxl april 6 2009 you don t need to go to flanders or the indoor gym for cycling no seriously just do it in our beloved swamps buy a bike in anderlecht download the free handy and world unique cyclingmap and forget everything you see these days on television leave a comment from uncategorized 017 cafe modele april 6 2009 check out my new favourite bar downtown the swamps cafe modele forget dewalvis or st gery walk to the end of rue antoine dansaert and enjoy the homemade quiche inter national newspapers free and fast wifi sunday all you can eat for 16 euro brunch the coolest speakers in town 100 non smoking area sunny view on the canal and brackeblogt behind the discjockeydecks on april 18 4 comments from uncategorized 016 orange can be hard and safe april 6 2009 i don t have tits or enough money for a boobjob so i bought a small safe to walk safely with my money in my pocket through the swamps ögon wallets are a must have for real surviors and they are even stylish handy and very expensive i bought mine in privejoke where you can choose your favourite colour but other resellers are all over the city read more 4 comments from uncategorized 015 back in bxl april 5 2009 some people thought i joined the pussies in ghent no way don t worry i was on a wintersport partying working week in the mountains before i went to les alpes i bought a new bshirt a white one perfect for snowsurviving leave a comment from uncategorized 014 piss against a church march 24 2009 in italy or poland you might end up in jail if you would pee against a church but we have a public urinal for survivors at saint catherine s place against the walls of the church btw the restaurants around saint catherine also use it for draining their patatoes thx to useit 4 comments from uncategorized 013 mamma roma march 24 2009 i lived for a year at place flagey and i survived thanks to hundreds of pizza s from mamma roma yes my pizzadear they make the best pizzapieces in the whole pizzeriapiecesworld really if i would be a ninja turtle like you i ld live in the sewer of chaussee vleurgat you pay per gram and it s not expensive important for a turtle isn it be careful they opened already other mama roma s in the city of survivors but don t go there come to flagey eat from the godfather himself 1 comment from uncategorized comment survivre à bxl march 24 2009 justine henin called me she read an article about my blog and she wants to move to brussels now i answered her justine you re very sexy but you re crazy too by the way did you already know this blog is a good place to practice your english 1 comment from uncategorized 012 resto de la bourse march 23 2009 i promised to release this week my favourite eattempels number one is my number one just a machamburgerlitter away from la bourse you have restaurant de la bourse on saturday i eat the perfect steak provencale for breakfast and on sundayafternoon the cheese croquettes for only 5 euro if you re really hungry call me i ll go with you and i ll pay the bill leave a comment from uncategorized 011 where to eat march 22 2009 if you don t eat you ll die and sometimes you take a risk because you re hungry yes you can be an adventurer and enter the first restaurant you see when you re hungry but you will not survive so next week i ll release my favourite restaurants 2 comments from uncategorized 010 walking high and dry march 21 2009 yes we all know that the streets of brussels are dangerous litteral look out where you re walking if you don t want to have wet socks or loose your high heels between the free stones i am a survivor i bought some 2nd hand buffalo shoes 5 euro i m now walking 5cm above street level nothing s gonna stop me now 5 comments from uncategorized 009 frites a flagey march 20 2009 i love the smell of french fries in the morning from 11 am you can eat the best pommes de frites of the world at place eugene flagey in brussels ok sometimes i ll have to wait an hour before i get my paper bag with fries but do you know a michelin restaurant in western europa where you have your meal within 56 minutes on your table for only 3 euro frit flagey place eugene flagey at the banks of the lakes of elsene 4 comments from uncategorized 008 no more dirty dancing march 19 2009 bad news for all the nightsurvivors in brussels dirty dancing my favourite club in brussels will close in june it is wasn t only the most beautiful club in brussels but also the best no doubt about that where to go now if you want to party and survive i ll let you know soon 3 comments from uncategorized 007 do business with the mafia march 18 2009 when i need a cheap bike or if i want to find my stolen one back i go on sunday to the south market where you can find the bikemafia under the railwaybridge i don t know yet if i also can get my epo over there but they have a nice collection of 2nd hand pedal driven vehicles 1 comment from uncategorized 006 tits on the streets march 17 2009 today the sun is shining and the atomium has welcomed his 2 000 000 visitor but the fact is i am still living in a dangerous city don t deny i ve been attacked several times already one tip don t use pepperspray or a shotgun to defend yourself when someone is asking you for a sigaret there s only one weapon against street criminality get a boobjob fyi the two hidden examples on the pic are real 6 comments from uncategorized 005 wear local clothes march 16 2009 after a long shopping adventure i found a store where they sell bshirt les bruxellois de bshirt decided to recreate the legendary shirts of the seventies they imagined conceived designed en manufactured the coolest shirts in ages they aren t cheap but don t hesitate and buy one in my favourite store in bxl mr ego you re living in the capital of the united states of belgium so don t act like an american tourist 2 comments from uncategorized 004 fuck some stars march 15 2009 go starfucking at louiza if ac dc is playing in belgium or anderlecht is playing against real madrid you can be sure they re sleeping in conrad hotel buy a häagen dazs ice cream at the corner wait in front of the hotel and fuck 2 comments from uncategorized 003 crêpescassonades march 14 2009 the best pancakes of brussels for only 1 5 euro piece check out chez mamie at foxplace place du jeu de balle vossenplein just next to the swimming pool ask phil for his selfmade wodka bonbons 1 euro 1 cl it s not only the coolest but also the smallest pub of europe 1 comment from uncategorized 002 dude where is my march 13 2009 you know the dude were have i parked my car problem after getting a caipirinhadrink at st gery or eating a casonadepancake at foxplace survive this buy a cellphone with a build in camera for example an i phone and take a quick picture after you parked your car check your phone when you don t know where your saab is waiting for you a couple of hours later thx to stuffonwalls 2 comments from uncategorized 001 move to ghent march 12 2009 ghent isn t only the city of good music like soulwax or isabelle adam there is also a big population of pussies who didn t survive in brussels feel free to join them 6 comments from uncategorized pages about april 2026 m t w t f s s 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 may archives may 2009 april 2009 march 2009 meta create account log in entries feed comments feed wordpress com create a free website or blog at wordpress com subscribe subscribed how to survive brussels sign me up already have a wordpress com account log in now privacy how to survive brussels subscribe subscribed sign up log in report this content 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