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still just me still just me i wanna talk about me larkin savannah georgia united states as you can see i am still just me 27 years old born and raised in savannah georgia almost 9 years into a relationship with the man i gave my heart to we are the proud parents of 3 dogs and 2 cats you will see them all here a lot i lost my mother november 18 2008 i am now struggling to live life without her but i have an amazing boyfriend and fantastic friends to help me through oh and duct tape is the best invention ever view my complete profile wednesday january 25 2012 holy lizard spit batman leave it to paula deen to bring me back into the blogging world some of you may remember this post i wrote a while ago about how much i despise paula deen i respect her as a business woman sort of but despise the way that she portrays herself as a blue haired alien who talks like scarlett and eats only butter lard and the hearts of little puppies and now she has announced she is a type 2 diabetic for real nah you mean those krispy kreme sandwiches are not healthy this is not only a big deal for me because i am a type 2 diabetic but because my mother was too diabetes is a huge part of my life hell it is my life i m pissed that she waited this long 3 years to come forward with her disease now some of you might argue that even though she is a celebrity she is entitled to her privacy i don t give a fuck had she been promoting a healthy lifestyle and that aforementioned sandwich was on wheat bread i may not feel the same but because of the lifestyle and food she was promoting and to a point convincing the rest of the world we are all blue haired aliens who talk like scarlett and eats only butter lard and the hearts of little puppies i m angry with her don t even get me started on her drug endorsement now to the important shit i actually wanted to tell you after watching my mother lose her battle in 2008 from this disease i hit a point in my life in november where i knew i had to make a decision am i going to take care of myself like i should and live a long healthy life or am i going to do what my mother did and slowly wither away after years of uncontrolled diabetes well that ain t gonna fucking happen as of december 1 st i have lost 22lbs i watch what i eat i changed medications and i have limited my alcohol intake to 2 3 days a week i stopped taking insulin and started a new medication byetta in the beginning of december i am sure you are all please larkin tell me more funny you should ask because i am about to pimp the shit out of this diabetes drug byetta is not insulin if you d like to read what it really is you can go here i am going to tell you what i understand about it it was developed from the saliva of the gila monster some awesome scientist somewhere said to themselves hmm the gila only eats once every few months so surely something makes his food digest slowly and makes it possible that the lizard survives hmmm because of this it is sometimes referred to as lizard spit which i think is just fucking awesome i inject it twice daily up to an hour before each meal the really cool part it makes my pancreas work it actually makes my body produce my own insulin rather than injecting myself with insulin before each meal like i did for years it has aided in me losing weight and will continue to do so the only negative side effect nausea and the occasional bad headache i have projectile vomited several times but it really takes some getting used to and i have had to teach myself what i can and cannot eat on this drug i have experienced blood sugar that is a little higher than i would like but that all seems to be calming down and everything on track and on that note i leave you with this a gift of epic proportions from the awesome jess posted by larkin at 11 45 am 3 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest monday december 20 2010 what did you get from work for christmas i bet you didn t get jesus themed generic chocolate candy from a very strange but very nice in a very scary overzealous christianly kind of way co worker i did also in my little bag o goodies was this adorable little jar complete with a top reading pour toi avec amour translated for you with love too bad i don t have that horrible cocaine addiction anymore this would have been perfect for my mirror i don t mean to sound ungrateful i am not i just like making fun of people who think i am evil because i have tattoos and enjoy drinking adult beverages with gay people with tattoos and i say fuck you asshat a lot happy holidays posted by larkin at 9 15 pm 1 comment email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest tuesday december 7 2010 oh no she didn t well hello there i know it has been a hot minute since i have written but i have good reason i have a job i started back in june and today makes my 6 month mark with them i m at another law firm in downtown savannah except this time i have an awesome view sadly though not hot lesbian to take smoke breaks with on the 13 th floor yes 13 no they didn t take out the 13th floor as my brother in law thought fucking idiot windows on one side face east down the savannah river toward tybee island and the other windows face south toward savannah the bird is my friend craven named because jessica and i couldn t decide if he was a crow or a raven hence craven in other news catie the sister cousin finally got married they have been together for 8 years and have a beautiful baby girl brooklyn the little milk chocolate bundle of adorableness standing in front of the bride and no we did not kidnap some random young black girl that is one of the groom s nieces that s me just to the right of the bride i was the maid of honor master wog and i still going strong just celebrated our 7 th anniversary last month and he got contacts and a normal beard so handsome last month also marked the 2 nd anniversary of my mother s death and today would have been her 49 th birthday it has been rough but i know she is probably dry humping patrick swayze right now so my mind is at ease we also lost one of our cats back in july we had no choice but to put flea down but i am positive that mom is taking care of him in between swayze humpings of course this is my most favorite picture of flea he was sunning in my reading chair other than all of that we took in a stray in june and by stray i mean my forty something unemployed uncle at first it was lovely he helps cook and clean but he has a move out deadline of december 30 th we can t take it anymore no extra play money and there is always always a third wheel how in the hell are master wog and i supposed to boink in the living room in front of the fireplace like savages if there is a grown man sitting there watching the national geographic channel and insisting that he knows a guy who knew a guy who was in africa and killed the mother of the elephant that was just on tv with a sling shot from 100 yards away right mmmhmmm sure i sure do miss sharing all of my drunken stupid meaningless idiotic and hi larious stories with ya ll my goal is to return like i never left so here i am now buy me a drink posted by larkin at 7 18 pm 1 comment email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest tuesday may 4 2010 tag i m it it seems that jess tagged me the tag what have been your fashion faux pas me no i have never made a fashion faux pas ok well maybe that one time as jess said i do enjoy fashion but not in the crazy skinny model wearing a grizzly bear with a top hat and holding a golf club kinda fashion i just pay attention to what i am wearing i like to coordinate i like to make sure that everything is tucked in and where it needs to be i searched through my computer for proof of any fashion fuck up i found these i may have reconsidered this flowery dress but i have a feeling mom would have bitch slapped me for questioning her floral judgment for fuck s sake it was 1995 i am second row from the bottom second from the left yes that one and then i found this if my boob wasn t being attacked i may have reconsidered this rainbow tube top but then again i wore it for the gay pride festival in savannah one thing i will never reconsider wearing is this shirt right here just in case you can t read it it says honorary lesbian yessir posted by larkin at 11 15 pm 3 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest monday april 26 2010 the burn 1 year later march 27th marked one year since my heating pad tried to kill me some of you may remember this post and this one queasy tummies beware it aint pretty or maybe this one again beware and i think this is the last one i posted of my dear burney the burn healed sometime at the end of july i then lost my job in august therefore fell off the radar it has since been a little over a year since my leg healed behold the scar a little size comparison for your eyehole now go sit and think about that any why you should never fall asleep drunk with a heating pad on posted by larkin at 3 21 pm 7 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest sunday april 4 2010 sand in my mouth and sun in my eyes but damn ya gotta love the beach one thing if anything i can say that rocks about savannah is the beach i have lived here all of my life approximately 15 minutes from tybee island you may have heard of a little movie called the last song with the chick that is famous for wearing a blonde wig and is also billy ray cyrus daughter it was filmed last summer on tybee with all of the cameras and movie stars and groupies that come along with a movie production needless to say tybee was a little over populated last summer fortunately there are no movies or teeny bopper stars down there this year so us locals can enjoy the beach again in all its glory i took a little me time a week or so ago i packed up my lawn chair some sunblock and a book and drove down to the beach it was amazing and i have this to prove it i could not imagine living in the middle of the country far away from sand and sun and seagulls i think i might just take another little trip this week posted by larkin at 11 36 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest monday march 29 2010 holy shit on a popsicle stick i had no idea that master wog including his recently departed beard was famous wow take a peepsy do at this dude he is the bassist for an awesome band by the name of five finger death punch yes that would be the bassist on the far right yes that one the one with the gigantanormous beard now take a look at my hunnie bunnie hunk of a wonderful piece of love muffin filet mignon goodness is it just me or do you see something similar here posted by larkin at 8 00 am 4 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest older posts home subscribe to posts atom that s what she said 2012 1 january 1 holy lizard spit 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flies and a great foot warmer worst attribute barks at everything kane the dumb one 4 year old male 90lb golden retriever best attribute a sweetheart loves tennis balls likes to sleep in worst attribute loves tennis balls and eats poop roxy the speckled one 10 year old female 40lb miniature dalmatian we think best attribute polite loyal respectful thinks she is a human worst attribute loves to eat cat poop kitty the fat one 5 year old female 19lb domestic longhair we think best attribute very loving toward humans worst attribute very very loving toward humans once peed on the stove and jess i have not yet forgiven her for that sidious the crazy one 1 year old male 7lb domestic shorthair best attribute he is still in that cute kitten play with everything phase worst attribute is still in that cute kitten play with everything phase including our feet while we sleep redbird the evil one 22 year old red lory best attribute can say over 100 words at least very entertaining when we have 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