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poets are not useful poets are not useful 1 5m ratings 277k ratings see that s what the app is perfect for sounds perfect wahhhh i don t wanna poets are not useful poet king of the lemurs artist elder goth writer ace nonbinary happily married posts ask me anything archive intro post hi there this post is just an intro to who i am what i am what i do and the easiest way to find what you re looking for who i am my name is gwyndyn gwyn for short pronouns are she her but i really don t care what folks use for me i m old in my late 50s i m disabled chronic pain from old injuries three tbis sleep issues cptsd and eds fun times i m nonbinary and asexual for 14 years and counting i ve been married to my best friend sometimes known as the worm guy he s also a nonbinary ace and the hoopiest frood you could ever hope to meet i m owned by two cats scout and commodore spyboy captain of the ss tinyman edit at the end of october we lost our beloved spyboy we are devastated and left with enormous vet bills we have a gofundme if you can help h ttps gofund me 145eb9d3f what i am a writer memoirist poet and gluer of sparkly things to other things i m an avid reader have eclectic and eccentric taste in music and am an elder goth punk i write about my weird life primarily including stories about living in new orleans and about my demon horse michael from back in the day what i do i write about what i ve learned in my six decades of life if you need advice please message me or send an ask i m always around if you need someone to talk to i make bespoke custom playlists for anyone who wants one send me an ask telling me the kind of music you like or the sort of music you d like to expand your knowledge of or just make me a playlist of kickass bangers or whatnot and i ll hook you up i also make old school vibe based mix tape playlists send me an ask saying you want one and i ll stalk your blog and make you something based on the vibes of it all i make fabulous rhinestone masks sugar skulls and all kinds of costume accessories i m always open for commissions just send me a message and we ll chat hashtags i use so you can find what you re looking for michael the demon horse custom playlists custom mix tape new orleans stories life advice listen to your elder goth auntie where to find me outside tumblr my etsy store for masks cat ears sugar skulls and more h ttps www etsy com shop mardigoth my amazon author page https www amazon com stores author b00n7bmygc ccs_id 2e0e20ad 35fb 438b bd81 c84f51b09789 my amazon wishlist food stamps don t cover stuff for cats so the wishlist is for all the things that it s hard for me to get for scout https www amazon com hz wishlist ls bk56pzul2a76 ref_ wl_share my kofi all of my ebooks including the michael stories are available in my kofi shop every month i post all kinds of stories and poems just for my subscribers https ko fi com idiomagic my spotify page here s where to find all the playlists https open spotify com playlist 06gw7mszwfwy0doeq0wjuy pinned post idiomagic intro post michael stories new orleans stories custom playlist custom mix tape listen to your elder goth auntie etsy 63 notes sep 26th 2025 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink good news never give in to despair hope is rising everywhere after decades of drought water is rising in the african sahel warming has brought extreme rain to the parched sahel which is seeing aquifers refill as monsoons grow stronger but heavier downpours alon yale e360 10 notes jul 29th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink thestorywitch pregnanthudsonwilliams not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it s an honor to have you in my phone 29 252 notes jul 29th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink mardigoth mardigoth hey there everyone last week i had a major health crisis i just got home yesterday from a 6 day stay in the icu if you ve purchased anything from my etsy store in the past week my husband packed everything up and shipped it out if there are any problems with those orders please contact me so i can make things right i m sorry for any shipping delays my beloved husband has had a seriously rough week trying to keep his job take care of everything at home and spending every spare minute at the hospital with me i have some new finished pieces i ll be listing in the store soon things i had finished before my collapse i ll be working hard in the next couple weeks to finish more sparklies as my health allows so stay tuned good things to come 8 notes jul 29th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink hey there friend you yep i mean you specifically since i came within literal minutes of dying there s something i wanna say i love you i love you i love you life is too fucking short and perilous so i just need you to know i love you reading your posts seeing your name in my feed enriches my life sure we haven t met in meat space and probably never will maybe we haven t ever messaged each other or spoken directly but i love you i m always happy to see what you re up to what you share what you love i love you thank you for being part of my life thank you for being here you make the world brighter i love you 33 notes jul 29th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink caracalliope femalepope my deepest darkest fantasy is that i collapse on the street and i am rushed to the hospital they perform a bunch of tests and find out i am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin then i start taking the vitamin and i become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency caracalliope moreover everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring all this time you lacked the vitamin and yet you persevered 214 251 notes jul 29th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink just slept for 6 hours straight it was utterly glorious for the past week i was unable to sleep more than an hour at a time due to nurse checks blood draws every 2 hours etc this horrific week has had some positive effects at least i now have up to the minute comprehensive medical records it should be enough to allow me to get medicaid maybe get my food stamps reinstated etc and i re discovered the fact that i m still one of the funniest motherfuckers on the planet in the ambulance being hooked up to all sorts of monitors sirens blaring etc 3 emts working on me one of them got an iv going in my hand and announced the needle size etc to the others iv established size 22 needle 22 in the hand and i said 22 in the hand is better than 2 in the bush and they all just howled with laughter i m so happy to be alive to be home 12 notes jul 29th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink home i m home it s been a miserable 6 days i m exhausted stressed traumatized but home i m going to eat some real food then sleep for at least a week i ll check back in probably tomorrow love y all 14 notes jul 28th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink update iv drip a new hope worm guy again gwyn s potassium levels dipped today so they are keeping her overnight until things balance there is no need to worry don t panic she will most likely be home tomorrow either by official discharge or by going all die hard and crawling through the ductwork save idiomagic update worm guy take your potassium 7 notes jul 27th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink we were overly optimistic gwyn s levels dipped today i just got out of work and i m heading to the hospital update to follow 8 notes jul 27th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink new update on idiomagic from the worm guy i just came from the hospital and the good news is that gwyn may be discharged tomorrow but let me lead in with an oft disregarded genx movie poster i cannot tell you with any accuracy what she witnessed or what i saw while visiting today they lost her in an elevator think on that when transporting idiomagic from the er hallway of hell to a room the person assigned to her lost her in an elevator she was put in an elevator rode up to the top of the facility and then came down three times the transport person took the other lift and was looking for her but regardless she made it to a room i arrived to visit her today same room only to find cleaning people tearing it down and changing the bedding note this is not a comfortable thing by any means eventually i found out she d been moved to a new room and when i rushed into the lobby the nurses didn t know if she was actually in the room but they did tell me that no one else should be in there which was a cold comfort i knocked and there was idiomagic who also wasn t sure if anyone knew she was in the room we talked for a bit and then someone came in to check her blood sugar levels idiomagic was all well and good with this but asked the person if they needed to take her blood sugar levels or if the test was meant for another patient the person checked the names and left never to return can you imagine a diabetic receiving someone else s results anyway an actual professional checked in and after we told her about the horrors she lifted her head to the ceiling counted her blessings and vowed to get a bottle of jack daniels while cursing the people in the er hallway see the previous post about potassium this is important for everyone the typical potassium level for a human being is between 3 5 and 5 gwyn s levels dropped to a 1 have you ever had a cramp in your muscle in the middle of the night that s the result of potassium leaving your system and calcium taking its place when your level drops to a 1 that cramp goes to your heart it seizes and you die gwyn s heart didn t do that it kept resetting yes but apparently thank ma at her body didn t die so she could fire off a number of quips to the ems team and the people in the er the lesson take your potassium and electrolytes kids because we need you to not die and you cannot afford medical bills in the late capitalism us of a we can t wait to navigate medical bills without insurance so please buy the stuff if you can messages of support are also very welcome and free anyway she should be discharged tomorrow after which there will be much sleeping and eating of solid food on her part mardi goth worm guy idiomagic hypermobile eds mutual aid whimsy 16 notes jul 26th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink next