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his hoard is clearly you elemental i want to rock your world blow your mind ignite your passions and go with the flow with you giant i have a huge crush on you gnoll fang of yeenoghu ye kno uh i spotted you across the tavern and really dig your vibe hag fancy a quiet ssh hag or a loud one i m down for witch ever you prefer illithid if you d like to ten tackle me to the ground and make out i don t mind lich whatever you phyl like you re lack ing i won t terry to give you if i can have just one date minotaur i am not bovine out of the fight for your heart i am no cow ard and cannot be bull ied into giving up i firmly believe our attraction is moo tual spectator i ve made a checklist for our date night i m gonna a ccept that other people will be eye ing you all night b hold your beauty c you home safely d duce whether you want me to stay over e tcetera vampire consider this an open invitation into my heart werewolf i pre fur fetch ing lovers who will sit on my face without paws until i shake will you be my best boy girl more truly terrible lines to try your luck with dnd dungeons and dragons bard bard pick up lines halloween 5 improbableivy bard tav aight round two i m dropping a bardic inspiration into this and serenading some of the people who don t hang around my camp 24 7 rolls another nat 1 tis once more the season for springtide romance a time both for courtships and love at first glance though sometimes the path s like an obstacle course when you get thrown off you get back on that horse alfira brave bard with the eyes of a fawn your spirit and smile are as bright as the dawn you pluck at my heartstrings it s such a delight let s make some sweet music together tonight dame aylin and isobel i know you re wed but how bout a third to invite to your bed you both are so beautiful you make me swoon if you d let me join i d be over the moon hi dammon please lay down that hammer a sec i d like to have words or lick sweat off your neck your kindness and strength are a balm to my soul to get to you love i d walk barefoot on coal now ethel i know you ve been swamped with that plan for adding a daughter or two to your clan but if you ve got time for a date or a shag i d die for the chance to try maxxing a hag look babygurl gortash you say you don t have time to kiss so what i m proposing is plainly just this let s skip any smooching and jump straight to sex kept on the down low cause i m scared of your ex my dear raphael you are charmingly cringe your doe eyes so warm that they smolder and singe when you quote me poetry i fall apart you don t need a crown to be king of my heart oh rolan you sweet and adorable grump i d leap over moonrise if you told me jump you re haughty but heartfelt and cute when you hiss don t mean to be greedy but how bout a kiss gods zevlor i m sorry if this is too bold but i so don t mind that you re weary and old you re brave and devoted and i would take pride in swearing an oath to remain by your side zethino it feels like all love is a test i keep falling flat though i m trying my best my heart isn t singing it s screaming in pain oh fuck it i know i should try try again none of the companions fell for the whole serenade bit so it was time to try the npcs this poor excuse for a performance check has also been committed to the archives bg3 baldur s gate 3 bard shenanigans alfira dame aylin isobel thorm bg3 dammon auntie ethel enver gortash raphael the cambion bg3 rolan zevlor bg3 bard tav 2 12 improbableivy bard tav would seducing a companion with a serenade be a performance or persuasion check i wonder rolls a nat 1 the season s upon us when love s in the air you re spoiled for choices from gith to a bear oh how will you choose it just doesn t seem fair you can t convince all your companions to share astarion darling your heart doesn t beat and yet you have swept me right off of my feet i know you have standards which isn t ideal but i m good to go if you want something real bae zel i ve been thinking you like my sweat right so how bout we work up some later tonight i want to be more than your lay or your toy the source of your bruises the source of your joy dear gale let s read poems and play with your cat you re kind of vanilla and i m digging that you re magical with or without karsus crown i ll help lift your burdens when you feel weighed down hey halsin could i call you daddy sometime i love me a tall brawny elf in his prime you re sweeter than honey and thanks for the duck i ll bear with your wild side if you re down to fuck jaheira forgive me but you re looking fine improved by the years like cast iron or wine please speak to me sternly high harper cause i enjoy a tongue lashing and then a good cry karlach i adore both your soul and your bod you burn bright like the sun and you re smoking hot when you call me soldier i melt at your feet hells straight to avernus i d follow your lead damn minsc you are rocking those tats and that bling i ve heard smacking bottoms is kinda your thing well i m pretty bad from a few points of view i might need a spanking no you can t watch boo minthara i say we just cut to the chase please give me a beating and sit on my face i swear i ll be good unless you prefer bad whatever you want cause your style drives me mad my own shadowsweetheart that blooms in the night your radiant smile is a thrill and delight oh say you ll go swimming with me after dark i ve fallen for you and your character arc brave wyll you have twirled your way into my heart you re gallant and sweeter than a treacle tart i love how you court me fair pride of the gate i ll dance at your pace cause you re well worth the wait so withers i ve noticed you give me the eye what do you mean yes for mine eyeballs are dry i m dying here withers just throw me a bone fine screw it i guess i will walketh alone candlekeep wouldn t commit this to the archives but ao3 is more forgiving happy valentine s update since the companions weren t game tav tried the npcs next bg3 baldur s gate 3 bard shenanigans astarion lae zel gale dekarios halsin jaheira karlach minsc and boo minthara shadowheart wyll ravengard bg3 withers bard tav 2 19 improbableivy reblogged kaava follow new post bc last tag thread was soooo looong i was tagged by drownedrow to take this quiz and this picrew and share the results seems accurate tagging aleksxo threeofswrds vestigialpersonality and allconsumingrot aleksxo tbh i was expecting chaotic neutral lol but ill take it ig ty for the tag kaava ill tag lamortwrites flamemittens chronurgy beecreeper lamortwrites i can explain tagging bharv quaksi kawareo rowanisawriter say lene kawareo main whoops thanks for the tag nuka rockit orbonner improbableivy novaeverse improbableivy i would not appear so lawful if the quiz had asked about using more garlic than the recipe says or returning library books on time i m a rebel like all the cool kids i swear wanderingnork 29 63 improbableivy reblogged improbableivy follow for anyone hoping to flirt with a fighter court a cleric or score with a sorcerer at a local tavern this fine evening behold this heroes feast of truly terrible pickup lines each custom made to cozy up to a specific stereotype these cringe and corny coquetries are sure to set something on fire perhaps hearts or perhaps just the bard dumb daring enough to use them barbarian please think of me as a grape i need you to crush me and make me w h ine bard i think we could make some sweet music together cleric you have left me speechless and that is nothing short of a miracle draconic bloodline sorcerer i don t want you to lose interest by letting this conversation drag on how can i tip the scales in my favor and you into my bed druid i m begging you to bee a deer and bear with my boar ing lines i just want so bat ly to seal the deal with you fighter i wouldn t mind seeing that action surge and second wind of yours up close and very personal monk any strike you could throw at me would be stunning cause you are simply a knockout paladin i m going to need a lay on hands cause i hurt myself when i fell for you ranger i am positively ensnared by you sweetheart i can t keep track of all the ways you turn me feral rogue i m about to call the city watch unless you return the heart you ve stolen from me storm sorcerer sweep me off my feet and let s have a whirlwind romance warlock you wouldn t believe the im pact your smile has on me my heart rate is through the roof wild magic sorcerer want to make some wild magic in the sheets together anything could happen wizard we can trip into bed together later if you re falling for me as much as i am for you improbableivy in case that first volley of winged words didn t do the trick you should immediately do another round with a fresh set of flirty lines surely you ll be rolling with advantage this time barbarian i hear kissing witty bards is all the rage right now i m free if you re interested bard proficient at tugging at heartstrings are you you ve certainly stirred mine cleric gods you re a mace ing wanna make out draconic bloodline sorcerer bet that draconic resilience doesn t work against my magnetic charisma does it druid i ll fight tooth and claw for your attention cause you are driving me wild fighter i m a lover not a fighter but i am dying to exchange blows with you monk you are ki lling me softly here love paladin smite is such a hard word to conjugate smited smothen no wait i ve got it i am definitely smitten with you ranger i am in dire need of a guide cause i appear to have gotten lost your eyes rogue would you like to lock lips and maybe sleight your hand under my clothes storm sorcerer you are so breathtakingly beautiful that you have knocked the wind right out of me warlock please let me take you on a date i m sure we d have an eldritch blast wild magic sorcerer i am a tide of chaos all on my own i think we d vibe well together wizard i thought for a second that you had cast hypnotic pattern but i was just dazzled by your beauty dnd dungeons and dragons bard bard pickup lines proficiency in persistence 7 8 improbableivy for anyone hoping to flirt with a fighter court a cleric or score with a sorcerer at a local tavern this fine evening behold this heroes feast of truly terrible pickup lines each custom made to cozy up to a specific stereotype these cringe and corny coquetries are sure to set something on fire perhaps hearts or perhaps just the bard dumb daring enough to use them barbarian please think of me as a grape i need you to crush me and make me w h ine bard i think we could make some sweet music together cleric you have left me speechless and that is nothing short of a miracle draconic bloodline sorcerer i don t want you to lose interest by letting this conversation drag on how can i tip the scales in my favor and you into my bed druid i m begging you to bee a deer and bear with my boar ing lines i just want so bat ly to seal the deal with you fighter i wouldn t mind seeing that action surge and second wind of yours up close and very personal monk any strike you could throw at me would be stunning cause you are simply a knockout paladin i m going to need a lay on hands cause i hurt myself when i fell for you ranger i am positively ensnared by you sweetheart i can t keep track of all the ways you turn me feral rogue i m about to call the city watch unless you return the heart you ve stolen from me storm sorcerer sweep me off my feet and let s have a whirlwind romance warlock you wouldn t believe the im pact your smile has on me my heart rate is through the roof wild magic sorcerer want to make some wild magic in the sheets together anything could happen wizard we can trip into bed together later if you re falling for me as much as i am for you dungeons and dragons dnd bard bard pickup lines no amount of bardic inspiration can salvage this 7 8 improbableivy waterdhavian fig jigglers fig jigglers were essentially shortbread cookie cups with a flanlike figgy filling meant to rise above the cookie s cupline and jiggle without collapsing or cracking the finished product was dusted with powdered sugar and served either at room temperature or chilled depending on the season hot mess by patheticfangirl chapter 12 cookie cups 1 cup 200 g butter softened ½ cup 100 g sugar 2 cups 250 g wheat flour ½ teaspoon vanilla paste figgy filling 1 cup 150 g dried figs 2 5 ml water ½ cup 100 g sugar ½ cup 1 5 ml heavy cream 3 eggs ½ teaspoon vanilla paste topping powdered sugar preheat the oven to 175 oc mix butter and sugar until creamy while gently reminding the butter that the ability to be soft is a strength not a weakness add the vanilla paste and mix well while assuring it that no matter how small it might feel compared to the amount of butter sugar and flour its presence is very much appreciated and greatly improves the result of the process gradually add the flour and mix it well with the other ingredients sing or hum something you like while doing so to add a musical note ha get it to the taste of the cookie cups divide the dough equally amongst the cups of a muffin tin and press it gently into shape equity and a gentle touch are essential when dealing with baked goods and people alike prick the bottom of the cookie cups with a fork they ll puff up if you don t leaving less room for the figgy filling and it s important to share space whenever possible nobody likes a cookie cup too full of itself to leave room for other input bake the cookie cups about 12 15 minutes they re ready when the edges turn golden brown and don t fret if they swell a little they ll also deflate a bit once removed from the oven some cookie cups puff and posture as a defense mechanism when they feel the heat let the cookie cups cool completely while you prepare the figgy filling chop the dried figs add them and the water to a small saucepan bring to a boil then let it simmer for 10 minutes or so when the figs are sitting all soft and defenseless in the remnants of the water give in to the dark urge and put them to the blade in your blender blend until you ve got a nice smooth puree whisk the eggs in a separate bowl gradually adding sugar remember to tell the ingredients they are doing an egg cellent job and how egg cited you are to be working with them sugar is sweet and so are you once eggs and sugar have been mixed well add the cream and vanilla paste whisk away until all the ingredients have become like jazz smooth that is stir in the fig puree until you fig ure that the mix is pretty evenly blended you may end up with a slight excess of filling but you can turn those leftovers into a figgy flan by just baking them in a little tin instead of a cookie cup preheat the oven to 160 oc spoon figgy filling into the cooled cookie cups and fill them up the figgy filling has a healthy self esteem and willswell somewhat while baking hopefully leaving us with the fig jigglers signature over the top top bake for 20 25 minutes until the filling sets keep an eye on the goods while t...