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loses his door for the final bedtime story and snuggle with his mom however the other night he opened the door again seconds after closing it i waited to see what adorable phrase he was adding to the mix now he looked at me with his large ernest eyes and said very quietly our house doesn t have any ghosts anymore the door began to shut again just before it clicked he cracked it open once more and whispered don t be scared as i said above i finally have enough time to start posting some new drawings goodness knows i m not using any of it sleeping anymore posted in art cartoon cartoons comic drawing funny humor illustration sticky notes uncategorized tagged art cartoon comic doodle drawing funny humor illustration sketch leave a comment few things can ruin a tough guy image like training wheels february 16 2015 everyone knows that younger siblings emulate their older ones it s an important part of child development and growth small children learn by watching and then doing i know this i understand this the only problem is that our youngest 2 years old is a boy and the older ones are both girls the result of this is that my son s favorite hat in pink he enjoys dancing he loves sparkles his favorite dress up clothes are actually just dresses he is only 2 years old he has no real gender identity yet he is simply imitating his beloved older sisters i know this i understand this i ll just keep repeating these phrases to myself i ll repeat them loud enough that i can t hear him asking to have his nails repainted posted in uncategorized tagged art cartoon comic doodle drawing funny humor illustration sketch 11 comments all societies have their snobs 300th post july 4 2014 this marks my 300th post on wordpress com i m pretty sure that s important i think there might be a special vip club for 300 post snobs like myself or does 300 posts earns me a major award a personal letter of recognition from wordpress founder ceo matt mullenberg wouldn t be amiss along with some stock options at the very least i think i ve earned some frequent flyer miles if 300 posts won t get me any perks at wordpress perhaps a few of these other stats might total number of comments 1 220 total number of blog followers 9 298 wow total number of cartoons posted 355 total number of posts published in a print magazine 2 total number of tattoos that were inspired by my drawings 2 total number of thai restaurants illegally using my artwork 1 even the thai restaurant display is flattering in a way here are photos of the thai restaurant in question and my original art if the owner of this thai restaurant is reading this post please contact me so i can thank you for displaying my art in your fine establishment posted in uncategorized tagged art cartoon comic doodle drawing funny humor illustration matt mullenweg sketch 15 comments his creative outlet is quite literal june 12 2014 i have talked about my brother before on this blog he is a wonderful and very artistic young man he also experiences autism his creativity and his strong literal sense combine to form a very interesting outlook on life although he has many strengths in his personality spontaneous humor is not among them because of this my father was determined to teach joe how to tell a joke he started with the old classic what s black and white and read all over when the punchline of newspaper was given joe would act confused dad would explain the wordplay involved and why it was funny joe would then agree newspapers were read all over the world but would never break even the slightest smile during the exchange as time went on they went through the same routine repeatedly most men would have admitted defeat most men would have simply accepted that some battles were not worth fighting my father was not most men again and again he would patiently march once more unto the breach continuing to practice the same joke with the same results every single time in fact it went on for years as time passed the explanation of the punchline and joe s expressionless reaction became a tradition that proved far more entertaining than the original joke ever was it played out more times then i can possibly count it gradually became an in joke for our family my father passed away six years ago although i tried to continue the tradition it just wasn t the same we still joked about the exchanges but it was relegated to category of fond memory during dinner a few months ago joe surprised everyone by asking what s black and white and read all over we all sat in stunned silence for a moment until my oldest daughter finally asked what joe replied with a newspaper and after a heartbeat s hesitation added that s read all over while breaking into an uncontrollable fit of the giggles posted in uncategorized tagged art cartoon comic doodle drawing father s day fatherhood funny humor illustration sketch 14 comments somebody is feeling lucky march 16 2014 in early february i received an email from a lovely young woman named jay it read as follows hey so recently i decided that i really wanted a lucky rabbit s foot tattoo desperate for ideas i tried a google search luckily ha ha i found your awesome sketch and fell in love your sketches are fantastic i saw someone else had tattooed some of your artwork and i decided that i would join the club and well i figured i d send it to you voila hope you dig it cheers jay here is a photo of jay s awesome new tattoo here is the original comic rotated for comparison and for people web surfing while lying in bed well i do dig it jay i also think your tattooist did a great job creating the illusion of depth with his her shading technique it looks great and i am deeply honored to know that there are at least two people now permanently wearing one of my little pictures here is the first posted in uncategorized tagged art cartoon comic doodle drawing funny humor illustration sketch tattoo 10 comments not many can claim such a refined pallet february 23 2014 in 2013 my wife and i made a different type of new year s resolution rather than working on changing ourselves we decided to focus on spending time together and trying new things on a monthly basis as anyone with young children knows time is always at a premium and we wanted to make sure we had some time reserved for us we ended up spending our us time reading some new books cooking a few interesting recipes and creating a handful of surprisingly beautiful art projects all together it was obviously a more enjoyable resolution to keep than loosing weight or exercising for 2014 we wanted to try something that would continue focusing on the time we spend together as a couple we settled on a bi monthly wine and cheese night this is a pretty big area of novelty for us because until now we have both been non drinkers so far the cheeses have been quite good with the exception of a gruyere that smelled tasted like a dirty old gym sock wrapped in a dirty old jockstrap the wines have been a bit more hit and miss we tried a very dry red which was fairly harsh there was a pink moscato that was very very acidic the two ice wines we have sampled both proved to be quite tasty we even bought an expensive aged tawny port that tasted exactly like prune juice and gasoline the best so far was a nice moscato d asti very light and sweet when ranking our picks thus far we discovered that if we simply listed the wines from the lowest alcohol content 5 to the highest 20 it correlated exactly from our favorite to least favorite picks the less alcohol in the bottle the more we enjoyed it essentially we like grape juice posted in uncategorized tagged art cartoon comic doodle drawing funny humor illustration marriage sketch wine wine and chess 17 comments everyone likes a naval orange february 9 2014 just kidding those things are the worst i prefer my fruit free of pesticides and umbilicus posted in uncategorized tagged art cartoon comic doodle drawing eating food funny humor illustration ink sketch 10 comments some topknots are more fabulous than fierce january 30 2014 at the end of last year my wife and i celebrated a milestone two of our three children are now able to operate with complete independence in the bathroom or so we thought it was my mother nana to the kids who first noticed the suspicious drips and drops sprinkling her bathroom floor the splashes were noted again and again over the course of several weeks whenever our three year old emma had been there each time the mysterious moisture was dismissed by nana as the product of enthusiastic hand washing the way nana tells the story she accidentally walked in on emma using the potty she opened the bathroom door to find her beautiful and perfect granddaughter bent over the toilet with one arm completely inside the bowl vigorously splashing the contents emma apparently looked at her and said brightly i m cleaning the potty nana was so shocked that she didn t say anything emma evidently saw the concern on nana s face she followed up with it s okay i m using a brush pulling her arm from the toilet and brandishing a dripping wet brush in her small hand it wasn t actually a cleaning brush but rather nana s hair brush the same hair brush nana used on her head each and every day of her life after she bathed each and every day including the past several weeks that it had also been moonlighting as a toilet brush posted in uncategorized tagged art cartoon comic doodle drawing family funny humor illustration parenting sketch 11 comments the day after halloween is when the real monsters appear november 2 2013 this halloween was our first with three children our youngest is only 11 months so he didn t care about costumes we gave him a cape anyway our oldest is in first grade and cared a great deal about costumes she chose batgirl it was a homemade costume that ended up looking very cool our middle child stubbornly insisted on being a princess cowboy superhero she definitely proved the most challenging as usual posted in uncategorized tagged art cartoon comic doodle drawing funny halloween halloween costumes humor illustration sketch 15 comments 50 shades of grey poupon october 26 2013 no i have not read the book i am making fun of yes i m okay with that posted in uncategorized tagged art cartoon comic doodle drawing funny humor illustration sketch 13 comments weapons of mass deduction july 31 2013 sometimes being a parent also means being a bit of a detective this could take the form of comforting a crying child while also trying to determine the cause of the tears it could be a case of frantically searching for a lost stuffed animal minutes before bedtime most of the the time it just means figuring out what the smell is and where on earth it s coming from posted in uncategorized tagged art cartoon comic doodle drawing funny humor illustration parenting webcomic 20 comments cheddar should be sharp enough to cut back july 22 2013 for the past few years i have been suffering from eczema on my hands after eliminating chemical and environmental sources i have been looking at the possibility of a food allergy our seven month old has had some issues with milk sensitivities and we thought perhaps i was experiencing a similar issue i visited the doctor in early summer and had some blood testing done as we waited for the results we have discussed how much more challenging it would be to avoid other common elements like corn eggs gluten wheat yeast etc or even worse a combination of more than one as my wife is still breastfeeding we have seen how difficult it is to eliminate just one staple like milk from the diet because we eat mostly food that is prepared from scratch the idea of avoiding several ingredients seemed quite daunting as it turns out i am allergic to all of these and more it seems that i am at least sensitive to everything from the everyday ingredients listed above to more unusual foods like asparagus lobster and litchi fruit in fact the only items that i remember having absolutely no sensitivities to were cheddar cheese horseradish and grapefruit while i will admit that each is tasty in their own way i can t think of many tasty recipes that combine all three posted in uncategorized tagged art cartoon comic doodle drawing funny humor illustration ink sketch webcomic 15 comments his majesty the prince of whales may 14 2013 our six month old is developing his own little personality he is very curious exploring everything within reach by gnawing chewing and drooling he is also very engaging reacting to loved ones with smiles giggles and shrieks he is especially fascinated by his two older sisters when they are close enough he gnaws chews and drools on them however he is usually content to watch them run from one end of the house to the other he is too small to sit up on his own but he loves to be held in a sitting position to witness the chaos periodically he will get tired and bend forward at the waist to rest and thoughtfully chew on his toes each time our three year old sees this she will stop bow and gravely announce your majesty then she runs aways laughing like a complete maniac she is also developing a personality a very big one by the looks of it posted in uncategorized tagged art cartoon comic doodle drawing funny humor illustration sketch 32 comments habitual liars suffer from smokers cough april 28 2013 we have a little indoor outdoor home weather station that sits on our kitchen counter it tells us all kinds of neat information like temperature and humidity with great accuracy it even provides a forecast for the next few hours we have found this to be somewhat less accurate if it predicts sun we watch for rain if rain is in the forecast it s safe to plan a picnic recently it showed partly sunny partly cloudy and rain all at the same time instead a snowstorm dropped over a foot of snow on us these errors may be a result of the fact that the station in still in its 14 day learning mode as it warns us in large lettering under the weather prediction then again the 14 day learning mode is well into its fourth year at this point we re not sure if the weather station is a really slow learner or just a dirty rotten liar posted in uncategorized tagged art cartoon comic doodle drawing funny humor illustration sketch 16 comments the centaur for disease control april 4 2013 our youngest recently had his second round of immunizations he was very brave with each of our daughters these early check ups were terrible they would cry from the minute we walked into the offices until the moment we left from 1 2 months onward they feared the doctor the nurse and even the receptionist despite the two month intervals between visits they recognized the faces and remembered that they were connected to painful shots this is amazing when you consider that babies this young are startled to discover they have feet several times each day posted in uncategorized tagged art cartoon comic doodle drawing funny humor 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