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playing football and rugby increases your chances of turning impotent and getting erectile disfunction it can work brilliant 3 rapping shit without a doubt i miss this the mos t i don t think oxford students would appreciate rap they re all into classical music and shit the other day i accidentally went into gangsta talk mode and a bunch of girls laughed at me they said it was cute but what the hell who ever heard of a cute gangsta aww hellno but seriously for those of you who still don t get it this whole gangsta thing is a just a joke okay it s all just for fun and i know i m a malay boy ye ye saya tahu haha p much love to michelle josephine naim sani and ei jean for being my partners and of course dj muzzein bigsmoke malek holla at kyuem ft supersmooth playa naim keep it real productions on our last song the solution i do believe i m holding myself back by assuming that these oxford students don t like rap i should just give it a go instead of being such a wuss and again the potential for rap collaborations damn i m so excited now alright mc surefire is coming back time will again will be a major bitch though time to enjoy the holidays and to look forward i think it s time to stop living in the past kyuem was great with movie making basketballing and rapping but who says i can t do it at oxford anyhow at the moment all i really wanna do is just enjoy the holidays my sweetie s coming yeahay haha let the good times roll 02 dec 08 nostalgic gaming prince of persia by irfanrazdwan 4 comments categories yougame video games i remember during my childhood used to be a hobby associated with geeks losers and the socially retarded only those with no life would play video games fast forward a few years and now plenty of games have had movies made out of them comics published and even celebrities the very definition of cool so they say are now playing video games and endorsing them for all intents and purposes video gaming has gone mainstream but this post isn t about the history of video games as interesting as that is it s about a game that has been with me since my childhood and is still with me today for every gamer out there i m sure there s that one game that they played first that one game that got them hooked on the idea of video gaming itself for me it was the prince of persia series lets have a look at the game throughout the times the ones i ve played anyway there s actually more prince of persia games than the ones listed here prince of persia 1989 the original classic the game that started it all i played this game on my first ever desktop pc using the ms dos operating system the operating system before windows at the time it came out in 1989 but i played it during 1994 i think at 6 years old the plot was simple enough the prince in this game started out as a poor orphan living on the streets one day he scales the castle walls and catches a glimpse of the princess whom he would later fall in love with love at first sight hellyeah despite their class differences the princess returned his feelings the game begins when the sultan of persia is called away to war in the meantime the vizier jaffar takes rule in his stead unknown to the princess and her dad the vizier actually fancies her for himself he would later imprison the prince after knowing she had the hots for him instead seriously pissed the vizier gave an ultimatum to the princess marry him in one hour or die at the same time the prince escapes from prison now he has only one hour to save the princess the typical damsel in distress one hour get moving boy the game was played in real time meaning the player had exactly one hour to finish the game and save the princess when this game arrived it was met with rave reviews critics praised its unique groundbreaking gameplay awesome graphics at the time and fluid animation me being a little kid didn t give a shit about all this it was simply fun to play that wasn t to say this game was child s play most of the time i never finished the game my dad did that for me as i watched haha p public displays of affection oh nooo p well not really the prince would of course in the end defeat the evil vizier and marry the princess finally becoming the prince of persia prince of persia sands of time trilogy the next few games i played in the prince of persia series was on the ps2 there were three games in all each a continuation of the story the prince in this trilogy was an altogether different character from the prince in the original game the plot in this game is much more complex than in the original classic so i can t really be bothered to write it all down here there s wikipedia for all that haha instead feast your eyes on these lovely art and screenshots 1 prince of persia sands of time 2 prince of persia warrior within 3 prince of persia two thrones prince of persia 2008 and finally we come to the year 2008 as is normal for the series this time around there is a new prince to star in this game coming out in december the makers of this game claim they re going back to the roots of the original classic prince of persia to me thats a good thing from the trailers and demos i ve checked out this is one promising piece of work if you re too lazy to check out these pictures can that be possible too lazy to even look at pics haha do yourself a favour and check out the awesome intro at the official game site woohoo alright i think that s enough hype for one post on another note games recently finished mass effect command conquer red alert 3 fallout 3 games soon to be played prince of persia 2008 gta iv left 4 dead dead space need for speed undercover 24 nov 08 5th month cheesiness by irfanrazdwan 6 comments categories love for real what do you guys think of poetry i think it s prissy poncy and an utter load of crap now what do you guys think of poetry in a relationship you know dedicating your sweetheart with a poem to show your love all that i still think it s prissy poncy and an utter load of crap haha p except now there s a chance you ll get dumped if ur lady man ain t into all this sensitive shit heheh but i gotta admit deep down inside sometimes just sometimes just rarely rarely sometimes i find poetry cough to be cough very cough sweet yes ahem so for our 5th month anni i thought i d dedicate my sweetie with a story about poetry this story sees me attempting to be a poet when i m clearly not one the 2nd one s mine is unashamedly rubbish i know hehe is entirely fiction and has no connection to anyone living or dead makes it known that i can be a stalker if i want to haha p enjoy to the boy to the girl once upon a time girl couldn t get her mind off boy girl had fallen in love with boy but the only thing boy did was give her false hope when boy finally left her girl still couldn t get her mind off boy she was heartbroken yet still horribly in love not knowing what to do she turned to the one thing that gave her solace poetry to the boy this is dedicated to a guy i cant get my mind off help me get my mind off him please so i can sleep at night and be at ease i need to forget him and get him off my mind i need answers that i cant seem to find but the harder i try to forget the more i remember im filled with anger pain and regret erasing the memories will take forever i need someone to save me someone who would grab my hand and set me free into a world of wonders and happiness but right now im stuck in a hole of darkness do you know how hard it was for me to open up i eventually did and i got dumped now my heart is slowly closing up again it hurts me so much that it drives me insane i cant believe i thought you were mr right i cant believe i thought it was love at first sight i cant believe it was you who broke my heart when i loved and trusted you right from the start love is such a strong word i hate to use hate is stronger and it makes me confused what you did to me was just wrong because the feelings i had for you was so strong one day guy who was in love with girl but thought he had no chance because he knew of girl s interest in boy found the poetry lying about after reading it he was touched to the point of tears except he shed no tears because he was a guy and was ashamed at doing so guy realised he ll be making a fool out of himself but wanting to comfort girl he sent her this to the girl this is dedicated to the girl that i truly love those sleepless nights that you ve been through i ll offer you help that s long been due giving you peace to start anew with answers that s been evading you forgetting i know is hard and painful resisting regret and anger s pull you ll need some time for this endeavour but with me it need not be forever i ve been waiting for you all along watching you cry and being treated wrong i ll wait no longer it s time to act from the darkness i ll bring you back i ll make you believe i am mr right i ll make you believe it is love at first sight i ll make you believe i can mend your broken heart even if you can t love and trust me right from the start so take my hand and i ll set you free i ll hold you close right beside me to a world of wonders and happiness you ll see i promise forever always it s you and me after reading the poetry girl laughed like she hadn t for a long long time she shed bucketloads of tears except this time they were tears of happiness and of course because she found the poem to be absolutely ridiculous she would later get to know guy whom she ll fall head over heels for boy would later get hit by a truck owned by a movie production company aptly named eat karma bitch productions and so guy and girl lived happily ever after the end syira mahmud happy 5 months 5 months might not seem so long but it has been really wonderful being with you and it still is heheh sorry i had to go away so soon but i promise to make it up to you someday and oh yes i love you a world of wonders and happiness haha p s for those of you who hate poetry check this out a poem about hating poems haha click here 21 nov 08 retrospective part 1 malaysia liftoff by irfanrazdwan 4 comments categories ice cold love for real mc surefire and the family sometimes you ll come to a stage of your life where everything changes some of these stages though life changing nonetheless are pretty predictable going to boarding schools living supporting yourself getting married getting your first child becoming grandparents to name a few the majority of us will experience these things or maybe not do i have to quote my sources goddamn law teaching haha some only a handful will ever get the good fortune or horror of experiencing it s these kinds of life changing experiences that will truly test your character and you shall emerge either broken or stronger than ever after it maybe i m being a self indulgent bastard by saying this but in this year 2008 i think i ve gone through more life changing experiences than my whole life before this and i think i ve had to mature and develop more in this year alone than ever in my life now that s either saying this year is totally awesome or shit as i make it to be or my life has been so damn boring up until now that even a relatively normal year like this seems so insane haha right now that the obligatory opening bullshit is done with heheh lets rewind to the remarkable events of two thousand eight holla 24th june 5 20 a m bandar tun hussein onn the sweetest ever yes the night was not young it was practically morning then she said yes woohoo and i was feeling of happiness of unprecedented levels infinitely happy was the word happiness that is lasting even until now what the hell am i talking about seriously i wish i could go into details but that might become too nauseating and keep it real does not write nauseating blogs aite unless that someone gives me permission umm never mind p heheh suffice to say the late night car rides cruising the traffic less roads coloured by the orange lights i miss them oh yeah that was a very sweet yes but there s actually a sweeter yes to be had the truly sweetest you all know what i m talking about right heheh the oxford fairytale from joke to reality i still remember it i was in form 1 mrsm kuala klawang negeri sembilan i had just won an elocution competition at mrsm muar one of the spectators someone i didn t know came to congratulate me so we had a nice chat then the topic later came to studying i told him where i was studying i asked him abang ni upper form eh he said taklah abang dah kat uni dah pun oh uni mane uia upm university malaya haha to which he replied tak university of oxford later my teachers friends came to congratulate me and the guy just suddenly left frankly at that time i didn t give a shit oxford where s dat somewhere overseas i know there s the oxford dictionary but i ve always thought he was a guy a professor of some sort so he has a university to his name too cool but who cares back at mrsm kk i brought up the story with my teacher out of sheer boredom she would later extoll proclaim the various awesomeness of oxford university holy crap that place sounds gangsta in my lower form years i always knew i was a bit of a brag proclaiming myself to strive for oxford university would be the claim till form 3 then form 4 came and i discovered friendster my poyo ness went online as can be seen under the college university listings here but deep down inside i knew it was all just a joke i ll play around with until i finally reach uni or maybe not because then came kyuem here the geniuses of malaysia gathered students here went to oxford every year like a ritual later when the oxbridge applications opened up i thought it d be cool to sign up you know try out this shit everyone s been talking about see how hard the interview really is i would later make a rap song about getting into oxford during teacher s day not the picture of that rap song that was with michelle but nobody took pictures then so these ll do p being a lazy class skipping homework procrastinating student however i didn t put much stock into it really happening but apparently god had other plans but even after getting the offer with the kind of donkey brained grades i ve been getting after each trials i wasn t picturing myself getting there at all but well here i am st peters college university of oxford alhamdulillah of course to think it all started from some dude i met in form 1 who knows maybe he was actually referring to oxford brookes haha but i never did ask and it doesn t really matter i m here somewhere millions of other people would love to be better not make a fool of myself i guess the parting i didn t think it was coming the time after college was the best time of my life so far but yeah sooner or later it had to end and i had to go the family being the only boy in the family i guess my sisters all depended on me a lot or maybe not p they like to say i m pretty useless haha who will help my mom with all the heavy chores who else is my dad is gonna be gangst...