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i think i m dying i think i m dying home about me about the pups john s corner fun search phrases subscribe to feed 163 later november 15 2007 in uncategorized tags boston terrier maggie 1 comment and still no real reason why maggie scratches i did like the vet much better though we went to greenfield vet clinic on the recommendation of an ifriend the vet did every test in the book and maggie behaved like a champ he poked and prodded scraped and cut and she never peeped i m a proud mama she did however pee out of nervousness the minute i separated her from lulu can you blame her she has a bacterial infection which is both caused by the scratching and exacerbating the scratching but we still don t know what causes her to itch in the first place no mites no fleas no ringworm at least that means it s nothing gross i guess this vet was very helpful though he talked to me for a whole hour he told me every possible cause of scratching and which he doubted were the culprit and he was the first vet to say that maggie probably doesn t have a food allergy he also told me that maggie has pattern baldness i guess it s not that uncommon in some smaller breeds but i had never noticed it she doesn t have much hair behind her ears on her chest and on her hind legs so apparently she needs a doggie toupee or something in human form she would basically look like this so now she is on an antibiotic a steroid special omega 3 and 6 capsules and she gets an antibacterial bath weekly what a sickly little pup my wallet is hurting too mwah november 14 2007 in uncategorized tags lulu natalie dee pug 2 comments i love natalie dee s comic today i post it here in honor of lulu s non stop lickfest of my arm right now sexiest man alive november 14 2007 in uncategorized 25 comments people just named matt damon as the annual sexiest man alive i m not so sure i see it i like his character in the bourne movies he s nice looking and all buff intelligent etc i get that he s sexy but sex iest i can think of plenty of male celebrities that seem more fitting of the honor sorry matt you don t make my list c est la vie also people seems to have chosen some pretty awful pictures for the rest of the honorable mentions these are men who are famous in large part because of their looks but you would never know it from these terrible photos i give you brad pitt he sort of looks constipated no and this is one of the most ridiculous pics of ryan reynolds i ve ever seen what s with the thumb chomping and angst ridden look patrick dempsey doesn t fare any better did he just hit his head he looks confused too it s got to be a head injury and jt a normally attractive man just looks well all bug eyed and his shit eatin grin isn t helping much someone in the photography department needs to be fired or whoever chose these pictures to be representative of sexy because i m just not seeing it poor little magnadoodle november 14 2007 in uncategorized tags boston terrier dermatology issues dogs vet 6 comments i have had it with maggie s skin issues if it s not one thing it s another she is almost never completely free from some malady and i am so tired of vets giving us vague suggestions try switching her food maybe she s allergic to something well which food should i try what ingredients should i avoid try this medicated shampoo ok didn t work let s take some skin scrapings nothing shows up i am taking her to a new vet tomorrow afternoon who specializes in second opinions i guess the first visit is free so if he can t give me some straight answers and concrete suggestions i won t have wasted much besides my time it s just especially frustrating because her problems seem to change and move sometimes the problem is on her chest sometimes her hind legs sometimes her ears sometimes it s scabby sometimes scaley sometimes swollen and since lulu never catches whatever maggie has it s seem like whatever it is can t be all that contagious so maybe it s not bacterial or fungal maybe it is an allergy this picture gives you an idea of how splotchy she is o sigh i don t know i m not a vet but my goal is to have maggie looking like a champ by new years wish her luck tomorrow hopefully she doesn t get so nervous she pees f ck you wrinkles november 13 2007 in uncategorized tags ageing birthday wrinkles 11 comments man i only have 16 more days of early twenties left in my life i am officially depressed about this i was getting ready this morning and i realized that i am covered in age spots and tiny little wrinkles around my eyes and of course i have that big wrinkle on my forehead and i could swear i m getting some corner of the mouth wrinkles probably from all the frowning i do the skin around my eyes is all dry and i finally know what those wrinkle cream commercials are talking about when they refer to crepe ing or however you spell it my eyes are crepe y i don t want to turn 26 i want to stay 25 forever do you remember when you were about 16 and you would see your friends older siblings who were maybe 22 and think sweet jesus that guy is practically ancient he must have grown up problems like what kind of beer to buy and what kind of clothes to wear from abercrombie and then when you got to college and everyone over about 22 seemed like an old fart who had no party left in them 25 year olds simply cannot party duh they are too busy raising families and dealing with arthritis and i m pretty sure people over 30 didn t exist in my universe until very recently i was in denial or something my last birthday really sucked turning a quarter century just isn t fun no matter how you look at it well maybe it would be fun if you were some kind of cancer survivor and living until 25 was an accomplishment i just remember waking up on my 25th birthday and thinking how much my back hurt and how much i needed a strong cup of coffee and then my dad told me that when he turned 25 he cried oy vey to make matters worse john s birthday isn t until may so this means i am officially older than him he s the spring chicken he s as fresh as a daisy not me i try to remember my wrinkle creams every morning and night but i guess i still have that youthful habit of passing out in bed with my contacts in my face unwashed and the tv on i guess it doesn t really matter because according to consumer reports wrinkle creams really don t do a bit of good and they tested them all just wear sunscreen and keep your skin hydrated they say that really takes all the fun out of it don t you think i liked hanging on to the hope that a miracle in a jar existed so when i wake up on november 29th i will officially enter the mid twenties or for you pessimists out there the late twenties i cringe even typing that i expect to see this in the mirror i will let you know how the birthday goes but don t be surprised if my keyboard malfunctions due to excessive crocodile tear exposure what i said 163 later mwah sexiest man alive poor little magnadoodle f ck you wrinkles november gift list man dies but once winter break wasn t meant to be bffs fashion disaster is it a stroke it s been a long week already relief frayed nerves blogroll apostrophe abuse are we there yet benevolent snark bonjour badger brzeski marathon caseybower photography conversation with myself cuteoverload dickipedia encyclopedia britta nica fail blog fannypack antics green lantern via slate magazine happier cows come from wisconsin i can has cheezburger it s my life little wiggler love first live incidentally married without children matt liz and madeline milwaukee buckeye my lame attempt at blogging natalie dee passive aggressive notes post secret project open letter schrute space stuff white people like tales of a wedding planner that s what she said the everyday the tall and the short of it tree hugger personal dna faithful leader top posts 163 later mwah sexiest man alive poor little magnadoodle f ck you wrinkles november gift list man dies but once winter break wasn t meant to be bffs 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