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e january 21 2010 we have been waiting for my wife to start her period so on day three we could schedule our fist round of iui with our new doctor december 14th was day one of her last cycle and she has been between 28 30 days while we have been waiting a good friend of ours made a suggestion he said the only way to get pregnant was to have sex on the floor i know sounds like a bunch of hog wash but come on you know you have to try it so midway into her cycle in december we did just that got on the floor and did it like we were back in college not well into our 30s let me tell you not the most comfortable position to say the least flash forward to today she is 7 days late from her period but she is not regular so didn t think much of it we decided to try the good ol hpt this morning and wham double line we couldn t believe it so we took another test instantly two beautiful lines appeared in total shock we went to the doctors office and got a blood test hcg levels at 8064 and we are 5 weeks along absoluely amazing and a freaking miracle so my advice try having sex on the floor seems to have worked for us posted in general stuff 2 comments more of the waiting game december 18 2009 it always seems like in the world if ivf you do nothing but wait we switched to a new doctor whom i liked but my wife wasn t too thrilled with he really seemed to know his stuff but she was upset that he talked down to us that and he looks like quasi moto as long as our kids don t look like him i ll be fine he suggested that we skip ivf until he does at least 4 iui procedures this is basically the turkey baster with a little clomid to stimulate the folicles we tried this one time before but he really feels that you should do 4 attempts before doing ivf after 4 attempts you had a 40 success rate and if that failed you should move on to the next step our last doctor never explained it like that to us so we went from one iui cycle to ivf right away seeing how iui is about 10 000 times less expensive i thought it might be a good idea i also liked the way they do it there they will use clomid and via ultra sound ensure that there are follicles and measure them then they will give a trigger shot and i come in the next day to produce my sample then they do another ultra sound to see if the follices actually had released and then you wait two weeks to see if it all worked the last clinic we went to didn t do any of the trigger shots or ultra sound so maybe this is better he looked at the results from our last dr and our ivf treatment and he saw that she produced a ton of eggs and our fertilization rate was awesome so that part is good i just think it is something with the lining and getting the suckers to stick she has all sorts of problems now like irregular periods acne going months without ovulating it seems that once we started treatment hormone therapy accupuncture herbal diets etc that it fucked up her body something fierce the new clinic wanted us to call on day1 of her cycle she normally has a 30 day cycle this month it was 28 days we called on day 1 nurse was out called on day 2 nurse was out called on day 3 she apologized she was on vacation and we would need to start the clomid on day 3 but by day 11 we would need to come in for an ultra sound well guess what we will be out of town for christmas damn another month we have to wait now i guess january will be our magic month speaking of christmas i am not looking forward to it this year her older sister has 3 kids and her younger sister has a newborn we are the only ones childless and nothing is worse than being around kids when you have none sorry but it makes you uber jealous well i guess we will have to wait until january and see what happens in the meantime we will just sit here and wait tags ass eggs in vitro fertilization infertility ivf porn semen trigger shot posted in general stuff 1 comment our new plan november 12 2009 wow it has been 5 months since my last update as you might recall we had a negative on our pregnancy test after our 1st ivf round we regrouped and decided to just let things settle down a bit during that time we bought some really expensive ovulation monitors and figured we would give it a go ourselves until we decided if we wanted to do ivf again the monitors proved to be ineffective apparently my wife has such low levels of hormones that the monitors couldn t pick up when she was ovulating we went 2 months with not a single increase in levels that we figured the machine was broken we sent it in for testing and they confirmed that she had the smallest of increases of hormone levels but not enough for the machine to pick up she went in for blood work and ovulation was confirmed for the 1st month damn we missed another opportunity the 2nd month she didn t ovulate at all wtf her body is all messed up at this point she decided to go to a hormone therapist as well as a accupuncturist these weekly trips had her full of holes and eating her weight in pills vitamins and nasty powders you mix into water she had to spit in a test tube every 2 days and freeze it and then send it in for testing all this crazy stuff and all i have to do is ejaculate into a cup doesn t quite seem fair if you ask me last month we figured we would just try ourselves again and on the 35th day she still hadn t gotten her period of course we got excited but all hpts showed negative turns out once again she hadn t ovulated this is turning into a disaster i mean i get if the powers that be don t want it to work for whatever reason but at least give us all the tools to try and play the game it isn t fair if she is broken 1 2 the time anyways we tried again in october and today is actually the 30th day of her 30 day cycle with some slight cramping but no break through bleeding who knows maybe we got lucky this month or maybe again she didn t ovulate we will know in a few days i suppose in the meantime we have sought a new fertility doctor in tampa he apparently is one of the best in the country aren t they all but works at a teaching hospital so he should have all the latest and greatest stuff at his disposal i ll keep you informed how that goes we are looking at a january ivf date if the natural method doesn t pan out until then tags in vitro fertilization infertility ivf semen sperm posted in general stuff 1 comment d day june 26 2009 wife went in for beta blood work today at 7 45am we got the call from the dr at 1 30pm that we are not pregnant guess those two healthy beautiful embroys decided they didn t want to stick around for 9 months well we are obviously very upset but i kinda had a feeling she was cramping and spotting and the home pregnancy tests kept coming up negative well now it is time to regroup and see if we try this game again or something different tags eggs in vitro fertilization infertility ivf progesterone semen sperm posted in general stuff 1 comment t minus 4 days june 22 2009 we go in for our beta this friday and we are super nervous her ohss is totally cured the swelling went down and she is feeling great our main concern is that she has been getting cramps these are similar to what she gets when she starts her priod today 8 days post transfer she had some slight spotting she panicked and consulted a friend who underwent ivf it is crazy all the different answers you get to yoru questions some people say cramping is normal and a good sign embryo implanting some say spotting is a good sign others report it is just the onset of their period i guess there is no right or wrong answer since every woman and every situation is different waiting has got to be the hardest part not nearly as hard as getting a negative but still hard just a few more days to find out what is going on in there wish us luck tags eggs in vitro fertilization infertility ivf progesterone semen sperm posted in general stuff 1 comment the waiting game begins june 15 2009 on sunday at 7am we went to the doctors office to prep for the embryo transfer my wife has been having some issues with bloating apparently her ovaries are hyper stimulated causing fluid to build up this causes her discomfort the feeling of being full difficulty breathing and basic abdominal pain it isn t uncommon in ivf procedures however i do fault the doctor office in that she called them 2 times telling them of these problems and they just told her it was normal however when we went into for the transfer the doctor looked pretty concerned and if we were candidates for embryo freezing it would have been done until her ovaries settled down and the fluid levels went back to normal the doctor stated and i have confirmed via research that ohss isn t a risk for the baby or even at your chances of getting pregnant but it cuases the mother pain for basically the first trimester i don t want my wife to be in any pain at all so i am very upset and concerned we are going back to the office on wednesday for some tests so they can monitor the fluid levels hopefully they won t have to drain her fluid as other women i have read about have had done the embryologist came in with pictures of our embryos apparently only one of the aas made it and the next runner up was i believe a ba or bb or something like that again we were disapointed as of saturday the aas were still doing great so we got an aa and a b implanted now keep in mind the grades don t effect the quality of the child that is the say the lower the grade doesn t mean the child will be retarded or have problems learning difficulties etc it is just that the higher the grade the better the chance of implantation we made it all the way to a 5 day blastocyte which supposedly increases your chances of success but the little bugger still has to implant into the uterus lining so we wait until this friday when they do a blood test to see how her progesterone levels are and then the following friday for our beta pregnany test they don t give you a yes or no they basically monitor the hormone levels and if they are going up then you are in the clear so we wait for 2 weeks now and just take it easy this is the hardest part because science has stopped and mother nature has taken over wish us luck tags eggs in vitro fertilization infertility ivf progesterone posted in general stuff 1 comment egg mcmuffins horse needles june 11 2009 started our first progesterone shot yesterday that s the queens we i just did the sticking she did the receiving it went very well again i prepared the needle a 1 1 2 inch 22 gauge monster with the progesterone she couldn t lay on her belly this time as she already looks 2 months pregnant and it still hurts a bit from the retrieval so she bent over the bed and yes my mind wandered anyway i iced her ass for about 5 minutes swabbed it with alcohol and jabbed that bad boy in again no pain no discomfort she hardly felt a thing a quick back rub later and she was all ready to watch tv we have to get good at this as you have to give progesterone shots every single day until she get s a postive on the pregnancy test if pregnant you have to continue till around week 7 so that is 7 weeks of horse shots got the news from the embryologist today if you remember they retrieved 19 eggs of the 19 14 fertilized and the numbers are in we have 7 embryos that are graded as aa s the best of the best and 5 are ab s awesome and the rest are b s still great looks like implantation will be on sunday unfortunately due to medical conditions on my side they can t freeze our embryos so hopefully this works will give you more news when we get it wish us luck tags in vitro fertilization infertility injection ivf progesterone posted in intro 1 comment initial results are in june 10 2009 the embryologist just called with the results of our little petri dish babies if you remember they took out 19 glorious eggs from my wife yesterday she is doing great by the way today up and about and at work though she is taking it easy of the 19 eggs removed we just got word that 14 fertilized the embryologist said that number was fantastic we get word tommorow on how they are doing and the grade of the ones that make it through the night i asked my wife if she wanted to name them we decided that might take up too much time we ll spend time naming the hopefully twins we get tonight is the first progesterone shot another horse needle square in the ass hopefully she takes it as well as the trigger shot more tommorow wish us luck tags in vitro fertilization infertility ivf posted in general stuff leave a comment what do porn eggs and sprite have in common june 9 2009 so today is the big day well one of many perhaps today was the day that my wife had to have her eggs aspirated we arrived at the doctors office at 7 45am for our procedure now i have been to many doctors offices in my time but i have to tell you this place was run like a well oiled machine the second we walked in they had paperwork for us to sign had a room for us to wait in and had nurse after nurse come in asking questions the setup is basically this 1 the take wifey into a room and have her undress everything comes off no jewelry nothing 2 they bring her back to her bed and give her an iv and start a saline drip 3 they hook up every machine that beeps bings and makes noises to her to check her heart temperature whether she gets directtv etc 4 they wheel her away to the or where they put her out aspirate the egg and bring her to recovery 5 they have me go to a room and produce my sample 6 i meet her back in recovery and wait for the drugs to wear off and take her home so wifey gets undressed and i fill out paperwork answer questions etc she comes back and has everything off but her bra the make nurse scolds her bad wifey bad the only reason she kept it on is because with all the meds her breasts are super duper tender and it hurts to have the material of the gown on them she comes back and lays back down 10 000 questions and forms later they are ready to walk her to the or i am told to wait in the lobby and follow orders like a good soldier about 30 minutes later somebody comes out and gets me leads me to the room to jerkoff and leave my deposit this room is always a little creepy i mean you know about 500 guys have masturbated in there and they have porn playing on the tv nude magazines etc it is uncomfortable because the nurse is a woman so you know she is like hmmm wonder what porno this dude is into to make matters worse i brought a bookbag with me with my laptop and other things so i could do work while i waited for my wife they probably thought i brought my own sick porn with me then of course when you are done depositing the sample you wonder if you should just ring the bell to come out or wait like 10 minutes to make it seem like it took you a long time i split the difference and waited 5 minutes after i was done i wanted to see how the porno ended did she actually pay for the pizza i go back to the waiting room and wait watching a little morning tv the dr com...