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the life of joe ricks the life of joe ricks sunday april 22 2012 important questions here are some things i ll never understand 1 why am i more tired now after taking an hour long nap than i was before taking the nap 2 why did my old roomate make a bookshelf out of cardboard and hang it up in his room 3 why did it take me 25 years to discover that the word bed looks like a bed 4 why is this picture on my computer and why is this parked in front of someone s house 4 2 who you gonna call 5 why did i ever stop playing with legos 6 why does anna have licorice shoved up her nose 6 2 why the hek is licorice not spelled lickerish 7 what is inside that 49 cent chicken pot pie that makes it burn your mouth no matter how long you wait before eating it 7 2 why does that pot pie smell like sweaty armpit 7 3 why do armpits sweat 7 4 if a pot pie and a hot pocket got in a fight who would win 8 why haven t i written on this blog in 3 years the world may never know posted by joe at 9 20 pm 4 comments monday october 26 2009 i m a ninja kind of i thought about studying for a test tomorrow that s about as far as that went i d rather procrastinate it kind of started with me getting locked out of my house i went next door to talk to a girl about tomorrow s exam i came back and realized that i had locked the door behind me without bringing my keys hate it when that happens luckily i know how to break into these apartments i went back to kathleen s asked for a screwdriver and returned to my apartment window i carefully removed the screws trying not to mess up the already bent window covering anymore than necessary and pulled the screen off anyway after i removed the screen i looked at the dust infested blinds seriously those things are dirty i mean it kind of looks like it s growing some kind of grey fur ew lifted one leg up over the of the window sill and reached my arm though slight problem there was a vcr right on the other side notice the emphasis on was i mean come on who has a vcr answer my roommate anyway the old useless piece of junk decided to fall over and crashed on the ground as i simultaneously and not so gracefully got caught on an internet cable slipped and fell through the blinds and slammed into the computer table yeah i m a ninja i just need some practice and i need to get back to homework posted by joe at 9 36 pm 5 comments wednesday october 21 2009 whoa 23 so i m 23 now pretty crazy i feel old as i get older the need to get presents for my birthday has all but gone away but this birthday i got some awesome and very thoughtful presents 1 fudge my mom sent me a tub of homemade fudge it seriously is like the best thing ever awesomeness level 5 thoughtfulness level 5 2 a bunch of girls came over at 5 45 am and broke into my house my roommate was supposed to let them in but i guess he forgot woke me up and took me to an awesome restaurant called bobo s seriously amazing honestly i was pretty grumpy for about 2 mins i mean 5 45 is pretty dang early but then i had a blast awesomeness level 1 7 5 the first 2 mins was horrible but then it was pretty amazing thoughtfulness level 5 3 a case of ibc cream soda a burned cd and 5 pictures of random people i don t know that paige found near the swimming pool at my apartment complex it was amazing enough said awesomeness level 5 thoughtfulness level 5 4 a pumpkin that said happy birthday joe i thought it was really nice till i looked on the back and which said u r a brat awesomeness level 1 5 depending on which side of the pumpkin you look at thoughtfulness level 1 5 depending on which side of the pumpkin you look at 5 a chocolate cupcake with a match on top he was out of candles awesomeness level 5 thoughtfulness level 5 6 i got home kind of late on my birthday and went into my room there was a brown paper bag on my bed with a sign that said it s a boy on the side was also a note happy birthday joe from chris one of my roommates inside chris had thrown a bunch of things that i think he found inside his closet including a pair of baby socks an old rubber soccer ball 3 skeletons with ropes tied around their necks a pencil with snails painted on it and an old used comb i started laughing so hard that i woke up my roommates thoughtfulness level 1 awesomeness level 17 anyway it was a fun day posted by joe at 2 24 pm 1 comment sunday october 4 2009 corndogs yum i m a poor college kid who doesn t like to spend too much money on himself i m not a tight wad or anything i just don t like spending massive amounts of money on useless things like laundry detergent yay for febreeze ok so it s my roomate s febreeze but that s beside the point this kind of reminds me of other day when i had a corn dog for lunch you know one of those 25 cent pre fab non biodegradable types that has that funky wooden taste from the stick slammed through the middle of the dog they re not really that bad ok nevermind they are pretty much that bad bad describes it really well actually one of the institute teacher s walked by with one on a plate took a bite and said hmmmm i guess i gave him a weird look or something because he looked up at me and said i m humming because it s warm not because it s good yeah you know what i mean anyway after removing the plastic covering and placing the frozen slab of almost food on a paper plate i popped it in the microwave for 85 seconds if you do it for 90 seconds the backside explodes still not sure why that happens then pulled it out and covered it in crazy amounts of ketchup mustard if you put enough mustard and ketchup on it almost tastes like real food and started eating the dog while eating the batter blasted piece of ultra processed meat feeling my arteries clog and my stomach scream i began to question the the reasons for eating not just one but two of these things usually i m a pretty rational guy most of the time ok except for that time when i decided that it would be smart to go around and asking random girls to marry me or when i decided to stay up till 4 00am watching nacho libre instead of studying for a test the next morning but i mean there is no diffence in taste between the actual hot dog and the peice of wood jammed through it s center none at all why the hek am i eating these and then it hit me because they re only 25 cents posted by joe at 8 53 pm 3 comments tuesday september 22 2009 i play the piano sort of so every once in a while i get these crazy urges to do weird things like running at 5 30 a m bungie jumping sky diving belly dancing finger painting or reaching out my arm and clotheslining people when they ride by on their skateboards luckily i don t give in to these crazy urges too often but the other day was at some friends house and we sort of started playing the piano and then got bored with the feet anyway life is good posted by joe at 6 11 pm 4 comments sunday september 6 2009 watermelon so there s been a watermelon sitting on the desk in the middle of my living room for the past few days and i m not really sure why i m scared of asking anyone about it in the event that i m hallucinating and am the only one who actually can see this huge green thing covering half of the table but seriously why the hek is it there i ve come up with some possible solutions 1 one of my crazy roomates put it there 2 i slept walked over to the grocery store last night bought a watermelon placed it on the table in front of everone and then went back to bed 3 aliens they ve tried to take over my apartment before unnoticed 5 there isn t a number 4 6 i really need to cut back on my ice cream intake so ok this doesn t really explain the watermelon but it s still true 7 i have a bad case of three weeks into the semester itis more commonly known as homework flu and i m hallucinating it s gotta be 7 posted by joe at 11 44 pm 3 comments monday august 3 2009 lake powell this past week has been pretty awesome it started off with me getting invited to go to lake powell and it was a blast schedule was like this wake up eat play in the water eat play in the sand eat sleep play on the jet ski which is amazing by the way cliff jump eat laugh at my two new blog stalkers who are hilarious hi tawni and ashley and get sun burned alot like i m still peeling anyway here are some pics of the 3 day awesome trip by the way you know jet skis are pretty much the most amazing things ever holy cow so much fun moving at 45 mph and then whipping the jet ski around is so fun and it makes some wicked cool waves i also got a really cool tattoo too a little girl came up to me and said that s a little girl s tattoo not a boy tattoo ok so she was right but hey everyone else took all the manly skull and crossbones and lightning ones scott and i made a huge t rex sand sculpture nad htat was really fun it took a while to make ok so it took over 4 hours to make doh it was pretty cool though by the end of the trip i was pretty exhausted not gonna lie i look pretty jacked up in this picture anyway it was a really fun trip 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