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internet jokes i can t stop laughing at collection of internet jokes and forwards internet jokes i can t stop laughing at collection of internet jokes and forwards home jump to navigation campaign badge may 9 2008 posted by superdave in that s just wrong 1 comment so far vanishing cream may 2 2008 posted by superdave in family stuff 1 comment so far during a dinner party the hosts two little children entered the dinning room totally nude and walked slowly around the table the parents were so embarrassed that they pretended nothing was happening and kept the conversation going the guests cooperated and also continued as if nothing extraordinary was happening after going all the way around the room the children left and there was a moment of silence at the table during which one child was heard to say you see it is vanishing cream the color of marriage april 21 2008 posted by superdave in marriage add a comment attending a wedding for the first time a little girl whispered to her mother why is the bride dressed in white because white is the color of happiness her mother explained and today is the happiest day in her life the child thought about this for a moment so why is the groom wearing black amazing simple home remedies april 21 2008 posted by superdave in that s just wrong 8 comments 1 if you re choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat presto the blockage will instantly remove itself 2 avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop 3 for high blood pressure sufferers simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes thus reducing the pressure on your veins remember to use a timer 4 a mousetrap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button 5 if you have a bad cough take a large dose of laxatives then you ll be afraid to cough 6 you only need two tools in life wd 40 and duct tape if it doesn t move and should use the wd 40 if it shouldn t move and does use the duct tape 7 remember everyone seems normal until you get to know them 8 if you can t fix it with a hammer you ve got an electrical problem drunk talking april 6 2008 posted by superdave in that s just wrong add a comment things that are difficult to say when drunk 1 innovative 2 preliminary 3 proliferation 4 cinnamon things that are very difficult to say when drunk 1 specificity 2 anti constitutionalistically 3 passive aggressive disorder 4 transubstantiate things that are downright impossible to say when drunk 1 no thanks i m married 2 nope no more booze for me 3 sorry but you re not really my type 4 taco bell no thanks i m not hungry 5 good evening officer isn t it lovely out tonight 6 oh i couldn t no one wants to hear me sing karaoke 7 i m not interested in fighting you 8 thank you but i won t make any attempt to dance i have no coordination i d hate to look like a fool 9 where is the nearest bathroom i refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road 10 i must be going home now as i have to work in the morning flashers april 6 2008 posted by superdave in blondes add a comment a car gets a flat on the interstate one day the blond driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk she takes out two cardboard men unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic the lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers not surprisingly the traffic becomes snarled and backed up it isn t very long before a police car arrives the officer clearly enraged approaches the blond of the disabled vehicle yelling what s going on here my car broke down officer says the woman calmly well what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road he asks helllooooooo says the blond those are my emergency flashers pronounciations april 30 2007 posted by superdave in uncategorized add a comment two guys were riding in a car arguing about how to say the name of the city that they were in one said louieville and the other louiseville they went on arguing and arguing until they came upon a fast food restaurant the one guy goes inside and says to the waitress tell me the name of the place where i am right now really really really slowly the waitress goes bur ger king japanese ski resort mission impossible hysterical april 16 2007 posted by superdave in uncategorized add a comment http www youtube com watch v zf1dhcv9dnm wife goes shopping april 12 2007 posted by superdave in funny videos add a comment http www youtube com watch v osu_phjyguy nr 1 magic beer april 2 2007 posted by superdave in that s just wrong add a comment a lady walks into a bar and sees a really good looking guy sitting at the bar by himself she goes over and asks him what he is drinking magic beer he says she thinks he s a little crazy so she walks around the bar but after realizing that there is no one else worth talking to goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says that isn t really magic beer is it yes i ll show you he takes a drink of the beer jumps out the window flies around the building three times and comes back in the window the lady can t believe it i bet you can t do that again he takes another drink of beer jumps out the window flies around the building three times and comes back in the window she is so amazed that she says she wants a magic beer so the guy says to the bartender give her one of what i m having she gets her drink takes a gulp of the beer jumps out the window plummets 30 stories breaks every bone in her body and dies the bartender looks up at the guy and says you know superman you re a real jerk when you re drunk older posts search categories that s just wrong blondes comedians cool videos family stuff funny videos marriage mother in law puns state ly humor uncategorized us humor archive may 2008 april 2008 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