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jokes of the day for friday 07 august 2026 jokes of the day jokes top rated jokes best new jokes popular jokes funny photos funny videos slideshow jokes archive about jokes join us on whatsapp join us on telegram join us on viber jokes of the day for friday 07 august 2026 funny jokes funny photo and funny video collected from the internet on friday 07 august 2026 top signs you re bored at work you ve already read the entire dilbert page a day calendar for 2000 you discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of elvis you ve figured out a way to get gilligan off the island you decide to see how many mountain dews you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs people come into your office only to borrow pencils from your ceiling no longer content with merely photocopying your butt you now scan and enhance it with photoshop you now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven dwarfs the 4th division of paperclips has overrun the pushpin infantry and general white out has called for reinforcements joke drinks cola joke old joke from joke of the day archives check out other old jokes monday 11 september 2017 currently 7 09 10 rating 7 1 10 11 a ventriloquist apologizes a young ventriloquist is touring norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town with his dummy on his knee he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes suddenly a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting i ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes what makes you think you can stereotype norwegian blonde women that way what does the color of a woman s hair have to do with her worth as a human being it s men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as people its people like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women in general pathetically all in the name of humor the embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize and the blonde interrupts yelling you stay out of this i m talking to that little shit on your lap joke blonde sport fishing joke old joke from joke of the day archives check out other old jokes tuesday 07 august 2018 currently 9 01 10 rating 9 0 10 87 slideshow 132 funny photo slideshow a chuck norris edition of clue a chuck norris edition of clue was to be released but the answer was always chuck norris in the library with a roundhouse kick joke short chuck norris joke old joke from joke of the day archives check out other old jokes wednesday 07 august 2013 currently 4 01 10 rating 4 0 10 70 chuck norris kicked neo out of chuck norris kicked neo out of zion now neo is the two joke short chuck norris joke old joke from joke of the day archives check out other old jokes sunday 07 august 2011 currently 2 45 10 rating 2 4 10 65 outdoorsy man during his physical the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level he described a typical day this way well yesterday afternoon i waded along the edge of a lake drank eight beers escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake marched up and down several rocky hills stood in a patch of poison ivy crawled out of quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees inspired by the story the doctor said you must be one hell of an outdoors man nah he replied i m just a shitty golfer joke doctor animal dog drinks beer sport golfer joke old joke from joke of the day archives check out other old jokes monday 07 august 2017 currently 8 76 10 rating 8 8 10 55 pete lee making love in a car wash i was reading this article the other day and it said the perfect way to spice up your love life is to make love in a car wash let me tell you guys from experience no it is not its also the perfect way to ruin a church fundraiser joke short joke old joke from joke of the day archives check out other old jokes sunday 07 august 2011 currently 6 10 10 rating 6 1 10 50 what does two plus two equal a mathematician a statistician and an accountant apply for the same job the interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks what does two plus two equal the mathematician replies four the interviewer asks four exactly the mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says yes four exactly then the interviewer calls in the statistician and asks the same question what does two plus two equal the statistician says on average four give or take ten percent but on average four then the interviewer calls in the accountant and poses the same question what does two plus two equal the accountant gets up locks the door closes the shade sits down next to the interviewer and says what do you want it to equal joke joke old joke from joke of the day archives check out other old jokes friday 27 may 2016 currently 5 49 10 rating 5 5 10 63 lingerie salesperson lingerie salespersons never die they just slip away joke short joke old joke from joke of the day archives check out other old jokes tuesday 23 june 2020 currently 3 44 10 rating 3 4 10 9 fool in love after a quarrel a wife said to her husband you know i was a fool when i married you the husband replied yes dear but i was in love and didn t notice it joke short joke old joke from joke of the day archives check out other old jokes monday 04 may 2015 currently 9 29 10 rating 9 3 10 58 they need ideas frustrated the teen storms into his sister s bedroom why are adults are always asking us what we want to be when we grow up without hesitation the sister replies it s because they re looking for ideas joke short joke old joke from joke of the day archives check out other old jokes thursday 01 february 2024 currently 7 44 10 rating 7 4 10 16 grandma said that grandma said that joke short joke old joke from joke of the day archives check out other old jokes friday 13 october 2017 currently 4 64 10 rating 4 6 10 11 how s norma a sweet grandmother telephoned st joseph s hospital she timidly asked is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing the operator said i ll be glad to help dear what s the name and room number the grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said norma findlay room 302 the operator replied let me place you on hold while i check with her nurse after a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said oh i have good news her nurse told me that norma is doing very well her blood pressure is fine her blood work is normal and her physician dr cohen has scheduled her to be discharged on tuesday the grandmother said thank you that s wonderful i was so worried god bless you for the good news the operator replied you re more than welcome is norma your daughter the grandmother said no i m norma findlay in 302 no one tells me s t found on https allnurses com norma t270187 posted on mar 22 2009 by heartsopenwide joke doctor joke old joke from joke of the day archives check out other old jokes wednesday 18 september 2019 currently 9 32 10 rating 9 3 10 60 one evening a father overheard one evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers god bless mommy daddy and grammy goodbye grampa well the father thought it was strange but he soon forgot about it the next day the grandfather died a month later the father heard his sony saying prayers again god bless mommy god bless daddy goodbye grammy the next day the grandmother died well the father was getting more than a little woried about the whole situation one week later the father once again overheard his sons prayers god bless mommy good bye daddy this nearly gave the father a heart attack he didn t say anything but he got up early to go to work so that he would miss the traffic he stayed all through lunch and dinner finally after midnight he went home he was still alive when he got home he appologised to his wife i am sorry honey i had a very bad day at work today you think you ve had a bad day you think you ve had a bad day the wife yelled the mailman dropped dead on my doorstep this morning joke food lunch dinner honey father joke old joke from joke of the day archives check out other old jokes tuesday 27 september 2016 currently 9 13 10 rating 9 1 10 16 two lawyers two lawyers were walking along negotiating a case look said one to the other let s be honest with each other okay you first replied the other that was the end of the discussion joke short lawyer joke old joke from joke of the day archives check out other old jokes friday 09 april 2010 currently 7 10 10 rating 7 1 10 21 brand new christmas cracker jokes 1 what does donald trump do after he pulls a cracker pays her off voted the best new christmas cracker joke of 2018 author edinburgh teacher michael hughes 37 the winner of the competition run by tv channel gold 2 why is theresa may encouraging board games at christmas because she s trying to bring back chequers 3 why has debenhams been forced to cancel its christmas nativity play no prophet 4 what does philip green buy former employees for christmas their silence 5 when do sheep practice their new dance while shepherds watched them floss by night 6 what s the difference between the love island villa and the stable where jesus was born the stable has had some wise men in it 7 why does kim kardashian hate christmas so much she s always the butt of the christmas cracker jokes 8 what is meghan buying harry william and charles for christmas suits 9 why was everyone hungover after roxanne pallett s christmas party she misjudged the strength of the punch 10 why did donald trump invite kanye west round to help with his christmas presents because kanye is trump s favourite wrapper 11 what s the biggest complaint about network rail s christmas seasoning they keep changing the thyme 12 why has boris johnson bought mistletoe this year because he s tired of being in the single market 13 what s the only thing that goes on longer than christmas harry and meghan s wedding preacher 14 what did banksy serve with his christmas turkey shred sauce jokes seen first on https www independent ie joke christmas animal sheep turkey wedding joke old joke from joke of the day archives check out other old jokes thursday 13 december 2018 currently 2 00 10 rating 2 0 10 13 previous day next day short jokes blonde jokes policeman jokes doctor jokes lawyer jokes december jokes christmas jokes monday jokes friday jokes april fool s day beer jokes halloween jokes thanksgiving jokes jokes archive note all jokes on this web site are property of the sites they are collected from web site jokes of the day is not responsible for content of jokes we are not trying to offend just looking for a good laugh if you are offended by any of the jokes please complain to the site jokes are coming from this site uses cookies to store information on your computer some are essential to help the site properly others give us insight into how the site is used and help us to optimize the user experience see our 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