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nn s nextsibling friday 12 february 2016 funny dirty joke a family is at the dinner table the son asks the father dad how many kinds of boobs are there the father surprised answers well son a woman goes through three phases in her 20s a woman s breasts are like melons round and firm in her 30s and 40s they are like pears still nice hanging a bit after 50 they are like onions onions the son asks yes you see them and they make you cry t his infuriated his wife and daughter the daughter asks mom how many different kinds of willies are there the mother smiles and says well dear a man goes through three phases also in his 20s his willy is like an oak tree mighty and hard in his 30s and 40s it s like a birch flexible but reliable after his 50s it s like a christmas tree a christmas tree the daughter asks yes dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration quote of the day abu dharr reported the prophet peace and blessings be upon him said behold verily there is no good in red skin or black skin but rather only by virtue of righteousness source musnad ahmad 20885 grade hasan fair according to al albani posted by unknown at 21 40 4 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest saturday 3 january 2015 three dogs three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the veterinarian s one of the dogs was hanging its head and sighing the second dog turned to him and asked what are you in here for buddy the dog looked depressed i m in big trouble he said my owner has a really nice sports car with leather seats i just love to go for rides in it well the other day he took me for a ride and i was so excited i peed on the nice leather seat now he s having me put to sleep i know how you feel said the second dog my owners have a beautiful expensive oriental rug the other day they were late getting home from work and i just couldn t help myself i fucked all over their nice carpet and ruined it they re having me put to sleep too both dogs turned to the third dog in the waiting room so what are you here for they asked well said the third dog my owner likes to do her housework in the nude the other day she was vacuuming and she knelt down to vacuum under the sofa and i just couldn t help myself i hopped on her back and had the ride of my life the other dogs nodded in sympathy so she s having you put to sleep too huh no said the dog i m having my nails clipped quote of the day hudhaifa ibn al yaman reported the prophet peace and blessings be upon him said verily when the believer meets another believer and greets him with peace and shakes his hand the sins of them both will shed like the shedding of the leaves of a tree source mu jam al awsat 253 grade sahih li ghayri authentic due to external evidence according to al albani posted by unknown at 12 59 no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest friday 2 january 2015 perplexing riddle it s time to see how clearly you can think the teacher said to his class now listen carefully and think about what i m saying i m thinking of a person who has the same mother and father as i have but this person is not my brother and not my sister who is it the kids in the class furrowed their brows scratched their heads and otherwise showed how hard they were thinking but no one came up with the right answer when everyone in the class had given up the teacher announced the person is me little jeffrey beamed at learning the answer that s a good one he said to himself i ll have to try that on mom and dad at dinner that night little jeffrey repeated the riddle to his parents i m thinking of a person who has the same mother and father as i have he said but this person isn t my brother and isn t my sister who is it his parents furrowed their brows scratched their heads and otherwise pretended that they were thinking hard then they both said i give up who is it it s my teacher jeffrey said quote of the day al qurtubi reported it was said to ibrahim ibn adham what is wrong with us that we supplicate and we receive no answer ibrahim said it is because you know allah and you do not obey him and you know the messenger and you do not follow him or his tradition sunnah and you know the quran and you do not act according to it and you eat from the blessings of allah and you are not thankful for it and you know paradise and you do not seek it and you know hellfire and you do not flee from it and you know satan and you do not fight him but rather you agree with him and you know death and you do not prepare for it and you bury the dead and you do not learn from it and you ignore your own faults and you are concerned with the faults of others source tafseer al qurtubi 2 186 posted by unknown at 13 42 no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest breast fed a woman and a baby waited in the doctor s examining room waiting for him to come in the doctor arrived examined the baby checked his weight and commented the baby wasn t gaining enough weight he then asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed breast fed the woman replied well strip down to your waist the doctor ordered she did he pressed kneaded and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed examination motioning to her to get dressed he said no wonder this baby is hungry you don t have any milk i know she said with a smile i m his grandma but i m glad i came now quote of the day abu huraira reported a man reviled abu bakr and the prophet peace and blessings be upon him was sitting down and he was impressed by abu bakr and he smiled then abu bakr reviled the man with the same words as him and the prophet became angry and he stood to leave abu bakr went to the prophet and he said o messenger of allah the man reviled me and you were sitting but when i responded you became angry and stood up the prophet said verily there was an angel with you responding on your behalf but satan appeared when you responded with the same words as him and i will not sit in the presence of satan then the prophet said o abu bakr there are three persons who are given a right no servant is wronged by an oppressor and he overlooks it except that allah the exalted will support him a man does not open the door of charity to strengthen family ties except that allah will increase his wealth a man does not open the door to begging to usurp wealth except that allah will increase his poverty source musnad ahmad 9411 grade sahih authentic according to al mundhiri posted by unknown at 13 03 no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest wednesday 11 june 2014 it s dark in here a married woman is having an affair whenever her lover comes over she puts her nine year old son in the closet one day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet as well inside the closet the little boy says it s dark in here isn t it yes it is the man replies you wanna buy a baseball the little boy asks no thanks the man replies i think you do want to buy a baseball the little extortionist continues ok how much the man replies after considering the position he was in twenty five dollars the little boy replies twenty five dollars the man repeats that s awful expensive but because of the position he was in agreed to the price the following week the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway and again places her lover in the closet with her little boy it s dark in here isn t it the boy starts off yes it is replies the man wanna buy a baseball glove the little boy asks ok how much the hiding lover responds acknowledging his dis advantage fifty dollars the boy replies and the transaction is completed the next weekend the little boy s father says hey son go get your ball and glove and we ll play some catch i can t i sold them replies the little boy how much did you get for them asks the father expecting to hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy seventy five dollars the little boy says seventy five dollars that s thievery i m taking you to the church right now you must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness the father explains as he hauls the child away at the church the little boy goes into the confessional draws the curtain sits down and says it s dark in here isn t it don t you start that crap in here the priest says quote of the day abu umamah reported the messenger of allah peace and blessings be upon him said the scribe on the right is trustworthy over the scribe on the left when a person does a good deed he records it immediately when a person does a bad deed he says to the scribe on the left stay your hand for six hours if the person seeks forgiveness from allah then he will not write it otherwise it will be recorded as a single bad deed source mu jam al kabeer 7685 grade sahih authentic according to as suyuti posted by unknown at 00 32 2 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest sunday 6 april 2014 follow the boss there are three ladies working in the same office they begin to notice that each day the boss who is also a female leaves work early one day they decide that once the boss takes off they are gonna be right behind her after all she neve r comes back or calls so how would she know so they all three leave and the brunette was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at her spa before meeting her dinner date the redhead was thrilled to be home early she did a little gardening and went to bed early the blonde was happy happy happy to be home but when she got to her bedroom she heard a muffled noise from inside slowly quietly she cracks open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss ever so gently she closed the door and crept out of her house the next day at coffee break the brunette and redhead mentioned leaving early again and asked the blonde if she wanted to go with them no way the blonde exclaimed i bloody nearly got caught yesterday quote of the day abu huraira reported a bedouin came to the messenger of allah peace and blessings be upon him and he said indeed my wife has given birth to a black boy and i have disowned him the prophet said do you have camels he said yes the prophet said what color are they he said they are red the prophet said are any of them gray he said there are gray camels among them the prophet said where do you think this color came from he said o messenger of allah it is hereditary the prophet said perhaps this boy s color is hereditary the prophet did not allow him to disown his child source sahih bukhari 6884 sahih muslim 1500 grade muttafaqun alayhi authenticity agreed upon according to al bukhari and muslim posted by unknown at 19 55 no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest wednesday 5 march 2014 suprise a young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist hello could you give me condom i m going to my girlfriend s place for dinner and i think i may be in with a chance the pharmacist gives him the condom and the young man leaves he soon returns and says give me another condom because my girlfriend s sister is very cute too she always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and i think i might strike it lucky there too the pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says go on give me one more condom because my girlfriend s mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes and since she invited me for dinner think she is expecting me to make a move during dinner the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left the sister on his right and the mum facing him when the dad gets there the boy lowers his head and starts praying dear lord bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us a minute later the boy is still praying thank you lord for your kindness ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying keeping his head down the others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others she gets close to the boy and says in his ear i didn t know you were so religious the boy replies i didn t know your dad was a pharmacist quote of the day ibn al qayyim said forgiveness is more beloved to allah than vengeance mercy is more beloved to him than punishment grace is more beloved to him than justice and giving is more beloved to him than withholding source madarij as salikeen 1 228 when was the last time your instagram picture won you something cool like this if you like tea you ll tehtarik hati dengan these freebies myliptonmoments this is something you should take a look at mynote3 posted by unknown at 21 47 no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest older posts home subscribe to posts atom function var nn document createelement script nn type text javascript nn src http synad2 nuffnang com my ss js var s document getelementsbytagname script 0 s parentnode insertbefore 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