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is parents forgot to pick him up after baseball practice the dusty like shane is doing a poor job of pretending to be holy and righteous while actually wanting to get down with ilya who is dtf also yes i did custom draw a cross made of out dicks i m not even sorry about it the svg is available to any other binders with blasphemous intentions just hmu details letter quarto bind so smol short grain 24 cream paper 2 mm board covered with verona book cloth in sapphire decorated using lime green htv end papers and end bands are marbled paper by me spine is rounded but not backed dust jacket title and the text on the one flap are from an lds site which is linked to by the author in the author s notes dust jacket is printed on photo paper and laminated with soft touch with thanks to phoenixortheflame and citrusses for lots and lots of feedback and encouragement on the design of the cover and dust jacket read this fic leave kudos and comments all fanbinds by me are for personal use only and will never be sold or profited from 12 55 143 jtimu reblogged transformativeworks 16h asynca 3d follow write that one shot those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote 12 2 750 4 635 jtimu reblogged xalandrix 1d vamptits may 31 2024 follow they want you to make fried rice memser may 31 2024 who is they vamptits may 31 2024 the wok left solongandthanksforallthefish42 jun 2 2024 how am i supposed to make fried rice if the wok left 6qubed jul 12 2024 skillet issue 87 119 288 111 332 jtimu reblogged 1d lavenderprose may 9 follow things that are actually in the shane hollander mic d up compilation that we all wish we could watch through the portal hey how was your summer good good mic d up i m mic d up don t have you ever been to greece told ilya i would ask you what no man he didn t say that he said he was gonna get your ass yeah man he only fucks one ass yeah i mean i would say fuck you too but heeeey davai davai great assist hah no don t come closer i m mic d and you know i don t trust you the royal tiger towel paper towel power play the royal tiger towel paper towel power play the royal hey matheson you ever been to vegas i said you ever been to vegas i hear they let the good hockey players go there in the summer but i feel like you wouldn t know that fuck hey ref what the fuck was that oh you didn t see that fuck you no you stay there my husband s gonna talk to you fuck you put me in the bin then this is bullshit you have the smelling salts yeah fuck i am mic d remember i am mic d nope not even in russian oh yeah the pickle video was funny harris said it got a lot of views so yeah no he actually really does love pickles that much sinclair you got something to say yeah i m better at hide the pickle than you are at hockey you want to ask another stupid question you know i run a charity too oh i just assumed that you were doing some kind of make a wish thing out here with your wingers since it looks like this is your first day on the ice oh hey look jackie and the kids are waving at us okay okay rozanov that s enough mic d mic d mic d hello hockey night welcome to my husband s shoulder pads fuck off rozanov great goal great goal lyublyu tebya yes baby you did that 50 1 672 7 581 jtimu reblogged kaaaaaaarf 1d hr rep apr 22 follow ilya coming into the cens locker room post getting outted ready to talk about bagging shane fucking hollander gif by hakjeon 6 277 1 261 jtimu reblogged fuckrozanov 2d scunthotter may 10 follow yuna always calls shane her favorite mother s day gift because his birthday occasionally falls on mother s day when ilya joins the family and they learn his birthday is close to father s day david starts calling ilya his favorite father s day gift shane is insulted because he bought david a trip to iceland last year 3 466 2 415 jtimu reblogged smugrobotics 3d icaseybaybee apr 7 follow 8 13 156 15 364 jtimu reblogged wmhockey 4d pemguims 4d follow hi im macklin celebrini im 19 years old hey three time stanley cup winner gold medal olympian sidney crosby im your captain you need to hussle more on the powerplay also i dont know who charles darwin is 1 191 452 jtimu reblogged willglazing 4d radioclashh oct 10 2024 follow does anyone know how to get rid of this aching hole in my chest please say sports rpf 4 2 336 3 234 jtimu reblogged 4d sweatersinthesummer may 6 follow podfic fresh out of good judgment by gurlsrool m 33 minutes 5 times hayden doesn t get shane and ilya s relationship 1 time he does as my availability for podfic recording winds down aka as the schoolyear winds down and thus begins the presence of young ears that do not need to hear their mother saying cumslut i find myself somewhat frantically recording while i still can i have a few drarry fics in the can for fests coming up so here you go my 150th work on ao3 and now i have my very own scrabble board froidefille 4d 150th work we have truly been blessed by this content 1 8 10 jtimu reblogged teaboot 5d soulren may 10 follow ghosts are real i can see how you could believe that ghosts aren t real it s very fair and rational that you believe that ghosts aren t real anymore i m about to hear a poem or very sad story ghosts aren t real yet the fuck are you going to do 239 38 446 85 381 jtimu reblogged beloved child of the house 5d dilf in peril dec 8 2023 follow i understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man he s 32 228 81 142 88 259 jtimu reblogged probablily 5d hundredthousands art 5d follow baby shane 6 596 2 339 jtimu reblogged billsfangearring 5d my 2nd account apr 26 follow one night after a tough game jj convinces shane to go to a bar with the rest of the team he tried to turn him down bc he s beat and just wants to go to his hotel room and get some sleep before an early flight tomorrow but jj had already anticipated this and got hayden in on it so he wouldn t let shane into the room they end up going to the nearest bar they find come on cap just an hour or two and we ll let you go it s right around the corner and said bar happens to have a mechanical pull riding machine no clue where these exist in canada just dw bout it shane s competitive ass sees everyone there including his teammates fail miserably so he decides to give it a shot to show them how it s done everyone is like haha until my boy is up there and lo and behold captain hollander is really fucking good at bull riding they all know shane never half asses anything in his life but where the fuck did he learn to ride like this and shane deadpans it s about balance and relaxing your hips to move in rhythm with the movement instead of fighting it and everyone s like ok sure anyways someone in the bar is a hockey fan and recognizes shane and takes a video of him bull riding in less than 15 minutes the clip is blasted all over social media and everyone is collectively losing their shit over hollander wearing a backwards cap moving his hips in a way no human should be allowed to and riding like his life depends on it under dim sexy red lighting cut to ilya rozanov hundreds of miles away up at 3 in the morning almost breaking his phone screen from how hard he s gripping it after replaying the 7 second clip for the 200th time and he s never been more hard in his life and he s the only one who knows where shane hollander learned to ride not his first rodeo 57 1 735 8 004 jtimu reblogged nosestuckinabookwrites 5d toiletweed aug 9 2023 follow wearing a baseball cap backwards is such a slutty outfit choice like purposely choosing to shirk the sun protection of the brim which is the whole purpose of the hat all so you can what suck dick quicker slut 9 2 164 3 679 jtimu reblogged 6d penandinkprincess may 10 follow fucking cackling after thinking about how seeing ilya made shane s heartrate go down in the hospital because i m imagining shane being out of it and mildly combative confused upset after something like getting his wisdom teeth taken out or something and really only calming down with ilya right next to him which is very sweet except for the fact that it s now ilya s turn to be very nervous about what shane is going to say in front of his parents in a reversal of shane having about three heart attacks concurrently thinking he was going to have to hear ilya explain the concept of fuckbuddies during the dinner scene because yes very sweet that shane wasn t listening to anyone about rinsing his mouth out until ilya said to do it but shane s obedience is not limited to heeding medical instructions and ilya is sweating about shane s drugged mind playing connect the dots with how much he likes ilya telling him to do things and deciding to start talking about it frederbee may 10 tags absolutely necessary via penandinkprincess ilya being a very sweet partner and holding a cup up for shane because there s some blood in his mouth after changing the gauze out and telling him to spit and shane who is in outer space just half smirking and ilya knows what s coming even before shane slurs out a that s not what you usually shane the blood spit the blood out of your mouth and there is no way for ilya to tell yuna and david to leave because their son is not audience aware rn and really likes being bossed around in bed and is thus playing apples to apples in his head with instructions rn ilya as shane s emotional support in this setting except man is fucking stressed shane s straight chilling and feeling very pampered and safe with ilya meanwhile ilya has the resting heartrate of someone being hunted for sport yuna and david both 3 enjoying watching their son s partner prove he s a loving and supportive and gentle life partner and meanwhile ilya is just fucking praying that helping shane put gauze back in his mouth isn t making him think about things he likes having in his mouth it is shane keeps spitting it back out because texture bad and ilya not thinking is just stop doing this i am going to get a bandana or something and you will look like a kidnapping victim is this what you want and shane is just big happy sparkly eyes i mean i liked when you tied a belt ar and ilya just no thank god yuna and david were talking to the doctor at that moment but now he can see shane thinking about it and being so happy in his memory and ilya is sitting here listening to discharge instructions just thinking don t speak don t speak don t speak don t speak as hard as he can at shane penandinkprincess may 11 commanderbabyboy ilya uses the like 0 5 seconds he s got when david is going to get coffee and yuna is stepping into the hall to so gently take shane s face in his hands and get his attention like hey hey shane can you focus please ye no sweetheart don t touch the gauze again okay do you want to be good for me muffled because there s cotton in his mouth yesh good you are always so good for me head kiss now i need you to be very good and not talk until i say so okay but you like when i m loud don t you big teary eyes you don t want me to tell you when i feel good wobbly lip that would break a far harder heart than ilya s especially when shane also currently has some very cute chipmunk cheeks happening no no dorogoy you know i love all of your pretty words and sounds smooch smooch but this is a new game okay we are trying something new together still slightly sniffly but nod nod my shafeword is fashe off clinging to composure with the tips of his fingers yes very good but right now you are not going to say any words okay nod nod and pleased little smile because he remembers the rules under these circumstances then i tap you three timesh so close to fully having a breakdown yes very good and now time to be quiet yes shane almost hits himself in the face miming zipping his lips shut and this works great until the nurse asks shane what his pain level is on a scale of 1 10 and shane remains silent and the nurse is shane we can adjust your pain medication if you need it s not a trick question and shane just lolls his head over to the side and beams at ilya because look how good i am being and ilya is about to just start beating his head against a wall hardlyhinged may 11 op s tags penandinkprincess may 11 in fucking tears imagining shane whining through his nose because not speaking he remembers the rules as ilya is now trying to pull his hands away and the nurse is just oh honey don t worry no one s going to be selling photos of the two of you holding hands here we don t let cameras in past the door and thank you ma am that s very kind but it s not the fucking issue here adding nightquills because i am truly cackling about the idea of shane just inventing his own rules as they go and now ilya has to try and keep him quiet while also solving riddles from hell trying to figure out what new rules shane is introducing from his own beautiful drugged mind penandinkprincess may 11 god yuna and david are only both there in the first place because ilya has never actually dealt with coming out of sedation shane and while he s very good at handling him normally shane has a tendency to be a flight risk because he s confused and not happy about all of the everything so they wanted to be there just in case and now they re here still just as backup in case it s needed but also aw how sweet shane is so calm how nice meanwhile ilya is just planning the vacation he s going to reward himself with after this is over he may or may not bring shane along on it deadcrow donteat may 11 prev tags david yuna offer to stay with shane ilya even after they get back to their house and ilya is like nono it s fine i ve got it i promise no worries at all and yuna is very are you sure we don t mind staying a little longer if you need it and while she trusts ilya she is also hesitant to leave her son so soon after surgery meanwhile david realizes that there s probably something going on that they really don t need to know about so between him ilya yuna is barely coaxed out the door and as soon as they re gone ilya visibly deflates meanwhile shane in the back has been thinking where is my treat i have been so good i followed all the rules i want a treat penandinkprincess may 11 fucking dead imagining the visual contrast between ilya who looks like he s been through a fucking war versus shane who is sparkly eyed and chipmunk cheeked and so looking forward to his treat for being so so good penandinkprincess may 11 the idea of them looking so snuggly and sweet and pg with shane curled up against ilya in a lil shrimp curve with his puffy cheeks and an icepack on his face but he keeps popping his head up and just asking for the filthiest kink his beautiful mind can come up with because god he s been so good this treat is going to be amazing he is cashing in and ilya full monotone staring at the ceiling just yes yes of course that too back to sleep now gentle push of head back down smooch to temple pat pat pat pat the way he does to get amber down for a nap when they re babysitting and shane so obviously pleased just settles down with a lil wiggle to g...