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j two o skip to main skip to sidebar j two o a satirical blog about life sports cats and dogs politics and politicians books sex food music and whatever else i feel like writing about monday may 16 2022 who names these hurricanes 2022 edition every year the world meteorological organization which is based in geneva switzerland comes out with a list of hurricane names they do so in order to simplify communication about these life threatening storms for the history of hurricane naming read this article from the national ocean service maybe it s because the world meteorological organization is based in geneva or maybe it s because it s hard to come up with over 20 new names ever year but i can t help feeling i would do a better job naming hurricanes take this year s list of hurricane names for example which are as follows alex bonnie colin danielle earl fiona gaston hermine ian julia karl lisa martin nicole owen paula richard shary tobias virginie walter you cannot name a hurricane bonnie and not name the next one clyde i mean come on colin seriously what were the swiss thinking and where s the o in hermine hermine really though i like the idea of a harry potter theme you could name the hurricanes after slytherins and or various villains you could have bellatrix for b crabbe for c draco for d gilderoy or grindewald for g narcissa for n and of course v would be voldemort the hurricane that should not be named as for the other names on this year s list i don t know about you but i get the feeling it was a swiss guy who picked danielle and virginie perhaps to get back at former girlfriends though i think gaston is a great name for a hurricane no one blows like gaston wipes out homes like gaston no one s as frightening with lightning and thunder like gaston anyway here s hoping we don t have to use all of the names and if we do that none of them reach category 4 or 5 or stay offshore posted by j at 8 29 am no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels humor hurricanes the weather sunday february 13 2022 this valentine s day go bear i admit i got excited when i heard that build a bear had released a new line of adult teddy bears i mean why should halloween get all the sexy especially when everyone knows that valentine s day or vd day as i like to refer to it is the sexiest holiday but i was sadly disappointed when i went to check out the build a bear after dark line of adult themed teddy bears i mean look at these guys sorry build a bear but there is nothing sexy or adult about these adorable stuffed toys they re not even naked the love bandit bear the spouse got me from the vermont teddy bear company no pants and a zorro mask was way sexier though maybe he was too sexy as he has since been retired maybe instead of a sexless teddy bear get your sweetie something he she will really appreciate like a heart shaped box of cheese or a heart shaped pizza or a bouquet of bacon this valentine s day sending love to all of you j posted by j at 10 24 am no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels food humor sex ay time valentine s day sunday january 16 2022 can we talk about wordle look i love a good word game just as much as the next guy or gal maybe more i do the spelling bee in the new york times digital edition practically every day ditto the crossword so when i read about this addictive new word game that was sweeping the internet i had to check it out and i could see why the game called wordle after its inventor josh wardle was so popular it s a real brainteaser you know what else wordle is a rip off of a game called jotto invented in 1955 by morton m rosenfeld and you know what i don t love plagiarism and people who take credit for other people s work or games and journalists who are too lazy to do any research or fact check their articles i m looking at you daniel victor of the new york times if i read one more effing article about josh wardle inventing wordle i e jotto i am going to effing scream josh wardle did not invent this game it s been around for over 60 years actually far longer my mother and i played it in our heads back in the 1970s scorepads phooey and i began playing mental jotto with my daughter in the 2000s which led me to wondering why the makers of jotto didn t sue wardle over wordle but as i discovered 1 ip law surrounding games like jotto wordle is complicated and 2 the company that supposedly produces jotto endless games doesn t seem to produce it right now and hasn t for a while i did a search on the endless games website but i couldn t find it though i found some other cool games so it s possible that jotto is in the public domain and fair game however to say that wordle is original is wrong all that said i will still play wordle my best score so far 3 6 for now at least until some other non plagiarized word game comes along posted by j at 12 30 pm 2 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels games people play just the facts plagiarism ranting and raving what are words for thursday june 3 2021 hurricane names have gotten ridiculous i don t know about all of you but to me a hurricane should sound fierce not friendly it should have a name that strikes fear into people like loki or odin or thor or hera or poseidon or zeus not sound like someone you d hang out with at a sports bar or your grandmother played mahjongg with but for some reason the world meteorological organization the body that names atlantic and pacific hurricanes keeps giving hurricanes chummy names and this year is no exception as you can see by the list of 2021 atlantic hurricane names ana bill claudette danny elsa fred grace henri ida julian kate larry mindy nicholas odette peter rose sam teresa victor wanda seriously bill fred and larry do those sound like intimidating names to you why not curly larry and moe if you want to go there and elsa ida and rose were you playing canasta when you came up with those and henri who effing names a hurricane henri is it a french hurricane will it have a beret come on meteorologists now granted you can t name hurricanes the same names year after year and maybe all of the good names names of greek norse roman and other gods or fierce mythical warriors have already been used though i m pretty sure they recycle names that haven t been retired but i think we can do better than danny elsa and mindy i mean what would you name a hurricane i m pretty sure it wouldn t be teresa got a name suggestion leave it in the comments i n all serious though i hate hurricanes and i hope this year we have a mild hurricane season with no category 4 or 5 storms coming ashore and wreaking havoc w ishing you fair weather this has been j with a special meteorological blog post posted by j at 7 47 am 4 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels humor hurricanes names the weather tuesday august 7 2018 old age is a bitch does your spouse forget things i m not talking about birthdays or the day of your anniversary i m talking about physical things like keys and glasses or underwear and belts my spouse is famous or infamous for forgetting and losing sh t i can t tell you how many pairs of sunglasses he has lost or misplaced because i forget the number and guessing what he ll forget or lose on a trip has become a kind of running joke to the point where i literally sit on our bed while he is packing his bag and ask him if he has packed reels off list of items and he will smile at me and say in a slightly patronizing way yes j_____ i have reels off list of item and then of course we ll get to wherever and he will have forgotten something though to be fair when we got back from our trip to canada last week i realized i had left my brand new cream colored capri travel pants at one of our hotels even though i always triple check our room before we leave fortunately i was pretty sure where i had left them and the hotel is mailing them back to me albeit for 25 still cheaper than buying a new pair which i did anyway but yesterday the spouse topped himself he didn t just forget to pack enough underwear or a belt he forgot his entire suitcase which i discovered at six this morning outside his office in our driveway when i opened the shades he only discovered his error at 10 o clock last night twelve hours after he left our house when he got to his airbnb outside dc where he had a big important meeting this morning and claims it was not his fault he thought his colleague who was driving had put the suitcase in his trunk though i don t know how either of them could have missed the suitcase sitting in our driveway old age is a bitch man one that requires bifocals and hearing aids and cell phone reminders anyway fortunately for the spouse there was a 24 hour walmart near his rental so off he went i m not sure what time and purchased a new wardrobe along with a six pack of beer for the princely sum of 114 not bad eh and now he will have a good story to tell at the meeting just hope he doesn t have to stay an extra night posted by j at 10 09 am no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels humor old age thursday july 19 2018 ya got treason with apologies to meredith wilson robert preston and the music man well either you re closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated by the presence of a traitor in the white house ya got treason my friend right here i say treason right here in the capital city with a capital t and that rhymes with p and that stands for putin and all week long in your capital city journalists be fritterin away fritterin away their days tryin to get a straight answer from sarah sanders oh yes we got lots and lots a problems right here in the capital city problems with a capital p and that rhymes with t and that stands for trump now i know all you folks are the right kinda voters so i m gonna be perfectly frank would ya like to know what kinda conversation goes down how the white house is gonna cover up the same old lies to the american people sure you do oh we got treason right here in the capital city with a capital t that rhymes with p and that stands for putin that stands for putin we ve surely got treason right here in the capital city right here gotta figger out a way to keep the country from going down the tubes treason treason treason treason posted by j at 12 03 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels parody politics as song putin the donald the russians are coming thursday july 12 2018 but what about benghazi favorite political cartoons donald j trump has been the gift that keeps on giving to editorial cartoonists and late night talk show hosts though i m pretty sure all of them would agree they would prefer to have a president whose every utterance didn t send them careening to the drawing board in fact there have been so many terrific editorial cartoons skewering trump and the gop the last two years that if i embedded all of them you d be reading this post for days actually you would probably stop reading it after a few seconds for that reason i ve narrowed my list down to five there are probably funnier or cleverer ones feel free to link to them in the comments but these five some of which came out before trump took office resonated with me so much that i decided to save them for future use click on each cartoon to enlarge it then click your back button enjoy or try not to weep posted by j at 2 47 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels cartoon characters political coverage satire older posts home subscribe to posts atom subscribe to posts atom posts all comments atom all comments follow this blog on twitter http twitter com jtwooblog become a fan of j two o on facebook a dozen reasons to love j 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